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Shak 🐮🍉
@shakattack.bsky.social
🐄 [they/she] moo innit bruv 🐄 | queer & auDHD variety streamer @ twitch.tv/shakattxck ✨🌈 big fan of yapping, udderly good giggles & stories of all kinds | member of: @thedc3.bsky.social, @officialpjparty.bsky.social & @thecookiejar.bsky.social 🍪
Guess who raided the clothes treasure islands last night (I have a blue moustache)
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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my one brain cell
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
nvm LMFAO
November 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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I implicitly feel comfortable around pokemon gays because anyone that has the patience to attempt to catch over 500 of the fuckers is either very chill or almost certainly neurodiverse
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
me trying to understand the concept of being on my period and being in pain which lasts up to a week, then two weeks after that ovulating and also being in pain. then getting one week of being okay before my luteal phase hits and i want to watch the world burn
a woman is talking into a microphone in front of a national board of review wall
Alt: GIF of Cynthia Erivo talking into a microphone in front of a white background, tapping her head and closing her eyes deep in thought
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November 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
SHE’S ONLY GONE AND DONE IT
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Blahaj is coming out of this pretty bag to wish you a good Trans Awareness Week. ✨🦈🏳️‍⚧️

#art #cuteart #transawarenessmonth
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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"Employees are striking because we want Starbucks to live up to the values it markets to the world. Starbucks claims it offers the “best job in retail.” As someone doing one of those jobs day in and day out, I can tell you that's not true."

www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
I'm a Starbucks barista. I'm striking because I want 'the best job in retail.'
Baristas want Starbucks to succeed. We take pride in the green aprons and in our customers who return each morning.
www.usatoday.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Sometimes you just gotta put on a turtle neck and slay the house down boots
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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LMAO STINKY! BOOOOO!!! BOOOOOOO YOU BOO YOUR STINKY GAME!!!
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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IT’S BEEN A WHILE LMAO WHATS UP

We’re baking cookies so come and pop in 👀

twitch.tv/charlieloucrafts
November 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I don’t want to restart my animal crossing island for the update I’m just getting caught up in the hype I don’t want to restart my animal crossing island for the update I’m just getting caught up in the hype I don’t want to restart my animal crossing island for the update I’m just getting caught up
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I would watch woman James Bond

Can she please be a lesbian I’m begging
you could literally do a james bond movie with a woman, still call her james bond, and as long as they do the kiss kiss bang bang, people would watch.

i mean, if you did this with vanessa kirby im there on opening night.
November 12, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Stream today at 2:30pm UK time!!

I’m comfortably nervous, haven’t been live since July 4th (it’s been 4 months dear lord) so I’m seeing this as a fresh start! Gonna be baking cookies to test some upcoming flavours so I hope to see you there!

twitch.tv/charlieloucrafts
November 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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Lovely cow 🐮💕
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If I get jumpscared by another Harry Potter advert on Twitch I am going to shit on JK Rowling’s doorstep
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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my favorite thing to do when I have a little extra money is to commission a piece of artwork. it helps a lovely artist work on their craft, have money to eat food, and I get custom made art just for me. can AI do that?
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Haha this is truly awful
November 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Trying to get into The Traitors but can’t get over how bad the UI, type spacing and font choices are 😭

Like babes those panels are the true traitors, jesus christ
November 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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I was today years old when I learned what dyscalculia was, and how there's no way in hell that I DON'T have it.

I can see an 8k resolution apple with every single color, bead of condensation, color variance, etc inside my head if I need to paint an apple, but I CAN NOT do simple mental math.
November 7, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Listen kids I’ve cleaned up the living room, now all we have to do is convince @darmanidan.bsky.social to let me put the christmas tree up
a close up of a sad cat with the words pleeeaasse written below it
Alt: GIF zooming in on Puss in Boots from Shrek, an orange cat with big, pleading eyes holding a hat. There’s a caption reading “PLEAAAAASE”
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November 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Today, remembering the chaos of Cookie Jar DnD. Much love to @shakattack.bsky.social, @charlieloucrafts.bsky.social, @saunbyjs.bsky.social, @toxelola.bsky.social, sticky_side_up, and @blueemolga.co.uk (that’s me!)
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Shitty delivery drivers and chronic illness can get in the bin
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Very important factor to this
November 2, 2025 at 12:06 PM