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Sir Hatchporch
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Elvis Costello has often mentioned how ABBA influenced his "Armed Forces" album. Steve Nieve has said that the piano on "Dancing Queen" informed his own part on "Oliver's Army," but if this song wasn't the main blueprint for that entire track, I'll eat my hat.

youtu.be/w0f4FjatswU?...
Dance (While The Music Still Goes On)
YouTube video by ABBA - Topic
youtu.be
December 28, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I think I get why Netflix decided to split this final season of "Stranger Things" into three different chunks. This one is a lot to take in.

When Hopper said he was confused, I think he was speaking for the audience.
December 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
It's amazing to me how some "content creators" will work years building up a solid following and reputation...and then out of nowhere, choose to throw out a cavalier, bigoted comment targeting an entire marginalized community. 🫤

Everyone shows their true colors eventually, I guess. 😔
December 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Oh my god... 😂🤡
Anyone can read the redactions of the Epstein Files by just copying and pasting them into a word doc. The people at Trump's Justice Department are so stupid they used Adobe Acrobat to black out the documents.
December 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Expect a lot more faux-Christian posturing from this sleazeball.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Russell Brand charged with further sexual offences including rape
The former entertainer, 50, faces one count of rape and one of sexual assault of two more alleged victims
www.theguardian.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
In a sane world, the "Access Hollywood" tape would have been enough to kill Dump's first presidential campaign stone dead. He told you he was a predator right off the bat. We just didn't know the depths of his lechery.
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:

"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 7:13 AM
A common trap leftist media falls into is elevating the enemy of our enemy...even when they're still awful people.

I personally couldn't give a rat's ass if someone like MTG, Tucker Carlson or Nazi Nick Fuentes happen to agree with one of our positions. That doesn't make them good faith actors.
December 23, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I liked that SNL "Home Alone" sketch...53 years ago, when Monty Python did it as "Sam Peckinpah's Salad Days."

By my estimation, SNL has ripped off that sketch at least four times now.
December 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Good start. Now nuke the multitude of channels that churn out nothing but death hoaxes and other clickbait misinformation.
December 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
"I'm not an expert on Hitler by any means..."

No shit, Sherlock.
From a focus group of Gen Z Republicans. (www.city-journal.org/article/manh...)

Tell me again about how Zohran Mamdani is the big threat to Jewish thriving in the US today.
December 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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AND? I mean I appreciate this info but it’s a daily occurrence and I’m not seeing a plan from people (like you) with a lot of actual institutional power. (Unlike us.)
Missing the deadline = breaking the law.
Deputy AG Blanche just said the Trump DOJ will miss the Epstein files deadline.

He says "several hundred thousand" docs will be released today, "and then over the next couple weeks, I expect several hundred thousand more."

All files are required by law to be released today.
December 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The Idiot Right has shown that they're just going to keep doubling down on these stupid post-mortem Rob Reiner attacks.

Despicable ghouls, one and all.
Steve Bannon reportedly said: 'You raised a kid that slit your throat!' about the late Rob Reiner.

A reminder that not a single prominent Democrat or liberal pundit said anything even vaguely akin to this when Charlie Kirk was murdered.

Oh the hypocrisy.
Turning Point crowd boos Rob Reiner: 'You raised a kid that slit your throat!'
A crowd at Turning Point USA's AmFest event booed slain Hollywood director Rob Reiner after MAGA influencer Steve Bannon said liberals believed he had a larger impact on culture than Charlie Kirk."Jus...
www.rawstory.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States.
December 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Losing Rob Reiner, and in such an unfathomable way, has been the capper on an unspeakably tragic weekend for news, all around. There is so much chaos and cruelty in this world. I can't wrap my brain around it.
December 15, 2025 at 6:38 AM
The greatest night of the year is once again upon us! I can't believe this is my 14th one of these!

Also, having seen this year's clues for the secret lineup, I can say with absolute certainty that I know what film #4 is...and it's going to KILL with this crowd.

#AeroHorrorthon
#PraiseCornGorn
October 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The October onslaught continues with my first marathon of the month (of three): the great Secret Sixteen's "Ha-Ha Horror" horror comedy marathon!

@secretsixteen.bsky.social
@joshmillerlite.bsky.social
@museumofhomevideo.bsky.social
October 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
This is maybe the weirdest thing I've seen from this administration yet.

Stephen "Goebbels" Miller tells CNN's Boris Sanchez that Trump basically has unlimited power...and then completely freezes.

After the break, Sanchez carried on as if nothing had happened. 😡

youtu.be/vWudXaj60rU?...
Stephen Miller Says Trump Has 'Plenary Authority'
YouTube video by HuffPost
youtu.be
October 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Anytime someone says parking sucks at the New Beverly, I automatically assume that either (1) they've never actually been there or (2) they have a screw loose.
September 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It appears the Aero Theatre Horrorthon has sold out in record time this year. Unfortunately, someone in my group failed to get a ticket in time. If anyone here has an extra/unwanted ticket, please let me know ASAP!

Amazing to think that I bought a ticket THE DAY OF for my first back in 2011.
September 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Came across a great quote tonight that I unfortunately can't seem to attribute to a source:

"How you died does not erase how you lived."
September 22, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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Does the silencing of Kimmel really mean that the media is capitulating to authoritarianism and censorship? I think these remarks from The View hosts sum it up best:
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September 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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I mean you're either pro-choice or pro-women dying of septic miscarriages, living in fear, lacking bodily autonomy, etc. We've had more than three years to see what lack of reproductive rights looks like, and it looks like a sadistic nightmare.
September 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Covid is gonna shape American politics for years and years because it was the first time most Americans were asked to make sacrifices and they lost their minds because of it.
That's kinda the vibe of so many folks I grew up near (South Texas) of the older generations.

They legitimately were changed by the COVID chaos. They went from being like, generous Christians to being locked inside their giant homes screeching about Fauci.
September 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Fascistic hypocrisy explained in 81 seconds.

This would apply equally to narcissists, I feel...but that Venn diagram is pretty much a circle.
THE HYPOCRISY IS THE POINT!!
September 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
For chrissakes, ABC, I don't need to see or hear Ilsa, She-Wolf of the S.S. every time I watch "Jeopardy."
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM