sirmonticus 🖖
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🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
September 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
"Something about my food doesn't look right, Lex"
"It's okay Superman just eat it"
"It's okay Superman just eat it"
July 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
"Something about my food doesn't look right, Lex"
"It's okay Superman just eat it"
"It's okay Superman just eat it"
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the John Wick universe is what you get if someone explained everything about Vampire: the Masquerade except that the characters are vampires
June 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
the John Wick universe is what you get if someone explained everything about Vampire: the Masquerade except that the characters are vampires
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Hey there Delilah
I ate those plums left in the icebox
If you wanted them breakfast
You should have purchased a few padlocks
For the treat
That you were hoping now to eat
So cold and sweet
I ate those plums left in the icebox
If you wanted them breakfast
You should have purchased a few padlocks
For the treat
That you were hoping now to eat
So cold and sweet
June 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Hey there Delilah
I ate those plums left in the icebox
If you wanted them breakfast
You should have purchased a few padlocks
For the treat
That you were hoping now to eat
So cold and sweet
I ate those plums left in the icebox
If you wanted them breakfast
You should have purchased a few padlocks
For the treat
That you were hoping now to eat
So cold and sweet
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my therapist is archibald asparagus it’s so over
June 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
my therapist is archibald asparagus it’s so over
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THE FROG AND THE SNAKE
April 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
THE FROG AND THE SNAKE
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Seeing even a place like McKinney, a place I know to be big conservative suburbs from personally living there, have mass protests today is heartening. There are people here who care and want good in the world and who are worthwhile, and I hope more people outside of Texas can see that about us
#HandsOff protest in McKinney, Texas, a suburb of Dallas. Good crowd. Lots of enthusiasm. #DumpTrump #NoKings @collincountydems.bsky.social
April 6, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Seeing even a place like McKinney, a place I know to be big conservative suburbs from personally living there, have mass protests today is heartening. There are people here who care and want good in the world and who are worthwhile, and I hope more people outside of Texas can see that about us
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woke and DEI get removed, economy instantly crashes.
April 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
woke and DEI get removed, economy instantly crashes.
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the "Dune" series of books tackles the age-old question of "would you still love me if i was a worm", eventually arriving at the answer of "your petty imperialism will not withstand the endless light of islam"
March 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
the "Dune" series of books tackles the age-old question of "would you still love me if i was a worm", eventually arriving at the answer of "your petty imperialism will not withstand the endless light of islam"
"For me, hope is not some abstract concept. It is a prerequisite for my survival."
tbf i will also be fighting despair when the tour is over.
Lovely feature in the Washington Post written by the brilliant Sophia Nguyen.
www.washingtonpost.com/books/2025/0...
Lovely feature in the Washington Post written by the brilliant Sophia Nguyen.
www.washingtonpost.com/books/2025/0...
John Green’s brand is optimism. On book tour, he’s fighting despair.
The author of “Everything Is Tuberculosis” is trying to find hope on the road as medical research funding disappears.
www.washingtonpost.com
March 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
"For me, hope is not some abstract concept. It is a prerequisite for my survival."
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tbf i will also be fighting despair when the tour is over.
Lovely feature in the Washington Post written by the brilliant Sophia Nguyen.
www.washingtonpost.com/books/2025/0...
Lovely feature in the Washington Post written by the brilliant Sophia Nguyen.
www.washingtonpost.com/books/2025/0...
John Green’s brand is optimism. On book tour, he’s fighting despair.
The author of “Everything Is Tuberculosis” is trying to find hope on the road as medical research funding disappears.
www.washingtonpost.com
March 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
tbf i will also be fighting despair when the tour is over.
Lovely feature in the Washington Post written by the brilliant Sophia Nguyen.
www.washingtonpost.com/books/2025/0...
Lovely feature in the Washington Post written by the brilliant Sophia Nguyen.
www.washingtonpost.com/books/2025/0...
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acab includes the girl reading this
March 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
acab includes the girl reading this
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it's crazy how the left got sports and the right got electric cars in the national divorce
Trump says he’s going to buy a Tesla tomorrow because people are “illegally” boycotting Tesla.
March 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
it's crazy how the left got sports and the right got electric cars in the national divorce
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From a poetry collection by Mary Oliver, where after a hundred poems showcasing gentle observations on nature and animals, she hits you with this
March 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
From a poetry collection by Mary Oliver, where after a hundred poems showcasing gentle observations on nature and animals, she hits you with this
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Trying to figure out which Dallas team is hated more right now, the Cowboys or the Mavericks
March 7, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Trying to figure out which Dallas team is hated more right now, the Cowboys or the Mavericks
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There’s a couple areas in every Dark Souls games that are really majestic and cool but whenever I see anyone playing them it’s like ok go through the fetid swamp down to the slime tunnels and then into the sphincter of rot and fight 9000 worms and it’s just like damn man I’ll play Mario
March 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
There’s a couple areas in every Dark Souls games that are really majestic and cool but whenever I see anyone playing them it’s like ok go through the fetid swamp down to the slime tunnels and then into the sphincter of rot and fight 9000 worms and it’s just like damn man I’ll play Mario
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Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished
March 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished
Streaming the wrong monster hunter w/ @mochihau.bsky.social twitch.tv/sirmonticus
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Playing Monster Hunter W... ft. @skellyhau
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March 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Streaming the wrong monster hunter w/ @mochihau.bsky.social twitch.tv/sirmonticus
Guys this was a banger please look at it
There's something poetic about throwing away the trash bag box into the new trash bag
March 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Guys this was a banger please look at it
Ya it rules
stepping out of the shower and not having wet hair probably feels so good for bald guys
February 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Ya it rules
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I need to apologize to the Captain Planet writers for not acknowledging their restrained and nuanced portrayal of rich corporate villains.
February 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I need to apologize to the Captain Planet writers for not acknowledging their restrained and nuanced portrayal of rich corporate villains.
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The ending to A Song of Ice and Fire that I really crave is one that circles back to the question of whether there's room in the world for people like Ned Stark. Whether an honorable man like that can ever truly prosper. I feel like that's where we started.
February 26, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The ending to A Song of Ice and Fire that I really crave is one that circles back to the question of whether there's room in the world for people like Ned Stark. Whether an honorable man like that can ever truly prosper. I feel like that's where we started.