Can't imagine the youth will be too bummed about their high energy video app being banned when they can just log onto blue sky and read sentences written by elder millennials

You expect me to be interested in a song that's made by ai. A thing that couldn't care less if someone puts it's heart in a blender

I don’t think scrolling and pacing is helping.

I like this app Watch Duty because it sounds like i’m jon snow doing something noble and not just desperately tapping back and forth between apps liked a frightened possum trying to figure out if my house is about to burn down

Every ad during the golden globes has been a pharma commercial

I love that you can see Jeremy Strong’s outfit in every shot

I understand there is some discourse currently going on about "clout" here on Bluesky and while I can understand why people can be focused on it and how to achieve it I must tell you my entire posting strategy is and always has been "This was in just in my brain and now it is your problem too"

Now that I've deactivated twitter all i need is for blue sky to fail and i'll be totally free

friend: wow dude, how'd you get so good at guitar??

me: i made a deal with the devil

[3 months earlier]

the devil: 30 bucks an hour for guitar lessons

me: deal

well well well. if it isn't exclusively the music i started listening to before the age of 26. and dua lipa

all these articles about how old timey names are back but I have yet to meet a child named Jean

I want to like it here but unfortunately the other place is still delivering the laughs

Playing Traitors is OUT, playing Conclave is IN

Is blue sky going to recycle twitter jokes the way old vines go viral on TikTok

If you lie down on the floor in McDonald's you get to meet the manager

typical power user on:
- twitter: anybody with $8 and 0 shame
- bluesky: once suspended for bringing an airsoft gun to school; the horniest a person has ever been.
- threads: 10 trillion followers from their ig account “This Sarcastic MOMMY Can MEME 🤣” attended jan 6 riots

Bluesky is powered by spite, the most potent energy source known to man

had to get on bluesky to figure out if there was an earthquake