Owen
Owen
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The US is under attack from drug traffickers in the same sense I am under attack from cookie dough.
The US is not under armed attack from drug traffickers. In fact, US consumers are begging to be "attacked" with drugs and have been more than willing to pay hyperinflated prices for the privilege! Just as drinkers were once willing to pay bootleggers huge sums for booze. Remember Boardwalk Empire?
October 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Stipulating in advance that I probably agree with everyone’s critiques of Newson:

This is the way. Make it clear in advance that compliance has a price too.
IF ANY CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY SIGNS THIS RADICAL AGREEMENT, THEY'LL LOSE BILLIONS IN STATE FUNDING — INCLUDING CAL GRANTS — INSTANTLY.

CALIFORNIA WILL NOT BANKROLL SCHOOLS THAT SELL OUT THEIR STUDENTS, PROFESSORS, RESEARCHERS, AND SURRENDER ACADEMIC FREEDOM.
October 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Where's Dave Matthews' tour bus when you need it.
ICE boats trawling the Chicago River. This is the DUMBEST thing I've seen in my entire life. No exaggeration. What's next? Humvees loaded with armed, masked agents patrolling Disney's Main Street U.S.A.?

#Chicago
September 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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August 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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We feed you.
They hunt us.
June 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”
December 10, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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It's really funny that one picture of the guy having a nice smile made half the internet apparently believe that someone who carried out a meticulously planned political assassination was going to be a cute lil cinnamon bun who agreed with them on everything
December 9, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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"I'm simplyyyy haaaaaving my groceries delivered till Jan."
November 19, 2024 at 8:01 PM