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Do fuck off with this
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December 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Do fuck off with this
In other news
It's pissing down and I'm soaked
It's pissing down and I'm soaked
December 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
In other news
It's pissing down and I'm soaked
It's pissing down and I'm soaked
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Finally home after > 8 hours of dealing with fucking idiots and a wank in the disabled toilets
My 2-year old cat: "Where's my fucking tea?"
"You can talk?"
"TEA, BITCH!"
My 2-year old cat: "Where's my fucking tea?"
"You can talk?"
"TEA, BITCH!"
December 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Finally home after > 8 hours of dealing with fucking idiots and a wank in the disabled toilets
My 2-year old cat: "Where's my fucking tea?"
"You can talk?"
"TEA, BITCH!"
My 2-year old cat: "Where's my fucking tea?"
"You can talk?"
"TEA, BITCH!"
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Cruelty is anhedonic. It rarely delivers the euphoria promised because, in the abstract, what feels righteous and joyful inevitably reveals itself to be sordid and small. Then it's "No not like that". "No not enough". "No the real battle, the forever war to make this feel good starts now". Forever.
Note how these awful people are getting exactly the exclusions of children that they demanded and *that still isn’t enough for them*: they demand everyone be delighted about it and kiss their arses for being brilliant.
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Cruelty is anhedonic. It rarely delivers the euphoria promised because, in the abstract, what feels righteous and joyful inevitably reveals itself to be sordid and small. Then it's "No not like that". "No not enough". "No the real battle, the forever war to make this feel good starts now". Forever.
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It's almost like every single reputable expert who has been saying this exact thing for years was right.
Home Office recognised this fact 15 years ago. Successive governments, globally, continue to ignore it, and continue to push harmful "tougher" policies. 1/
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...
Home Office recognised this fact 15 years ago. Successive governments, globally, continue to ignore it, and continue to push harmful "tougher" policies. 1/
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...
Hardline migration policies are fuelling people smuggling, report finds
As leaders try to break smugglers’ business model, research suggests strategy so far has had opposite effect
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:16 AM
It's almost like every single reputable expert who has been saying this exact thing for years was right.
Home Office recognised this fact 15 years ago. Successive governments, globally, continue to ignore it, and continue to push harmful "tougher" policies. 1/
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...
Home Office recognised this fact 15 years ago. Successive governments, globally, continue to ignore it, and continue to push harmful "tougher" policies. 1/
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...
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Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
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The right wing British politics twitter reaction/the policy.
I wish I was making this up.
I wish I was making this up.
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The right wing British politics twitter reaction/the policy.
I wish I was making this up.
I wish I was making this up.
People will believe any old shit on the Internet
December 4, 2025 at 6:35 AM
People will believe any old shit on the Internet
9k likes for this bollocks now
Data centres are energy hungry but what if we could use their waste heat to heat our homes?
That's exactly what happens in places like Finland: Cities are tapping the vast amounts of waste heat generated by data centres, and feeding it into district-heating networks.
That's exactly what happens in places like Finland: Cities are tapping the vast amounts of waste heat generated by data centres, and feeding it into district-heating networks.
December 4, 2025 at 6:04 AM
9k likes for this bollocks now
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Former Tory MP Ben Howlett "bought a 50% stake in the influential PoliticsUK Twitter/X account for just £100, from a young Tory parliamentary staffer. As part of our investigation, we paid for two pro-China posts on PoliticsUK" They were published and only deleted after Howlett was told of the sting
BREAKING: Our fake Chinese AI investor bought access into heart of Labour government
Ex-Tory MP facilitated meetings with 10+ Labour MPs and met ministers in “cash-for-access operation”
open.substack.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Former Tory MP Ben Howlett "bought a 50% stake in the influential PoliticsUK Twitter/X account for just £100, from a young Tory parliamentary staffer. As part of our investigation, we paid for two pro-China posts on PoliticsUK" They were published and only deleted after Howlett was told of the sting
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With so much abuse from cis men still covered up , with so much misogyny rife , with anti trans activists starting to turn towards abortion rights - well done to all the bigots who decided relentless abuse of trans kids was the solution #translives
December 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
With so much abuse from cis men still covered up , with so much misogyny rife , with anti trans activists starting to turn towards abortion rights - well done to all the bigots who decided relentless abuse of trans kids was the solution #translives
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Reform UK's Staffordshire council leader made series of racist posts including telling British academic to "f*** off back to Nigeria" and liking white supremacist posts saying "White Men Have The Best Lives Because We Are White & Better Than The Rest Of the World" hopenothate.org.uk/2025/12/03/r...
December 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Reform UK's Staffordshire council leader made series of racist posts including telling British academic to "f*** off back to Nigeria" and liking white supremacist posts saying "White Men Have The Best Lives Because We Are White & Better Than The Rest Of the World" hopenothate.org.uk/2025/12/03/r...
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The broken husk of a person you'd have to be to read this and think, yes, what a victory, that'll show transwomen, how dare they find friendship with other women.
BBC News - Women's Institute to stop offering trans women membership
www.bbc.com/news/article...
BBC News - Women's Institute to stop offering trans women membership
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Women's Institute to stop offering trans women membership
The National Federation of Women's Institutes said it made the decision with “sincere regret”.
www.bbc.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The broken husk of a person you'd have to be to read this and think, yes, what a victory, that'll show transwomen, how dare they find friendship with other women.
BBC News - Women's Institute to stop offering trans women membership
www.bbc.com/news/article...
BBC News - Women's Institute to stop offering trans women membership
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Pleased to see Thames Water have managed to turn things around and make a profit...
...and all it took was increasing our bills by 30%.
...and all it took was increasing our bills by 30%.
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Pleased to see Thames Water have managed to turn things around and make a profit...
...and all it took was increasing our bills by 30%.
...and all it took was increasing our bills by 30%.
Leeds v Chelsea. The one game of the season when all non racists want both to lose
December 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Leeds v Chelsea. The one game of the season when all non racists want both to lose
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GB News now broadcasting calls to remove the ethnic minority MPs from parliament
December 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
GB News now broadcasting calls to remove the ethnic minority MPs from parliament
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Ukrainian TV station TSN found one of Putin's daughters happily shopping in Paris.
Lisa never admitted that she is Putin's child, but it's widely believed so.
She rejected the interviewer's request to come to Kyiv and be a good air defence, then said she refused permission to film her.
Lisa never admitted that she is Putin's child, but it's widely believed so.
She rejected the interviewer's request to come to Kyiv and be a good air defence, then said she refused permission to film her.
December 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Ukrainian TV station TSN found one of Putin's daughters happily shopping in Paris.
Lisa never admitted that she is Putin's child, but it's widely believed so.
She rejected the interviewer's request to come to Kyiv and be a good air defence, then said she refused permission to film her.
Lisa never admitted that she is Putin's child, but it's widely believed so.
She rejected the interviewer's request to come to Kyiv and be a good air defence, then said she refused permission to film her.
Stop liking this. It's bollocks
Data centres are energy hungry but what if we could use their waste heat to heat our homes?
That's exactly what happens in places like Finland: Cities are tapping the vast amounts of waste heat generated by data centres, and feeding it into district-heating networks.
That's exactly what happens in places like Finland: Cities are tapping the vast amounts of waste heat generated by data centres, and feeding it into district-heating networks.
December 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Stop liking this. It's bollocks
I've never passed out in a toilet
My wife, early in our relationship, did pass out with her head on a toilet seat after throwing up
From that day I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her
My wife, early in our relationship, did pass out with her head on a toilet seat after throwing up
From that day I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her
Happens to the best of us
Drunk raccoon found passed out in Virginia liquor store
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I've never passed out in a toilet
My wife, early in our relationship, did pass out with her head on a toilet seat after throwing up
From that day I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her
My wife, early in our relationship, did pass out with her head on a toilet seat after throwing up
From that day I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her
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In a surprise to absolutely no one, the mum she’s describing is not claiming benefits as a “lifestyle choice”.
This paywalled article is full of “in my grandparents day, blah blah blah” and nasty sneery comments about latest iPhones for spoilt children🙄
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This paywalled article is full of “in my grandparents day, blah blah blah” and nasty sneery comments about latest iPhones for spoilt children🙄
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December 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
In a surprise to absolutely no one, the mum she’s describing is not claiming benefits as a “lifestyle choice”.
This paywalled article is full of “in my grandparents day, blah blah blah” and nasty sneery comments about latest iPhones for spoilt children🙄
🧵
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This paywalled article is full of “in my grandparents day, blah blah blah” and nasty sneery comments about latest iPhones for spoilt children🙄
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Worth remembering for somebody you hate
December 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Worth remembering for somebody you hate
Has Chris Mason resigned yet?
December 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Has Chris Mason resigned yet?
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This hasn't had much coverage, amidst all the debate about jury trials, but there is also a lot of concern about Lammy's plans to remove the automatic right to appeal
bylinetimes.com/2025/12/03/d...
bylinetimes.com/2025/12/03/d...
David Lammy's Plans to Scrap Automatic Right to Appeal Risk 'Increasing Miscarriages of Justice'
Lawyers and legal campaigners say the changes risk removing "vital safeguards" and shutting out vulnerable defendants from justice
bylinetimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This hasn't had much coverage, amidst all the debate about jury trials, but there is also a lot of concern about Lammy's plans to remove the automatic right to appeal
bylinetimes.com/2025/12/03/d...
bylinetimes.com/2025/12/03/d...
Jesus christ. We took my dad to one when he was 80 and he didn't cry like this
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Jesus christ. We took my dad to one when he was 80 and he didn't cry like this