omgponies
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Award winning celebrity pet psychic.
Part time freelance test pilot.
Part time freelance test pilot.
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She was pristine. Untouched. Like a new fleshlight still in the box.
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
She was pristine. Untouched. Like a new fleshlight still in the box.
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we don’t know because this is uncharted territory. no fifa peace prize recipient has ever bombed another country before
January 3, 2026 at 7:08 AM
we don’t know because this is uncharted territory. no fifa peace prize recipient has ever bombed another country before
January 2, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I’m not sure if they pushed an update to Claude but after my laptop recovered from an out of memory crash, my Claude session is swearing non stop and it is amazing.
I might enjoy using AI if it keeps this up.
I might enjoy using AI if it keeps this up.
January 2, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I’m not sure if they pushed an update to Claude but after my laptop recovered from an out of memory crash, my Claude session is swearing non stop and it is amazing.
I might enjoy using AI if it keeps this up.
I might enjoy using AI if it keeps this up.
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One corndog makes you larger
And one corndog makes you small
♠️♦️♣️♥️🐇🍄🐛
And one corndog makes you small
♠️♦️♣️♥️🐇🍄🐛
December 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
One corndog makes you larger
And one corndog makes you small
♠️♦️♣️♥️🐇🍄🐛
And one corndog makes you small
♠️♦️♣️♥️🐇🍄🐛
From a collection of move spoilers on SceneStanp
January 1, 2026 at 9:15 PM
From a collection of move spoilers on SceneStanp
Among the seemingly infinite things that Apple fucking sucks at is the “add markup” to a screenshot on the iPhone. A huge UX panel is in the way and no documented way to work around actually functions, so you can only act on a small portion of the image. People get paid to make this shit.
December 31, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Among the seemingly infinite things that Apple fucking sucks at is the “add markup” to a screenshot on the iPhone. A huge UX panel is in the way and no documented way to work around actually functions, so you can only act on a small portion of the image. People get paid to make this shit.
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the kermits should be running with their arms flailing around
idk what the hell my algorithm has become but you better believe i watched the whole thing
December 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
the kermits should be running with their arms flailing around
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An important distinction from the person currently wearing her Grinch Santa hat.
December 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
An important distinction from the person currently wearing her Grinch Santa hat.
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Me communicating with the new Japanese users.
December 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Me communicating with the new Japanese users.
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You’ve heard of Barbenheimer, but have you heard of …
December 25, 2023 at 12:29 AM
You’ve heard of Barbenheimer, but have you heard of …
The size part is bad enough but adding flaccid too really seems unnecessary.
(See also The Onion’s “worst ad campaign ever” for Marlboro like 20 years back)
(See also The Onion’s “worst ad campaign ever” for Marlboro like 20 years back)
December 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The size part is bad enough but adding flaccid too really seems unnecessary.
(See also The Onion’s “worst ad campaign ever” for Marlboro like 20 years back)
(See also The Onion’s “worst ad campaign ever” for Marlboro like 20 years back)
This is like an outtake from Se7en
December 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This is like an outtake from Se7en
Yesterday I learned that, at least in my car, no matter what Christmas song you ask Siri to play off of Apple Music, it plays Last Christmas.
Great bit, Apple. Genuinely cracked me up while driving home.
Semi related, on their Christmas playlist it plays Last Christmas every five or so songs.
Great bit, Apple. Genuinely cracked me up while driving home.
Semi related, on their Christmas playlist it plays Last Christmas every five or so songs.
December 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Yesterday I learned that, at least in my car, no matter what Christmas song you ask Siri to play off of Apple Music, it plays Last Christmas.
Great bit, Apple. Genuinely cracked me up while driving home.
Semi related, on their Christmas playlist it plays Last Christmas every five or so songs.
Great bit, Apple. Genuinely cracked me up while driving home.
Semi related, on their Christmas playlist it plays Last Christmas every five or so songs.
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Does Jesus know he was born during Toyotathon
December 19, 2023 at 3:19 AM
Does Jesus know he was born during Toyotathon
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
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Float like an elephant, sting like a goldfish.
December 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Float like an elephant, sting like a goldfish.
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claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.
December 2, 2024 at 2:04 PM
claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.
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Well, now I have something new to shout when startled.
December 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Well, now I have something new to shout when startled.
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Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news
May 13, 2023 at 4:12 AM
Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news
I don’t really ever watch boxing but I could watch any of the Pauls getting beat up any day.
December 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I don’t really ever watch boxing but I could watch any of the Pauls getting beat up any day.
Whoever is on the UX decision making committee for Google Colab’s Google Drive interaction should be publicly tortured to serve as an example to others.
December 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Whoever is on the UX decision making committee for Google Colab’s Google Drive interaction should be publicly tortured to serve as an example to others.
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gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law
December 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law