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Lorali
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Prob on here to bitch abt the Trump administration
Thinking abt how Disney killed the fantasy show w the sexiest lesbian princes that I want to lick and suck on so bad it hurts. Bring back Willow bro im in pain i miss my wife
April 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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You go Penguins! 🤣
April 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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People often say words like Lesbian are too modern for fantasy settings but are fine with the idea of a diamond ring for marriage. Lesbian as a word for women in relationships with women 1870 term where diamond ring for marriage is 1947. People simply do not understand words, history, etc.
April 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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I will die on this hill, I don’t anything going on in Yellowjackets is supernatural
April 4, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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March 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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sometimes a band's most popular song really *is* their best song
April 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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😜
April 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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China continues trolling the US with new videos. Here’s one - “US sweatshop factory”
April 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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they put sex in mario kart
April 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My duck is fine as fuck
April 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Hey Orange Shitstorm:
You won’t find any answers in there!
April 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
April 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The alt right is loving blaming Rachel Zegler for Snow White being bad as if Disney isn’t trying desperately trying to clean up their racism and misogyny & also retell a century year old story that was heavily criticized for being racist and misogynistic… kind of an impossible task, duh?
April 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
America’s youth are sitting in class, half listening to lessons on laws and checks and balances in our government, and are on their phones seeing headlines about how their current sitting president is violating and attempting to terminate them.
March 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
FYI: America’s working class should be FURIOUS at DOGE’s attempts to ruin social security. YOU. SHOULD. CARE. We are all mad about what’s taken out of our paychecks, let’s also give a fuck about our ability to reap the benefit (the retirement we EARN) getting ripped from us. This affects YOU!
March 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Signalgate is what happens when you hire based off of which white guy will glob on your knob and fondle your balls under the table instead of “DEI hiring” based off of qualifications. USA! USA! USA!
March 27, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I know Vance was shitting himself post Singal leak. He saw what happened to Pence when he dared question our elected dictator. Lucky for him, it’s not hard to convince Trump that the whole thing is a hoax. He’d gladly believe something like “China paid the Atlantic to doctor the screenshots”.
March 27, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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This is why you don’t set up illegal Signal group chats for covert ops when mercury is retrograde.
March 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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y’all are wild
March 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Yes, Fox News, I have definitely texted the wrong person before. In fact, I've done it numerous times. The difference here is that my erroneous texts revolved around lunch details or sending an article to a friend -- not outlining attack plans that put our troops in grave danger. Hope this helps.
March 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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WOW! So if all else fails—attack Signal. This is what’s called stupid funny. Emphasis on STUPID.
March 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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100% this!
March 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I am thrilled to see Michael Waltz take such care in matters of national security. It’s so refreshing that our current administration is so transparent about def-not-classified military operations. ❤️ the National Security Adviser taking the initiative to add the press directly into the Signal chat.
March 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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I will not tolerate any Jim Carrey Grinch slander in this timeline, that movie is a national treasure
November 27, 2024 at 8:45 PM