Shaun Jennings
@shaunjennings.bsky.social
Just heard the cursed phrase “Sonic: where football goes to burger.”
October 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Just heard the cursed phrase “Sonic: where football goes to burger.”
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okay, this is starting to get eerie. because yesterday at the store i bought a can of beans for $2.29. that was a number as well
Kyler Murray went 42-0 in 42 high school games. He's now 0-8 in his last eight games against the Seahawks.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Kyler Murray falls to 2-9 vs. Seahawks, with eight straight losses
In his only 42 high school football games, quarterback Kyler Murray went 42-0.
www.nbcsports.com
September 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
okay, this is starting to get eerie. because yesterday at the store i bought a can of beans for $2.29. that was a number as well
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trivia time!
Q: how many nfl teams are named after animals?
A: 4 (eagles, bears, jets, marlins, suns)
Q: how many nfl teams are named after animals?
A: 4 (eagles, bears, jets, marlins, suns)
September 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
trivia time!
Q: how many nfl teams are named after animals?
A: 4 (eagles, bears, jets, marlins, suns)
Q: how many nfl teams are named after animals?
A: 4 (eagles, bears, jets, marlins, suns)
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This has been said in lots of ways but it is worth repeating; this is extremely impressive. If you asked a dog “who is the best basketball player ever” and it said “Jichsel Mordon” you would be unbelievably impressed. But you wouldn’t hire the dog as your junior analyst, because the answer is LeBron
I also don't know how to say this but this is actually an insane amount of information in the weights of an image model
I've seen this on Bluesky and had to try it myself. The image below was the response to the prompt: "Show me a diagram of the US presidents since Herbert Hoover, with their names and years in office under their photos" Bravo, OpenAI, bravo.
August 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
This has been said in lots of ways but it is worth repeating; this is extremely impressive. If you asked a dog “who is the best basketball player ever” and it said “Jichsel Mordon” you would be unbelievably impressed. But you wouldn’t hire the dog as your junior analyst, because the answer is LeBron
I wouldn’t trust my carrot cake recipe to Sharepoint, never mind nuclear secrets.
The U.S. agency responsible for maintaining and designing the nation’s cache of nuclear weapons was reportedly among those breached by a hack of Microsoft Corp.’s SharePoint
US Nuclear Weapons Agency Breached in Microsoft SharePoint Hack
The US agency responsible for maintaining and designing the nation’s cache of nuclear weapons was among those breached by a hack of Microsoft Corp.’s SharePoint document management software, according...
www.bloomberg.com
July 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I wouldn’t trust my carrot cake recipe to Sharepoint, never mind nuclear secrets.
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
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it does seem like every single day is more fucked up and depressing than the last. but then you remember...hey. we pretty much got rid of micro-usb: the hated connector. so maybe things are not as bad as they seem.
June 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
it does seem like every single day is more fucked up and depressing than the last. but then you remember...hey. we pretty much got rid of micro-usb: the hated connector. so maybe things are not as bad as they seem.
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We are at 99 days until the NFL season. To prepare, I have made 100 predictions for the upcoming year.
INSIDE:
🏈 All Division Winners, Super Bowl + Awards
🏈 Rookie QB final stats
🏈 Colts QB Drama
🏈Is Roger Goodell secretly at peak fitness? www.si.com/nfl/100-bold...
INSIDE:
🏈 All Division Winners, Super Bowl + Awards
🏈 Rookie QB final stats
🏈 Colts QB Drama
🏈Is Roger Goodell secretly at peak fitness? www.si.com/nfl/100-bold...
100 Bold Predictions for the 2025 NFL Season
From the Super Bowl champion to the No. 1 pick in the draft and everything in between: Conor Orr envisions award winners, coaching candidates and a mascot caper
www.si.com
May 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
We are at 99 days until the NFL season. To prepare, I have made 100 predictions for the upcoming year.
INSIDE:
🏈 All Division Winners, Super Bowl + Awards
🏈 Rookie QB final stats
🏈 Colts QB Drama
🏈Is Roger Goodell secretly at peak fitness? www.si.com/nfl/100-bold...
INSIDE:
🏈 All Division Winners, Super Bowl + Awards
🏈 Rookie QB final stats
🏈 Colts QB Drama
🏈Is Roger Goodell secretly at peak fitness? www.si.com/nfl/100-bold...
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pretty good, episode 19: "WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A MATTRESS?"
an edge-of-your-seat thriller about receiving unwanted email
now unlocked from the patreon and free to watch for everybody:
an edge-of-your-seat thriller about receiving unwanted email
now unlocked from the patreon and free to watch for everybody:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A MATTRESS? | PRETTY GOOD, EPISODE 19
YouTube video by Secret Base
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April 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
pretty good, episode 19: "WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A MATTRESS?"
an edge-of-your-seat thriller about receiving unwanted email
now unlocked from the patreon and free to watch for everybody:
an edge-of-your-seat thriller about receiving unwanted email
now unlocked from the patreon and free to watch for everybody:
Y’all should be following me over on Instagram @shaunjennings where I’m posting top tier birdhouse content like this:
April 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Y’all should be following me over on Instagram @shaunjennings where I’m posting top tier birdhouse content like this:
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1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2025 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Ham: The Sweet Meat™️
January 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Ham: The Sweet Meat™️
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it’s called nfl sunday ticket because it’s your 🫵 ticket to nonstop nfl action
December 29, 2024 at 6:21 PM
it’s called nfl sunday ticket because it’s your 🫵 ticket to nonstop nfl action
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Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
December 25, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
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Instead of having playoffs, the college football championship should be between the best college team and the worst NFL team. If the college team wins, they get to become an NFL franchise, and the NFL team has to become a university.
December 22, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Instead of having playoffs, the college football championship should be between the best college team and the worst NFL team. If the college team wins, they get to become an NFL franchise, and the NFL team has to become a university.
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they should keep the port where it is, it encourages peripheral parents to practice the tummy time that’s so crucial to an accessory’s development
Apple is reportedly working on a new Magic Mouse
It will fix the charging port placement
(via business)
It will fix the charging port placement
(via business)
December 15, 2024 at 5:25 PM
they should keep the port where it is, it encourages peripheral parents to practice the tummy time that’s so crucial to an accessory’s development
I take back everything I said about Dallas. It’s…not bad.
November 13, 2024 at 2:13 AM
I take back everything I said about Dallas. It’s…not bad.
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it is my duty to expose my child to life's simple pleasures: Riding Bikes, Eating Ice Cream, Looking At Birds, etc. but I underrated the degree to which he would introduce *me* to novel joys such as Putting A Bunch Of Hot Wheels In A Salad Spinner
October 28, 2024 at 1:44 PM
it is my duty to expose my child to life's simple pleasures: Riding Bikes, Eating Ice Cream, Looking At Birds, etc. but I underrated the degree to which he would introduce *me* to novel joys such as Putting A Bunch Of Hot Wheels In A Salad Spinner
I don’t think I’ve ever eaten an olive.
July 7, 2024 at 3:05 AM
I don’t think I’ve ever eaten an olive.
Shout out to my neighbor for shooting off exactly one (1) firework. Important to pace yourself!
June 10, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Shout out to my neighbor for shooting off exactly one (1) firework. Important to pace yourself!
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the hot new diet trend is Muffin30 where you eat 30 muffins
March 19, 2024 at 3:36 PM
the hot new diet trend is Muffin30 where you eat 30 muffins