Stephen Clermont
sjclermont.bsky.social
Stephen Clermont
@sjclermont.bsky.social
Democratic Pollster. Cat parent. Irresponsibly glib.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/stephen-clermont-505aba1/
Behold the power of the Trump Sharpie. Does anyone have the slightest amount of shame or have they figured out a way to bottle shame and use it for facial injections?
Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
December 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Sounds ominous. Maybe something to take literally and seriously.
Kristi Noem attacks Tim Walz as a "whacko" and says, "this next year we're gonna make sure we only put people in leadership positions in this country that love this country."
December 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
23% of South Carolina GOP primary voters disapproving of the job Trump is doing is something. Not sure what it is because I overestimated the meaning of the zombie Nikki Haley voters that gave her 20-25% after she dropped out. It's definitely not nothing
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Sir Sir, excellent words and syntax. Don't let anyone talk about that MRI. Brain couldn't be sharper.
Trump: "Under Boot Edge Edge - another grossly incompetent. Get on his bicycle, ride to work. What they do is they take the fiber optics & they take fiber, try to hook it into copper. And fiber and copper don't mix. You can't do it...you saw that by the helicopter crash. You saw that into the plane"
December 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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there is no legitimate definition of the term "democracy" under which maps like these are "democratic." this level of stovepiping is banana republic shit. this is effectively no different from stuffing a ballot box
Indiana Republicans have unveiled their proposal to re-gerrymander the congressional map & expand their current 7-2 majority to 9-0.

The Dem-held 1st would flip to Trump+12 & the 7th to Trump+19. All 7 GOP seats would be at least Trump+18.

Interactive map:
davesredistricting.org/maps#viewmap...
December 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Feel so much safer with the adults back in charge
This FBI “pulse check” report on the dept under Patel and Bongino is a mixed bag - the fibbies love having no more sensitivity training but many hate going on ICE raids and think leadership is weak - but this anecdote is clearly gold: K$H Patel wearing the traditional FBI Director’s ladies clothes.
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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"Never spread the lie in the headline" should be a hard rule of 21st century journalism.

Research shows that repeating lies helps to spread them, and people read headlines more than they read stories.
News media has to do better with headlines that present false and unverified public health claims.
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Google's "AI Overview" invents essay I've never written, about a book published two years after I was supposed to have written it, while claiming the book was published six years before it was published. For gifts like these, the global economic teeters on the verge of collapse.
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I'm done. 💀
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Juan Orlando Hernández was selling coke the right way.

by Ezra Klein
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Sorry, Olivia Nuzzi haters, but age is just a number.

by David Brooks
November 29, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Opinion | The 2024 election was always about pardoning Honduran drug kingpin Juan Orlando Hernández. If Kamala Harris and the Democrats didn't understand that, shame on them.
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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The markets are staying afloat right now on the hope that AI will destroy American workers. What a bleak thing.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/b...
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Dem Senators and MoCs shouldn’t be voting for DoD authorization spending legislation as long as Hegseth remains in charge of DoD. This should be basic and a position that Dem Leadership should be whipping while loudly speaking out against war crimes/extra judicial killings funded by our tax dollars.
Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing

"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."

Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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There is literally no reason for the military to be in D.C.
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The Thanksgiving soup course at Mar a Lago is in honor of what is left in his head
TRUMP: If you look at Somalia, they are taking over Minnesota.

REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?

TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Think billionaires aren’t feeling the pinch this Thanksgiving? Think again.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Just a reminder that the only reason Eileen Cannon is on the federal bench is that Democrats allowed her confirmation to go forward after Trump and Senate Republicans lost the 2020 election.
A new level of "pick your judge" -- a special grand jury in a location with only one judge, guaranteeing that Trump's favorite handles the case.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/23/u...
As Trump’s Inquisitors Face Scrutiny, a Divisive Figure Could Play a New Role
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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when its definitely not a hostage situation
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
So many people "considering" doing things instead of actually doing them.

If there are enough pro-Ukraine Republican lawmakers who are "so angry," they could end the GOP majority in the House right now.
NEW: Rep. Don Bacon tells @axios.com he was “so angry” last week about the Trump admin’s proposed Russia-Ukraine peace deal that he considered resigning in protest.

He ultimately decided against it, he says, but not before giving Mike Johnson an earful. www.axios.com/2025/11/25/d...
Scoop: GOP Rep. Don Bacon weighed resignation over Trump's Russia-Ukraine peace plan
Rep. Don Bacon said he was "so angry" at Trump's proposed Ukraine plan that he "thought about" resigning in protest.
www.axios.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Princeton grad Hegseth
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Thanksgiving in Donald Trump's America
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Trying to afford the basics of life and keeping their heads above water because of all the generational wealth Boomers are hoarding www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/o...
Opinion | The Boomers Are Protesting Trump. Where Is Gen Z?
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM