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Maybe we all should be wearing tin foil hats🤷.
August 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
SASSY!
April 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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just learning that the iconic canadian prog rock band "Rush" has introduced a devastating 5/8 tariff on all tempo exports to the United States
March 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Hey, everyone!

Here are some of my favorite online markets to use instead of Amazon:

etrailer.com - DIY products, RV focused
bhphotovideo.com - Tech products, Jewish owned
chewy.com - everything pets, including prescriptions
bookshop.org - buy books, support local bookstores

Share yours below!
March 2, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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Obama knew
February 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.

EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.

Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
February 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Warning: oglaf.com is VERY NSFW. Here's one that's not:
February 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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I don’t mind if people desire to levy 25% tariffs on allies in their private lives, but why do they have to flaunt it in front of normal people?
February 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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For federal employees (or anyone) who wants to speak to a reporter about what's unfolding about their agencies, the Associated Press investigative team can be reached here: [email protected] or www.ap.org/tips/

I am byrontau.01 on Signal.
News tips | The Associated Press
www.ap.org
January 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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January 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Today’s show was my last at CNN. My closing message: It’s never a good time to bow down to a tyrant… don’t give in to the lies. Don’t give in to fear. Hold on to the truth… and hope.
January 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
January 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Ever wonder what snow in the swamp would look like? This is 5 miles into the Louisiana swamps in the Atchafalaya basin... it's unreal... having lived down there for the first 28 years of my life, we never saw anything like this.

Smashed records.

Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.
January 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Dear price of eggs Trump voters,

Not only aren’t they any cheaper, there’s an actual shortage because of the raging Bird Flu we’re not getting any public information about because the food safety & public health agencies responsible for that shit have basically been shut down.

Bravo.
January 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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I did this the last time the Tangerine Shitgoblin took office. It offended many, many horrible people… including David Duke, who was so mad, he Tweeted about it 3 times in 24 hours.

I’m currently working on a new version.
January 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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I’m so overstimulated I’ve stopped understanding what people are saying to me.
January 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
December 7, 2024 at 4:06 AM
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mantis shrimp
mantis shrimp
not a mantis or a shrimp
is he strong?
rocket punch
eats a crab
for his lunch
look out!
here comes the mantis shrimp
December 1, 2024 at 3:38 PM
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November 29, 2024 at 2:07 AM
November 28, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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Look, if cranberries can be weird and bitter and still liked by roughly half the people at Thanksgiving dinner, then so can you!
November 28, 2024 at 1:39 PM