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has the keys to the liqueueur cabinet
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December 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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youre asking chatgpt. im asking my discord full of autistic people that i keep in my back pocket. we are not the same.
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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LEAVITT: obviously it wasn't all president trumps shit. maybe if you were interested in telling the truth you could see that this entire administration is working hard to shit all over the american people together. mr homans shit was in there. so was mine. we all proudly shit in the plane
October 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”
October 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
bruh
August 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
love how anisota keeps me semi-productive by having a stamina meter <3
August 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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August 9, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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"i need private accounts" best i can do is liquid glass nav while simultaneously bricking android builds
August 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
6 hour PEAK sesh
July 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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July 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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wysiwyg editors steal jobs from hardworking typesetters
July 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Did you see our accidental edu-gator from the Odyssey preview blog?

While alligators can't actually research, that didn't stop the RimWorld community.
July 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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They finally made the milk from that hotel
July 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
kid milk
May 2, 2025 at 8:39 AM
🤤
May 2, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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April 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
NEW HAVEN, CT—Calling such concern for linguistic precision a clear indicator of a thriving country, a panel of historians from Yale University issued a statement Thursday announcing that quibbling ov...
theonion.com
April 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
movies and their actors but as a force-directed graph
February 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Look at this daredevil shit. Clinging to that wall like Tom Cruise doing his own stunts in a ‘Mission Impossible’ movie
February 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Dune Part 2 (2024, dir. Denis Villeneuve)
Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
February 7, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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i think it's super cool that the government is run by the klan right now
Joe Kent, the guy Trump is nominating to lead his counterterrorism division, employed Proud Boys and Patriot Front members, met with Nick Fuentes and sat down with a neo-Nazi YouTuber for an interview.
February 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...
theonion.com
January 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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And so it was decided to build a bunker on the island to prevent bunkers from being built on the island.
January 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM