i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

It’s time to live in my truth.

Coke Zero > Diet Coke.

My wife and I are at the age where we wake up, drink coffee and just continuously clear our throats for 45 mins.

Don't text me 'WYD?'
You know damn well I'm sitting on the shower floor deteriorating

Okay yes… but with the exception being their blonde roast espresso 🤤

Coffee is the most important meal of the day.

Can this be new Twitter I like it here

this might be an #OldHeadTake, but i really want to see see mike tyson beat the ever living shit out of jake paul tonight.

*Hesitantly opens thread*
*Immediately tears up upon realizing no one has responded with hate or misinformation*

I love it here 🥹

BlueSky is filling a void that 35+ up been looking for. Social media should be a cool distraction. Not stressful and annoying. Folks wanna laugh and have healthy banter and wit and sarcasm. A feeling of community. Not all these bots and ads and weird ass algorithms and engagement farming

Can someone tell Tim Walz to come join us over here? I hate seeing that absolute gem of a man get ripped to shreds every time he tweets. 😩

This place feels like moving into a new home and having to use a bowl to drink your first coffee because you haven’t found the mugs yet

But you love it and the mugs are around somewhere

Ah, Bluesky, where you can post a video of you playing music with your child without 50 people immediately replying ‘Hope you both die soon, you Libtard’.

Bliss. ✨

butters got loose and started chewing on all the wires, sorry everyone