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Shadowblade Sworder
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Sorcerer. Sworder.
......... He'll yeah........ Not enough good orbs in RPGs anymore...........
February 12, 2026 at 3:11 AM
........The president is a pussy lmao..............
February 11, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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while the screeching blue hair libs are hiding in their precious super bowl safe space just like their corporate homomarxist overlords told them to, me and my fellow free thinking, red blooded male americans will be watching vids of REAL men eating raw bull testicles on youtube until kid rock is on
February 8, 2026 at 5:09 PM
................ Friday night motherfuckers..................
January 31, 2026 at 12:02 AM
............RIP to Aemeline..............LF healer...............
January 28, 2026 at 11:16 PM
.........The number of people complaining Obama isn't doing enough right now is interesting to me...........Many of the problems people are suddenly taking issue with were also hallmarks of the Obama administration..............What's he going to do.............Say "yeah I suck too".................
January 28, 2026 at 6:28 PM
................ Spending my downtime today investigating foreskin restoration...............
January 27, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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They said we couldnt do it they said the hyades would never sing but we did it folks. we made the black star rise and twin suns sink beneath the lake. Carcosa *mouthing the words* car coze ah
January 23, 2026 at 6:40 AM
........ If sticking Q tips in your ear is so bad why does it feel so good..........
January 21, 2026 at 6:31 PM
.............Weed is a gateway drug..........Gateway to my ass watching 45 minute videos on soil composition......................
January 21, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
January 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
[extreme youth pastor voice] you know who else got an insane chest workout? Our Lord Jesus......... On the cross............
January 5, 2026 at 11:04 PM
.....................There's an entire subreddit for people who are addicted to Benadryl...................Which causes hellish prolonged hallucinations when used like this...................Why would you do this....................
January 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM
..................Why do I have to work today............................
January 2, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
...........Glad I decided to include parts of a fake play in my current writing project............ONLY BEEN STUCK ON THIS PAGE FOR 2 WEEKS............................
December 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Electronics design peaked around the turn of the millennium with clear plastic. It still looks good even on modern consoles.
December 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
................. In a place like this............... ....you never know which day will be you're last..................
December 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
........... Both dogs decided 2 am was the time to get busy today...............They've settled down but I'm still awake................... Fuck.................
December 17, 2025 at 7:52 AM
.................AOL Key Word: Blade...............
December 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
...............Little stressed at work so doing the Lil Jon guided meditation.......................................
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVRZ...
Lil Jon - Deep Relaxation (Official Audio)
YouTube video by LIL JON
www.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
..........Metal Health by Quiet Riot is a great song that begins very subtly....................
October 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
...............People don't know it but edgy ellipses posting is challenging..........................Requires a lot of editing to get all the dots and thoughts in one post.......................300 characters is more like 150 characters..............................Hard mode for posting............
October 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
........................Might finish my quest to platinum troph all Final Fantasies............................Stalled out at the 3D transition (7)...................The floaty PS1 animations really slow the game down......................I'll also need to endure 13 at some point....................
October 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM