sheseala.bsky.social
@sheseala.bsky.social
Sentient pumpkin pie soup.
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recalibrate your bullshit meter if this doesn't set it off at least 3 times
December 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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FOOL TIME, part 3 of 4
now free to watch on youtube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl4E...
Slapstick and terror on the high seas | Fool Time, Part 3 of 4
YouTube video by Secret Base
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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oh my god
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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A tiny trial in New York has shown that personalized mRNA vaccines can provoke massive, lasting immune responses against pancreatic cancer, even as sweeping federal cuts now threaten the fragile labs required to produce them.
theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/a-breakthr...
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Me: Hey brain I’m doing what I want to do give me happy chemicals
Brain: no, nothing.
Me: plz
Brain: in fact you go cry now
Me: you couldn’t do that when bad shit was happening?
Brain: You didn’t appreciate all the inappropriate jokes I filled myself up with
Brain: I’m helping dammit!
December 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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1/ One thing that I think is getting understandably overlooked in the coverage of immigration overenforcement is just how wasteful and inefficient ICE is being even when they aren't kidnapping and caging people who should be with their families.

Here's a quick example from my casefiles today:
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
On the topic of what is money even for, I have no idea how much my grandparents have. I know it’s in stock, I know it’s been invested since the 60’s. They don’t do a whole lot to “save for their kids’ inheritance” but if any them mention memory care for grandma it’s “my kids want to steal my money”
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Today's burrito: Peanut butter, dill pickle, ground beef, elbow macaroni, blueberries and white cheddar cheese.
December 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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MOM—MOM GUESS WHAT?

#video #storytime #funny
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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The Voyager probe, launched in 1977 to explore beyond our Solar System, contains this picture of a balding man eating a slice of toast.
November 20, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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call an ambulance but for me
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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What the hell
November 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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While Americans scramble to find their next meal, the tech industry dabbles in creating a sort of perpetual motion device but for AI investments

Watch today's Stuff Keeps Happening on YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_Ht...

Or search "Stuff Keeps Happening" wherever you get podcasts!
November 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Awful news: employers are about to have to reluctantly fire 10s of thousands of workers going into the holidays for no good reason.

Trump 2.0's record for intentionally doing as much harm as possible to our economy as quickly as possible remains undefeated

www.federalregister.gov/public-inspe...
Public Inspection: Removal of the Automatic Extension of Employment Authorization Documents
Removal of the Automatic Extension of Employment Authorization Documents
www.federalregister.gov
October 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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The first paperback vending machine was installed at Charing Cross Station in 1937 by Penguin books. They called it the ‘Penguincubator’. (📷: STML)
October 29, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Ok so sun chokes are yummy and stupidly easy to grow here why did I not know about them till now?
October 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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When the U.S. military tested their AI human-movement recognition robot on a group of Marines, all of them managed to approach it undetected. One was disguised as a fir tree; another somersaulted for 300 metres; two hid under a cardboard box and giggled the whole distance.
October 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Woah gopher is still a thing. Maybe I stick to that instead of all this http stuff
October 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Absolutely incredible work here from @hankgreen.bsky.social:
I Need 1% of Georgia to Watch This Video
YouTube video by Hank Green
www.youtube.com
October 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert
October 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Hello, it is me, Technology Broseph. I will now dictate what the future of humanity looks like. My qualifications are that I once tripped balls with a billionaire who then funded my abstract eternal life research venture

Anyway, first thing we gotta do is install cameras in everyone's assholes
October 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM