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we don’t know because this is uncharted territory. no fifa peace prize recipient has ever bombed another country before
January 3, 2026 at 7:08 AM
we don’t know because this is uncharted territory. no fifa peace prize recipient has ever bombed another country before
The size part is bad enough but adding flaccid too really seems unnecessary.
(See also The Onion’s “worst ad campaign ever” for Marlboro like 20 years back)
(See also The Onion’s “worst ad campaign ever” for Marlboro like 20 years back)
December 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The size part is bad enough but adding flaccid too really seems unnecessary.
(See also The Onion’s “worst ad campaign ever” for Marlboro like 20 years back)
(See also The Onion’s “worst ad campaign ever” for Marlboro like 20 years back)
This is like an outtake from Se7en
December 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This is like an outtake from Se7en
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Float like an elephant, sting like a goldfish.
December 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Float like an elephant, sting like a goldfish.