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Award winning celebrity pet psychic.
Part time freelance test pilot.
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She was pristine. Untouched. Like a new fleshlight still in the box.
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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we don’t know because this is uncharted territory. no fifa peace prize recipient has ever bombed another country before
January 3, 2026 at 7:08 AM
January 2, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I’m not sure if they pushed an update to Claude but after my laptop recovered from an out of memory crash, my Claude session is swearing non stop and it is amazing.

I might enjoy using AI if it keeps this up.
January 2, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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One corndog makes you larger
And one corndog makes you small
♠️♦️♣️♥️🐇🍄🐛
December 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
From a collection of move spoilers on SceneStanp
January 1, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Among the seemingly infinite things that Apple fucking sucks at is the “add markup” to a screenshot on the iPhone. A huge UX panel is in the way and no documented way to work around actually functions, so you can only act on a small portion of the image. People get paid to make this shit.
December 31, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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the kermits should be running with their arms flailing around
idk what the hell my algorithm has become but you better believe i watched the whole thing
December 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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An important distinction from the person currently wearing her Grinch Santa hat.
December 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Me communicating with the new Japanese users.
December 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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You’ve heard of Barbenheimer, but have you heard of …
December 25, 2023 at 12:29 AM
Yesterday I learned that, at least in my car, no matter what Christmas song you ask Siri to play off of Apple Music, it plays Last Christmas.

Great bit, Apple. Genuinely cracked me up while driving home.

Semi related, on their Christmas playlist it plays Last Christmas every five or so songs.
December 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Does Jesus know he was born during Toyotathon
December 19, 2023 at 3:19 AM
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Float like an elephant, sting like a goldfish.
December 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.
December 2, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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Well, now I have something new to shout when startled.
December 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news
May 13, 2023 at 4:12 AM
I don’t really ever watch boxing but I could watch any of the Pauls getting beat up any day.
December 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Whoever is on the UX decision making committee for Google Colab’s Google Drive interaction should be publicly tortured to serve as an example to others.
December 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law
December 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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All hate, no cattle.
December 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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I’ve worked in public libraries for 20 years, today was the first time we’ve had to tell someone they couldn’t bring their chainsaw in the library.
December 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM