sheseala.bsky.social
@sheseala.bsky.social
Sentient pumpkin pie soup.
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obviously it shouldn't have taken the killing of an All American, virtuous white guy in order to make even the most committed psychos start to panic, but it did, and now they're panicking.
They never worried about what a truly dire fuckup killing an Alex Pretti would be because it never occurred to them that an Alex Pretti could ever exist

So now they have no idea what the fuck to do. Because they don’t even fully understand what’s just happened
January 26, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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Bless the people of Minnesota. You're our guiding light.
January 23, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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they gotta be trolling me
January 21, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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Weber State with a "WTF did I just watch? (Complimentary)" to win the partner stunt competition at nats

www.instagram.com/reel/DTmAnJx...
January 20, 2026 at 5:30 AM
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Holy shit, this thread.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 11:37 AM
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Just your periodic reminder that “trauma bond“ refers to the bond between an abuser and those they abuse. It does not refer to the affinity between people who have experienced the same trauma together; that is called “shared trauma”.
January 17, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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Read this it’s awesome
It's the 3rd of January 1939, your name is professor James Smith and you are staring at a drawing of a fish. It's not a regular fish. It is a completely impossible fish.
January 15, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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please buy my bass-heavy shakespearean concept album, Funk as Puck
January 15, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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Our first ad of 2026! Because politics stuck in 2006 won't meet the moment.

It's time to stand up to ICE, white supremacists, and the billionaire oligarchy.
January 7, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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recalibrate your bullshit meter if this doesn't set it off at least 3 times
December 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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FOOL TIME, part 3 of 4
now free to watch on youtube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl4E...
Slapstick and terror on the high seas | Fool Time, Part 3 of 4
YouTube video by Secret Base
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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oh my god
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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A tiny trial in New York has shown that personalized mRNA vaccines can provoke massive, lasting immune responses against pancreatic cancer, even as sweeping federal cuts now threaten the fragile labs required to produce them.
theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/a-breakthr...
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Me: Hey brain I’m doing what I want to do give me happy chemicals
Brain: no, nothing.
Me: plz
Brain: in fact you go cry now
Me: you couldn’t do that when bad shit was happening?
Brain: You didn’t appreciate all the inappropriate jokes I filled myself up with
Brain: I’m helping dammit!
December 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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1/ One thing that I think is getting understandably overlooked in the coverage of immigration overenforcement is just how wasteful and inefficient ICE is being even when they aren't kidnapping and caging people who should be with their families.

Here's a quick example from my casefiles today:
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
On the topic of what is money even for, I have no idea how much my grandparents have. I know it’s in stock, I know it’s been invested since the 60’s. They don’t do a whole lot to “save for their kids’ inheritance” but if any them mention memory care for grandma it’s “my kids want to steal my money”
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Today's burrito: Peanut butter, dill pickle, ground beef, elbow macaroni, blueberries and white cheddar cheese.
December 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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MOM—MOM GUESS WHAT?

#video #storytime #funny
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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The Voyager probe, launched in 1977 to explore beyond our Solar System, contains this picture of a balding man eating a slice of toast.
November 20, 2025 at 12:09 PM