chrissy
@simkiller.bsky.social
my parents sometimes remember my birthday.
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chrissy
@simkiller.bsky.social
· Dec 11
December 13, 2017
Me: Hi Dad!
Dad: Hi Chrissy! Blah blah blah. So why are you calling?
Me: I... uh... just wanted to chat?
Dad: Okay, bye!
.................................................
*sings happy birthday to self*
Me: Hi Dad!
Dad: Hi Chrissy! Blah blah blah. So why are you calling?
Me: I... uh... just wanted to chat?
Dad: Okay, bye!
.................................................
*sings happy birthday to self*
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March 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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A friend sent me this today. A sticker at a local Dunkin’.
😭😭😭
😭😭😭
March 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
A friend sent me this today. A sticker at a local Dunkin’.
😭😭😭
😭😭😭
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I’m headed to a corn and soybean farm in Cannon Falls to hear about the impact of Trump’s tariffs on Minnesota farmers.
Farming is a tough job, and it certainly isn’t made any easier by two out-of-touch billionaires cutting off economic opportunities.
Farming is a tough job, and it certainly isn’t made any easier by two out-of-touch billionaires cutting off economic opportunities.
March 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I’m headed to a corn and soybean farm in Cannon Falls to hear about the impact of Trump’s tariffs on Minnesota farmers.
Farming is a tough job, and it certainly isn’t made any easier by two out-of-touch billionaires cutting off economic opportunities.
Farming is a tough job, and it certainly isn’t made any easier by two out-of-touch billionaires cutting off economic opportunities.
I was once included in an email at work that was titled to "Gentlemen".
My experience is minimal compared to what others have experienced, but I can tell you it sucks not being recognized.
I'm glad they're getting a taste of their own medicine.
My experience is minimal compared to what others have experienced, but I can tell you it sucks not being recognized.
I'm glad they're getting a taste of their own medicine.
WYOMING:
“Thank you, Madam chairman.”
“I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.”
“Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”
“Thank you, Madam chairman.”
“I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.”
“Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”
February 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I was once included in an email at work that was titled to "Gentlemen".
My experience is minimal compared to what others have experienced, but I can tell you it sucks not being recognized.
I'm glad they're getting a taste of their own medicine.
My experience is minimal compared to what others have experienced, but I can tell you it sucks not being recognized.
I'm glad they're getting a taste of their own medicine.
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This is the way
WYOMING:
“Thank you, Madam chairman.”
“I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.”
“Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”
“Thank you, Madam chairman.”
“I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.”
“Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”
February 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This is the way
Wake me up when 2028 ends.
February 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Wake me up when 2028 ends.
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
Husband: Yeah it's just been a long two or two-and-a-half weeks.
Me: IT'S BEEN LESS THAN A WEEK!
Me: IT'S BEEN LESS THAN A WEEK!
January 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Husband: Yeah it's just been a long two or two-and-a-half weeks.
Me: IT'S BEEN LESS THAN A WEEK!
Me: IT'S BEEN LESS THAN A WEEK!
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Tesla Gigafactory, Berlin. – Buy a Tesla, support facism!
January 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Tesla Gigafactory, Berlin. – Buy a Tesla, support facism!
Thoughts and prayers for my sister. Our parents also forgot her birthday.
January 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Thoughts and prayers for my sister. Our parents also forgot her birthday.
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Mister Rogers never misses
January 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Mister Rogers never misses
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We’ve strengthened background checks and passed a red flag law to keep guns out of the wrong hands.
Tomorrow, our law banning deadly binary gun triggers goes into effect.
We’re not hiding behind thoughts and prayers in Minnesota.
Tomorrow, our law banning deadly binary gun triggers goes into effect.
We’re not hiding behind thoughts and prayers in Minnesota.
December 31, 2024 at 8:55 PM
We’ve strengthened background checks and passed a red flag law to keep guns out of the wrong hands.
Tomorrow, our law banning deadly binary gun triggers goes into effect.
We’re not hiding behind thoughts and prayers in Minnesota.
Tomorrow, our law banning deadly binary gun triggers goes into effect.
We’re not hiding behind thoughts and prayers in Minnesota.
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What did Jimmy Carter know about Boeing?
December 30, 2024 at 7:37 AM
What did Jimmy Carter know about Boeing?
How very Edison of him
December 30, 2024 at 8:37 PM
How very Edison of him
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Batman: (taking a shower) I’m glad the holidays are over
Robin: (exhausted from constantly laying eggs) me too
Robin: (exhausted from constantly laying eggs) me too
December 27, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Batman: (taking a shower) I’m glad the holidays are over
Robin: (exhausted from constantly laying eggs) me too
Robin: (exhausted from constantly laying eggs) me too
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A Christmas Story narrator: My father had a look in his eye that said I’m gonna fuck that lamp. My old man! A lamp fucker!
December 24, 2024 at 10:33 PM
A Christmas Story narrator: My father had a look in his eye that said I’m gonna fuck that lamp. My old man! A lamp fucker!
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jean valjean is french for pants more pants
December 25, 2024 at 10:02 PM
jean valjean is french for pants more pants
My parents remembered this year!
December 13, 2017
Me: Hi Dad!
Dad: Hi Chrissy! Blah blah blah. So why are you calling?
Me: I... uh... just wanted to chat?
Dad: Okay, bye!
.................................................
*sings happy birthday to self*
Me: Hi Dad!
Dad: Hi Chrissy! Blah blah blah. So why are you calling?
Me: I... uh... just wanted to chat?
Dad: Okay, bye!
.................................................
*sings happy birthday to self*
December 14, 2024 at 12:43 AM
My parents remembered this year!
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why is it called "owl city" if there's 10 million fireflies and no owls
December 14, 2024 at 12:14 AM
why is it called "owl city" if there's 10 million fireflies and no owls
December 13, 2017
Me: Hi Dad!
Dad: Hi Chrissy! Blah blah blah. So why are you calling?
Me: I... uh... just wanted to chat?
Dad: Okay, bye!
.................................................
*sings happy birthday to self*
Me: Hi Dad!
Dad: Hi Chrissy! Blah blah blah. So why are you calling?
Me: I... uh... just wanted to chat?
Dad: Okay, bye!
.................................................
*sings happy birthday to self*
December 11, 2024 at 11:35 PM
December 13, 2017
Me: Hi Dad!
Dad: Hi Chrissy! Blah blah blah. So why are you calling?
Me: I... uh... just wanted to chat?
Dad: Okay, bye!
.................................................
*sings happy birthday to self*
Me: Hi Dad!
Dad: Hi Chrissy! Blah blah blah. So why are you calling?
Me: I... uh... just wanted to chat?
Dad: Okay, bye!
.................................................
*sings happy birthday to self*
*Turns in Calc final*
🎶 I'M THROUGH ACCEPTING LIMITS 🎶
🎶 I'M THROUGH ACCEPTING LIMITS 🎶
December 11, 2024 at 5:07 PM
*Turns in Calc final*
🎶 I'M THROUGH ACCEPTING LIMITS 🎶
🎶 I'M THROUGH ACCEPTING LIMITS 🎶
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Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it
December 9, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it
Furnace went out last night. I'm working from home waiting for the repair guys to show up. I'm purposely recompiling a big project just so my laptop will heat up to warm my hands.
December 5, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Furnace went out last night. I'm working from home waiting for the repair guys to show up. I'm purposely recompiling a big project just so my laptop will heat up to warm my hands.
Angrily changing single line comments
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December 4, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Angrily changing single line comments
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