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sierralynn.bsky.social
Sierra 🍓
@sierralynn.bsky.social
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1/2 of the funniest comedy duo this side of the Appalachians.
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jtp.bsky.social
December 17, 2024 at 8:51 AM
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jtp.bsky.social
all the newspapers keep putting out articles like "americans actually like when insulin costs $400 a bottle" for some reason as if people will read that and go "oh okay i guess i love insurance CEOs now"
December 13, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A brown-haired woman stand before a court in a red drass with a black waistband. She appeals to the judge "your honour, I may have committed mail fraud, but I can also do the entire Kate Bush Wuthering Heights Dance." She extends her arms forward in front of her, then does a flourishing pirouette. The judge bangs his gavel. With great intensity he shouts "I've seen enough! Not guilty!" The women looks humble in her legal victory.
December 14, 2024 at 5:20 PM
sierralynn.bsky.social
Everyone wants to go back to the days when we bought music on iTunes and didn’t stream everything but do you have any idea how expensive my library would be???
December 13, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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rosemarymosco.com
Another thing I made this year. Pigeon history!
A comic called "What City Pigeons Talk About". Two city pigeons are standing on the sidewalk. One says "Hey, do you ever think about the past?" The other says "The past?" A closeup of the first pigeon. They say "Yeah - do you ever think about where we came from? Sometimes I forget that city pigeons are domestic animals." A hand reaches out to three wild pigeons. The narrator pigeon says "Humans domesticated us many millennia ago in the Middle East. We provided meat, feces used for fertilizer, and much more." There are two very fancy pigeon breeds. "Over time, people split us into hundreds of pure breeds - some quite elaborate! Kings and queens proudly kept pigeons, and colonists spread us worldwide." A closeup again of the first pigeon, who says, "But we fell out of fashion. Now we peck at the dusty concrete, our past glory all but forgotten. Do you ever think about that?"
December 10, 2024 at 3:07 PM
sierralynn.bsky.social
They really got it right with ham and cheese
December 4, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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fauxmoux.bsky.social
in the bathroom at my friends’ reapplying my lipstick, and their alexa, completely unprompted, said to me, “okay, here’s a station i think you’d like,” and started playing I MISS YOU BY BLINK 182??? i guess she could just feel the presence of an emo kid
November 28, 2024 at 10:22 PM
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junlper.beer
it’s interesting that they’re trying to ban trans people from the military. from what i’ve heard they’re super soldiers who are too good at sports and athleticism
November 27, 2024 at 4:14 PM
sierralynn.bsky.social
I understand the reasoning behind the colors on pride flags but why are most of them so…uglySORRY!
November 23, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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popbase.tv
Khalid officially comes out after being outed by another man:

“🏳️‍🌈!!!
there yall go. next topic please lol”
Photo of Khalid. Screenshot of tweets from Khalid where he comes out by stating: “🏳️‍🌈!!! there yall go. next topic please lol”
November 23, 2024 at 12:13 AM
sierralynn.bsky.social
Ordered a caramel apple empanada. Did not receive a caramel apple empanada. I’m going postal.
November 22, 2024 at 10:36 PM
sierralynn.bsky.social
Kesha using AI for her album cover is loser behavior
November 22, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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saeeddicaprio.bsky.social
why did they delete this :(
November 21, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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popbase.tv
BREAKING: The ICC have issued an arrest warrant for Israel’s Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, for alleged war crimes relating to Gaza.
November 21, 2024 at 2:19 PM
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zachsilberberg.bsky.social
HERETIC ENDING EXPLAINED: it means the movie is over and you can leave the theater :)
November 19, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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agoldman.bsky.social
Folks, she’s spitting
filmgirl.bsky.social Christina Warren @filmgirl.bsky.social · Nov 18
I am absolutely not following Mark Hamill or any of the Mark Hamill-adjacent people on Bluesky. I didn’t follow them on Twitter. I actively block George Takei on every social platform and I’ll be goddamned if I let the circa-2012 cringe celebrity Twitter personas have any place in my timelines.
November 18, 2024 at 5:42 PM
sierralynn.bsky.social
Me when I me<3
November 17, 2024 at 10:23 PM
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handle.invalid
reskeet if you love women more than anything. or love smoking
November 17, 2024 at 4:15 AM
sierralynn.bsky.social
Perlering with my beautiful wife
November 17, 2024 at 2:55 AM
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fauxmoux.bsky.social
cats when they want little a treat
November 16, 2024 at 5:59 AM
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zachsilberberg.bsky.social
i need matt damon to stop fucking texting me
a screenshot of an imessage conversation with matt damon him: High asf buying a zoo rn Lol me: what him: Like in the movie but real him: LMAO me: ??? him: Tiger him: [blurry picture of a tiger close up]
November 16, 2024 at 2:13 AM
sierralynn.bsky.social
Really gross that Benny Blanco
November 16, 2024 at 2:13 AM
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saeeddicaprio.bsky.social
can’t believe this beautiful post is just sitting in my drafts
November 15, 2024 at 3:52 PM
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angrystaffer.bsky.social
Do yourself a favor and read this from Fox News contributor Ben Domenech.

I’d like to report a murder
November 15, 2024 at 1:53 AM