Skeeter Valentine
@skeetervalentine.bsky.social
Literally how did no one already have this username lol
Oh we’re already deep in the shit pal.
What's your hottest Thanksgiving food take?
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Oh we’re already deep in the shit pal.
Good old internet fight over desserts. Man it brings me back. I miss this. I miss ~us~.
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Good old internet fight over desserts. Man it brings me back. I miss this. I miss ~us~.
fine. but can we all agree carrots belong nowhere near anything we’d call “cake”?
all pies are good. simply do not say to me that any pies are bad. i do not even want to know about the kind of life that would so warp a person as to think any pie is bad
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
fine. but can we all agree carrots belong nowhere near anything we’d call “cake”?
We still don’t know everything about the long-term effects of being in close proximity to Andrew Sullivan but certain clues are beginning to emerge.
I don't think this is a correct description of America's party system.
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
We still don’t know everything about the long-term effects of being in close proximity to Andrew Sullivan but certain clues are beginning to emerge.
I think we should consider the (obviously extremely remote) possibility that the Obamas are not the arbiters of political possibility in the United States
Former first lady Michelle Obama said America is "not ready for a woman" president during a conversation at her New York book event. https://cnn.it/43ApuKZ
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I think we should consider the (obviously extremely remote) possibility that the Obamas are not the arbiters of political possibility in the United States
CAP is a joke at best, but in all actuality a complete racket and safe space for perophiles
NEW: Before the recent Epstein disclosures, Larry Summers was poised to lead the economic policy plank for the Democrats' "Project 2029" effort at the Center for American Progress. He signed off on a housing policy paper CAP was prepping for next week.
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Epstein Confidant Larry Summers Guiding Democrats’ ‘Project 2029’ - The American Prospect
Summers was overseeing the economic policy plank of the Center for American Progress’s effort. Emails released this week show him in regular contact with Jeffrey Epstein.
prospect.org
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
CAP is a joke at best, but in all actuality a complete racket and safe space for perophiles
never watched keeping up with the kardashians but would absolutely pay money to watch the poor tutor tasked with teaching this half sentient balloon to read
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:29 AM
never watched keeping up with the kardashians but would absolutely pay money to watch the poor tutor tasked with teaching this half sentient balloon to read
it’s a concentration camp
Migrants at largest US detention camp face foul water, rotten food, congresswoman says reut.rs/4qRPCLg
Migrants at largest US detention camp face foul water, rotten food, congresswoman says
Detainees at the largest U.S. migrant detention camp endure foul-tasting drinking water, rotten food and inadequate healthcare, according to a U.S. congresswoman who called the tent facility in El Paso, Texas, "inhumane."
reut.rs
November 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
it’s a concentration camp
“Look at my hair. You see how disheveled it is? That’s because I don’t waste time on frivolous things. I get right down to the business of losing to Trump. I’ve been at this for nearly a decade.”
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
“Look at my hair. You see how disheveled it is? That’s because I don’t waste time on frivolous things. I get right down to the business of losing to Trump. I’ve been at this for nearly a decade.”
fuck you you piece of shit bitch
Speaker Johnson: What are you hiding?
You’re more interested in covering up what happened at the Epstein Mansion than protecting Americans’ health care.
You’re more interested in covering up what happened at the Epstein Mansion than protecting Americans’ health care.
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
fuck you you piece of shit bitch
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They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
you are such a fucking loser
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
you are such a fucking loser
what so many of the tech bros have in common is the ability to correctly identify a problem (our streets are far too car-centric) and then offer exactly the wrong solution (“autonomous” vehicles and rude delivery bots) nyra.nyc/articles/way...
Waymo Money, Waymo Problems
Robots take to the roads—and clog the sidewalks.
nyra.nyc
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
what so many of the tech bros have in common is the ability to correctly identify a problem (our streets are far too car-centric) and then offer exactly the wrong solution (“autonomous” vehicles and rude delivery bots) nyra.nyc/articles/way...
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Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.
sandwiches are speech too, friend
BREAKING: A man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent in D.C. is found not guilty of a misdemeanor at trial.
Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in D.C. found not guilty of misdemeanor after trial
A man who was charged with throwing a sandwich at a federal agent was found not guilty of one count of misdemeanor assault by a jury in Washington, D.C.
cbsn.ws
November 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
sandwiches are speech too, friend
this is about ross douthat
A cartoon by Edward Steed. #NewYorkerCartoons
See more from this week’s issue: https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/hHNrkc
See more from this week’s issue: https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/hHNrkc
November 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
this is about ross douthat
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For years, but especially for the past year, Democrats have been in thrall to the idea that they need to chase an imagined median voter, and adopt that voter’s positions. Mamdani’s victory shows another way: hold principles, and persuade people to share them.
I wrote about Zohran’s victory. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Mamdani’s victory is a rebuke to the failed strategies of the Democratic party | Moira Donegan
The Democratic party appears listless and unprincipled, unwilling to fight because they do not believe in anything. Zohran Mamdani is the opposite of this
www.theguardian.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
For years, but especially for the past year, Democrats have been in thrall to the idea that they need to chase an imagined median voter, and adopt that voter’s positions. Mamdani’s victory shows another way: hold principles, and persuade people to share them.
fuck you cuomo loser bitch
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
fuck you cuomo loser bitch
“my car won’t stop asking my child for nudes” ok what the fuck let me off the ride i’m gonna hurl futurism.com/artificial-i...
Mom Says Tesla's New Built-In AI Asked Her 12-Year-Old Something Deeply Inappropriate
Grok, now integrated into newer Tesla vehicles, is continuing to be the edgiest mainstream AI chatbot around.
futurism.com
November 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
“my car won’t stop asking my child for nudes” ok what the fuck let me off the ride i’m gonna hurl futurism.com/artificial-i...
adults who type “f**k” instead of “fuck”…how do you live with yourselves?
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
adults who type “f**k” instead of “fuck”…how do you live with yourselves?
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Again, this precise use case is why these systems exist-to proliferate people’s racist (transphobic, misogynistic…) imaginary at scale. This should not be seen as a “misuse” but rather the product being used exactly as intended.
Racist Influencers Using OpenAI's Sora to Make it Look Like Poor People Are Selling Food Stamps for Cash
Folks looking for evidence of SNAP recipients as welfare queens have no shortage of AI generated schlock to use as justification.
futurism.com
November 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Again, this precise use case is why these systems exist-to proliferate people’s racist (transphobic, misogynistic…) imaginary at scale. This should not be seen as a “misuse” but rather the product being used exactly as intended.
we should be bullying these people into hiding. we simply cannot allow these botoxed freaks to trample on us like this.
Some people are just straight up unrecognizable. Like here's a picture of Kristi Noem from just 6 years ago.
November 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
we should be bullying these people into hiding. we simply cannot allow these botoxed freaks to trample on us like this.
when you insist on playing the role of useful idiot, you can’t get mad that that’s what people think of you
KAMALA HARRIS: I believe he [Biden] was fully competent to serve.
JON STEWART: Do you really?
HARRIS: Yeah, I do.
STEWART: That surprises me, actually.
HARRIS: No, I do. But there's a distinction to be made between running for president and being president.
JON STEWART: Do you really?
HARRIS: Yeah, I do.
STEWART: That surprises me, actually.
HARRIS: No, I do. But there's a distinction to be made between running for president and being president.
October 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
when you insist on playing the role of useful idiot, you can’t get mad that that’s what people think of you
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I see a lot of "ICE is doing this to even CITIZENS!!" responses, and… who cares if it's citizens. Who cares if it's people undocumented or here The Wrong Way. The lustful violence is incommensurate with any possible justification no matter the targets. They are evil. Fundamentally, biblically evil.
October 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I see a lot of "ICE is doing this to even CITIZENS!!" responses, and… who cares if it's citizens. Who cares if it's people undocumented or here The Wrong Way. The lustful violence is incommensurate with any possible justification no matter the targets. They are evil. Fundamentally, biblically evil.
America is a fun place where one candidate can promise free transportation and another can promise to stop sexually harassing his staffers and it’ll be a genuinely tight race.
October 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
America is a fun place where one candidate can promise free transportation and another can promise to stop sexually harassing his staffers and it’ll be a genuinely tight race.