sirwilliamoflading.bsky.social
@sirwilliamoflading.bsky.social
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Had to go see this for myself on the everything app as it seemed too good to be true.
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Just got a smothered checkmate. I can die a happy man.
January 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Looking up the lyrics to the alphabet song so I don’t mess it up when singing to my son.
January 1, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Finally a use for AI that I support. Put an AI vending machine is every work place now.
AI ran our office vending machine for several weeks. It lost hundreds of dollars, gave away a PlayStation, bought a live fish—and taught us a lot about AI agents, writes Joanna Stern.
We Let AI Run Our Office Vending Machine. It Lost Hundreds of Dollars.
An AI agent ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish—and taught us lessons about the future of AI.
on.wsj.com
December 18, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Love it when crock pot recipes are like

Add 1 cup of Sweet Baby Rays BBQ sauce

Add vinegar, brown sugar, and Worcestershire to make another cup of worse BBQ sauce.
December 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Guy that owns a hammer factory. “You are not going to believe this but I have a tool that will solve all of your problems.”
November 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
They threw a Great Gatsby themed party at Mar-a-Lago during the shutdown and somehow you still managed to screw this up.
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
“We still had roads.” Yeah technically correct, but they were so badly built, that in 1919 it took a military convoy 56 days to drive from DC to San Francisco.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1919_Mo...
November 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Person in this article “I thought my child was intentionally soiling themselves so I made them buy new underwear. Turns out it was a medical issue but I’m not going to reimburse them as punishment for trying to cover up an embarrassing medical issue. Anyway buy my parenting seminar.
October 25, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Interesting, this is a headline I would expect to see if Meta was throwing a bunch of money at The Next Big Thing without any actual plan for how to eventually turn a profit. I’m sure the Metaverse guys know what they are doing though.
October 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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It’s really funny that The Art of War is treated as this like alpha male book when it’s clearly meant to be read by ancient Chinese failsons because it’s all “please don’t forget you have to feed your troops” and “if someone asks if you’re going to attack them consider lying about it”
April 23, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Reasonable minds can disagree, but personally I would use the phrase “bucking tradition and legal precedent” for things like the president pardoning a pig instead of a turkey on Thanksgiving.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Oct 7
President Trump is bucking tradition and legal precedent in pushing to deploy the National Guard to Democratic-led cities like Portland, Oregon, and Chicago due to what he says is rampant crime and to support his crackdown on illegal immigration.
Trump's power to deploy National Guard, explained
President Trump is bucking tradition and legal precedent in pushing to deploy the National Guard to Democratic-led cities like Portland, Oregon, and Chicago due to what he says is rampant crime and to support his crackdown on illegal immigration.
n.pr
October 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
One thing I love about share drives is files take forever to open and sometimes never open at all.
October 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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My 11yo daughter just walked in the room, looked at the tv, and said "is that a meme." I get she's new to internet culture but no. That is Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant smoking crack. It would be a fire meme tho
September 18, 2024 at 4:34 AM
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thirty dollars a month for a monthly pass to play video games is insane. it costs $7 to buy slay the spire on PC, another $7 to buy it on your phone, and maybe another $7 for a hypothetical third device. that's your gaming budget set until slay the spire 2 comes out
October 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
God: “No man may look upon my face and live.”

Gomorrah Resident: “Lmao it’s because you’re ugly right?”
September 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
If embassies had goons with diplomatic immunity the same way NHL teams had goons the world would be a very different place.
Mr Presidential Immunity is acting real brave for someone in a room filled to brim with diplomatic immunity.
September 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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always appreciated Dr. Moonhattan's arc
August 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Oh no! My knight!
August 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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fuck you, i won't cum when you suck me
fuck you, i won't cum when you suck me
fuck you, i won't cum when you suck me
fuck you, i won't cum when you suck me

gooning in the name of
August 16, 2025 at 9:45 AM
“If”
“If it makes sense for adults, why wouldn’t it make sense for kids?”

With the carnivore diet rising in popularity among adults, babies and toddlers are getting in on it, too. Some pediatricians are very concerned. 🔗 on.wsj.com/3Un3BtN
August 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
As an 1100 the Vienna Opening,main line is my best performing opening as white with a 100% win rate*

*everyone that has played the main line against me has been banned for cheating.
August 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Maybe this is hubris on my part, but I have the same reaction to these articles as I do to stories about cult members when they say “it could happen to anyone.”
Over 21 days of talking with ChatGPT, an otherwise perfectly sane man became convinced that he was a real-life superhero. He's one of a growing number of people who are having persuasive, delusional conversations with A.I. that have led to institutionalization, divorce and death.
Chatbots Can Go Into a Delusional Spiral. Here’s How It Happens.
Over 21 days of talking with ChatGPT, an otherwise perfectly sane man became convinced that he was a real-life superhero. We analyzed the conversation.
nyti.ms
August 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM