Shmouf
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Change me like a remix.
🐐🥚🤖
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Pulling a bedtime t-shirt into daytime rotation like a coach being forced to call upon a washed-up former great in the dying seconds of the big game. Once last time, champ. Let's show 'em what made you a star.
January 1, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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Open up this picture fully.

Then look at the surface of Mars.

Then look up to the top right.

Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky.

Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos.

That's Earth.
December 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Is there a way to make broccoli or Brussels sprouts palatable that doesn’t involve honey or bacon? Not that I’m adverse to either but trying to retrain my tastebuds to enjoy gross things that are good for me.
December 30, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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just got back from his little adventure
December 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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important
December 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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It's done.
The Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 2025
YouTube video by Todd in the Shadows
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December 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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"mix a handful of the seeds into four gallons of beer, drink one pint each breakfast to prepare for spring"

"bruise the leaves and mix with wine, regular intake will help warm the stomach"

i love Culpeper's Herbal. dude really had that king shit advice.
December 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Thanks Spotify for showing me the 20TH ANNIVERSARY version of Separation Sunday what the hell 20 years WHAT
December 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Full moon! Supermoon! Tonight!

The last for the year, the first for summer. It’s warm enough to be outside in the moonlight with bare feet.

Dance.
December 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
My local post office has moved aggressively to parcel lockers which I understand and think is perfect for people wanting to pick stuff up after hours.
November 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Reno Neighbours 2.0 have builders back after two months of them leaving their skip out the front of my place. Their band-sawing combined with the bloke across the road deploying the noisiest hedge trimmer + the chuck-clang-bang of stuff going into the skip miiiiight just push me over the edge.
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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WE DO NOT CAUSE STRANGE SHADOWS. STRANGE PEOPLE CAUSE STRANGE SHADOWS.
the moon causes all kinds of strange shadows
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Okay, that's a good start. Now release the Kelly Rowland Excel Spreadsheets.
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Full moon! Tonight! Moonlight!

Dance.
November 6, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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The Rizzler implies the existence of the Gizzler if we're going by Wu-Tang logic
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This morning has been about passive-aggressive bureaucracy and having a surreal moment explaining to the help desk that my colleague can’t see the updates to their query because the query is about not having access to the system where the updates are being sent.
November 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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I painted ur dog
October 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Punkins
October 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Press 1 for Milky Way or 2 for kutkat
October 24, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Decided to try this sparkling wine I got for Xmas last year and my face is gnumb
October 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Totoko the eel is the mascot for the Tokyo restaurant chain Nadai Unatoto. An electric eel, she charges everyone she meets with a burst of vitality. She likes swimming in sauce and napping in a rice cooker.
October 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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A lovely autumn day in Seattle
October 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM