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sexdracula.rocks
el camino acid
@sexdracula.rocks
1.3K followers 390 following 4K posts
im here to be stupid and make friends. i have attained “yakuza mindset” (he/him)
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 3d
do the bluesky team actually want more users on the site, it is unclear to me. usually social media sites want more users right
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 4d
what's good y'all i hear jay is crashing out over her fuckstick management yet again pissing everyone off? same old same old huh
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willow 🐈‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanayanagi.kim · 18d
THEY DEFORMED ME, COOP. REDUCED ME DOWN TO ONLY MY MOST RECOGNIZABLE CHARACTERISTICS. I’M A CUTESY SHELL OF MY FORMER SELF. THE BOYS AT QUANTICO ARE CALLING ME A “CHEE-BEE.” I’M SEVEN CENTIMETERS TALL, COOP. 150 GRAMS OF VINYL PLASTIC.
chibi figure of gordon cole
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 19d
i'm the guy who thinks 100,000,000 people live in NYC
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vILLAGE GENIOUS @suddenlygarmo.bsky.social · 19d
classic
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 23d
"we cannot express our regrets profoundly enough, but it is our hope that you will use these two free passes to return to jurassic park"
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Bloomberg News @bloomberg.com · 24d
US Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau expressed regret on Sunday over the recent detention of hundreds of South Korean workers in Georgia and said those who returned home will face no disadvantage when re-entering the US
US Official Offers Regrets Over Detention of South Koreans
US Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau on Sunday expressed regret over the recent detention of hundreds of South Korean workers in Georgia.
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merritt @merrittk.com · 25d
"nobody over 30 knows anything about the culture that informed this guy" jokes on you some of us spend way too much time looking at terrible shit online
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 25d
Headline: 'Tyler, is this you?': Suspect's father reportedly recognized him police photos Are ya winning, son? meme but he's asking Did ya kill him, son?
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 25d
It wasn’t even a hard guess! They have a history of political violence and they’ve been ranting about how he’s a traitor to the cause for 6 fuckin years! Meanwhile the left just made fun of his bizarrely huge head whenever they remembered his goofy debate me ass schtick.
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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · 25d
"If it's close to home, if it's 50 miles from me, it's the same damn thing. Shit happens and that's what it is." superimposed on "Head of Buddha" (1943) by Reijer Stolk. Original from the Rijksmuseum.
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 25d
starting to think these Ezra Klein types might not actually know much about their subject. weird.
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 25d
funny how the entire political commentary class, whose job is supposedly to know about this stuff, immediately went “oh this is Leftist violence“ while anyone who has been on Twitter for more than a minute and knows anything about the far right immediately went “lol bet it was a groyper“
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 25d
(extremely serious Governor voice) The uh, what the information we have at this point says is that the uh, the bullet casings were inscribed with a message that says, and I'm quoting it here, 'well well well, if it isn't the blow job brothers'. At this time do not know who these brothers are.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 26d
the shooter was an online gamer. it's important for newsrooms to understand video games more than ever. that's where i step in. so umamusume: pretty derby (ウマ娘 プリティーダービー) is a gacha horse racing simulator based on real life japanese race horses. in the world of umamusume, anime girls replace horses,
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 25d
in the US conservative mindset cishet conservative white men are top of the hierarchy and thus it is bad to shoot them, but also they are allowed to shoot people, so if one kills another it's just a wash. cancels out. thoughts and prayers, nothing to see here
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 25d
it's wild how accurate this is
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 25d
Supreme Court rules 9-0 that Utah Governor Spencer Cox is gay now
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 26d
nevermind, that one was on me lol
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 26d
genuinely unclear on how you even get all that on a bullet
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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 26d
i guess we irrevocably live in a world where charlie kirk got killed by a bullet that said "Notices bulges OWO what's this" on it. don't really have anything else to say at this point
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 27d
you’re a billionaire pedophile politician and you’re betting it all on sending emails to some dope at yahoo dot com
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 27d
brb running my eyes wide shut secret illuminati sex trafficking ring for the world's elite out of the shittiest 2002 web interface to ever exist
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 27d
it's neither here nor there, but it is somehow incredibly funny that they were running all of this out of Yahoo! Mail years after gmail took over
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Dhruv Mehrotra @dmehro.bsky.social · 27d
NEW: We got access to Jeffrey Epstein’s personal Yahoo inbox — more than 18,000 emails.

It shows Epstein’s world in his own words: an unfiltered look at how his operation worked, who enabled it, and how Ghislaine Maxwell stayed at the center of it all.
Jeffrey Epstein Email Trove Reveals Ghislaine Maxwell’s Secrets
A cache of 18,000 messages obtained by Bloomberg News reveals Maxwell’s deep ties and involvement with the disgraced financier and sex offender.
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 27d
(wisely) the stock market is up 500 points, therefore this was objectively a good thing because it increased overall economic utility
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 27d
gentlemen you can’t celebrate a man’s death in here! This is the advocating for the deaths of faceless masses room!
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27d
An air of sadness hangs over 9/11 this year
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 27d
his public discourse was full of threats of violence lmao are you for real with this shit
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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 27d
Violence is always unacceptable, and threats of violence have no place in public discourse. Our thoughts are with Charlie Kirk and his family.
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