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Mobster substitute teacher: so you see, the rats sleep with the fishes
Class: [frantically flipping through zoology textbooks]
Class: [frantically flipping through zoology textbooks]
December 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Mobster substitute teacher: so you see, the rats sleep with the fishes
Class: [frantically flipping through zoology textbooks]
Class: [frantically flipping through zoology textbooks]
Wipers / Over the Edge
*their first three records are all perfect
*their first three records are all perfect
December 24, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Wipers / Over the Edge
*their first three records are all perfect
*their first three records are all perfect
Unquestionably the most fun I’ve had all year was reading this thread. Please let 2026 follow these ledes.
The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees
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December 23, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Unquestionably the most fun I’ve had all year was reading this thread. Please let 2026 follow these ledes.
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One of my all-time favorite clips of Rob Reiner, from his Friars Club Roast in 2000, as he reads aloud Roger Ebert's infamous scathing review of his movie North. The man had an amazing sense of humor about himself. RIP.
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
One of my all-time favorite clips of Rob Reiner, from his Friars Club Roast in 2000, as he reads aloud Roger Ebert's infamous scathing review of his movie North. The man had an amazing sense of humor about himself. RIP.
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
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good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
Arizona pair celebrates decade of friendship that started with wrong text
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
www.azfamily.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
Ah crap. Ok here’s version 1. I already have regrets.
- “Disorder” - Joy Division / Unknown Pleasures
- “Station to Station” - David Bowie / Station to Station
- “Time Has Told Me” - Nick Drake / Five Leaves Left
- “Nikes” - Frank Ocean / Blonde
- “Roscoe” - Midlake / The Trials of Van Occupanther
- “Disorder” - Joy Division / Unknown Pleasures
- “Station to Station” - David Bowie / Station to Station
- “Time Has Told Me” - Nick Drake / Five Leaves Left
- “Nikes” - Frank Ocean / Blonde
- “Roscoe” - Midlake / The Trials of Van Occupanther
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Ah crap. Ok here’s version 1. I already have regrets.
- “Disorder” - Joy Division / Unknown Pleasures
- “Station to Station” - David Bowie / Station to Station
- “Time Has Told Me” - Nick Drake / Five Leaves Left
- “Nikes” - Frank Ocean / Blonde
- “Roscoe” - Midlake / The Trials of Van Occupanther
- “Disorder” - Joy Division / Unknown Pleasures
- “Station to Station” - David Bowie / Station to Station
- “Time Has Told Me” - Nick Drake / Five Leaves Left
- “Nikes” - Frank Ocean / Blonde
- “Roscoe” - Midlake / The Trials of Van Occupanther
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This is a production.
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This is a production.
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not disagreeing with your sentiments, but BH was 52 & had been a HC for 8 yrs at 2 schls before UM. He chose not to wear a headset (which is choosing “not to know”), he left an obvs concussed Shane Morris in a game, he never fired Darrel Funk… there are Qs about SM but BH should have known better
Sherrone is an offensive line coach. It stands to reason they have a better offensive line. The issue here is that, like Brady, he doesn't appear to know anything about the other side of the ball and hasn't proved capable of installing attention to detail on a mass stage
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Not disagreeing with your sentiments, but BH was 52 & had been a HC for 8 yrs at 2 schls before UM. He chose not to wear a headset (which is choosing “not to know”), he left an obvs concussed Shane Morris in a game, he never fired Darrel Funk… there are Qs about SM but BH should have known better
Subscribed!! Love this mag - been reading UtR on/off for almost 20 years - keep these fine folks in print!!
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Subscribed!! Love this mag - been reading UtR on/off for almost 20 years - keep these fine folks in print!!
PSA:
Heads up: YouTube TV is giving a $20 credit to subscribers over the Disney/ESPN mess, but you have to actually go into the settings to claim it.
This is not a spam tweet, the settings page link is here: tv.youtube.com/settings/ser...
This is not a spam tweet, the settings page link is here: tv.youtube.com/settings/ser...
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
PSA:
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Everyone is hope scrolling now
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Everyone is hope scrolling now
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Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same
October 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same
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You oughta know.
This man? Not actually related to the Tanners at all, yet they call him "Uncle Joey"
October 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
You oughta know.
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The Onion can re-run this today with D’Angelo swapped in for Prince
RIP a(nother) legend
@theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social
RIP a(nother) legend
@theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social
October 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The Onion can re-run this today with D’Angelo swapped in for Prince
RIP a(nother) legend
@theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social
RIP a(nother) legend
@theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social
😥💔🖤
I am about to go for the longest walk. Heartbreaking. balleralert.com/profiles/blo...
D’Angelo Dead At 51 After Battle With Pancreatic Cancer
Neo-soul legend D’Angelo has died after a private battle with pancreatic cancer. Read Baller Alert’s exclusive report celebrating his life, music, and impact.
balleralert.com
October 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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September 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @edsbs.bsky.social Rich Rod’s HC at WV, Bama will need a HC, LSU will probs be first 3 loss champ - what else needs to happen for 2025 to become 2007’s inferior-but-still-great sequel? Can you lay out rooting interests for this?
September 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @edsbs.bsky.social Rich Rod’s HC at WV, Bama will need a HC, LSU will probs be first 3 loss champ - what else needs to happen for 2025 to become 2007’s inferior-but-still-great sequel? Can you lay out rooting interests for this?