skoo
@skoopac.bsky.social
I write; I game; I tweet; I robot; I am legend; I pod; I give up.
Over on the other place, dystopia arrives
June 14, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Over on the other place, dystopia arrives
@synx508.bsky.social It's so weird to me in 2025 to see "grok" recycling text it has been fed. It doesn't feel so long ago that a (spookily) similarly named piece of software was entertaining me on IRC
June 14, 2025 at 9:20 AM
@synx508.bsky.social It's so weird to me in 2025 to see "grok" recycling text it has been fed. It doesn't feel so long ago that a (spookily) similarly named piece of software was entertaining me on IRC
Days afloat since launched:
The Titanic: 315.
Boaty McBoatface: 2522 and counting.
The Titanic: 315.
Boaty McBoatface: 2522 and counting.
June 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Days afloat since launched:
The Titanic: 315.
Boaty McBoatface: 2522 and counting.
The Titanic: 315.
Boaty McBoatface: 2522 and counting.
Please send this man some thoughts and prayers. I can not believe the suffering he must have endured to send us these, presumably last ever photographs before he was claimed by mother nature and returned to the soil. A stark warning to us all.
May 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Please send this man some thoughts and prayers. I can not believe the suffering he must have endured to send us these, presumably last ever photographs before he was claimed by mother nature and returned to the soil. A stark warning to us all.
I feel sick, tell me this is a joke
May 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I feel sick, tell me this is a joke
The most dramatic night of European football since the last one.
April 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The most dramatic night of European football since the last one.
The laziest news article ever: Hottest day of the year.
It's April, mate. January 1st was also the hottest day of the year.
It's April, mate. January 1st was also the hottest day of the year.
April 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
The laziest news article ever: Hottest day of the year.
It's April, mate. January 1st was also the hottest day of the year.
It's April, mate. January 1st was also the hottest day of the year.
Five or fewer words, actually.
In 5 or less words, start a fight not about religion or politics:
Pineapples don't belong on pizza.
Pineapples don't belong on pizza.
In 5 or less words, start a fight not about religion or politics:
Raisins complement a potato salad.😏
Raisins complement a potato salad.😏
January 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Five or fewer words, actually.
Couldn't sleep last night so put on a ~2.5 hour video about Disc Golf Discs being made and then I watched the whole thing. I don't even play Disc Golf. I'm very tired, but can explain in great detail how Disc Golf discs are made.
January 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Couldn't sleep last night so put on a ~2.5 hour video about Disc Golf Discs being made and then I watched the whole thing. I don't even play Disc Golf. I'm very tired, but can explain in great detail how Disc Golf discs are made.
Laura Dern was 25 while filming Jurassic Park, the movie itself is 32 now.
a cartoon of a man holding a piece of paper in his hand
ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a piece of paper in his hand
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Laura Dern was 25 while filming Jurassic Park, the movie itself is 32 now.
Forget the Grimace shake, UK folks need to get the McD's Terry's chocolate orange pie. It's nearly exactly as you would imagine... only maybe twice as filthy. Get in!
December 19, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Forget the Grimace shake, UK folks need to get the McD's Terry's chocolate orange pie. It's nearly exactly as you would imagine... only maybe twice as filthy. Get in!
Where are we skibidi dropping, boys?
December 18, 2024 at 11:38 AM
Where are we skibidi dropping, boys?
I just read Luigi's manifesto and I say we call it even, let him go, but make him do (more) "community service".
The structure of the US healthcare system is disgusting and I carry worry with me for all of my American friends who I hope never have to use it.
The structure of the US healthcare system is disgusting and I carry worry with me for all of my American friends who I hope never have to use it.
December 10, 2024 at 3:24 PM
I just read Luigi's manifesto and I say we call it even, let him go, but make him do (more) "community service".
The structure of the US healthcare system is disgusting and I carry worry with me for all of my American friends who I hope never have to use it.
The structure of the US healthcare system is disgusting and I carry worry with me for all of my American friends who I hope never have to use it.
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oh yeah? me and my homies were shooting CEOs before it was popular
December 8, 2024 at 1:25 PM
oh yeah? me and my homies were shooting CEOs before it was popular
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here’s a comic about smiling
December 6, 2024 at 1:01 AM
here’s a comic about smiling
"Gunman appears to have used a silencer, says weapons expert"
"Gunman appears to be wearing hood, says textile expert"
"Gunman appears to be upright, says person with eyeballs"
My thoughts and prayers are with the families of those who died due to the decisions made by the former CEO.
"Gunman appears to be wearing hood, says textile expert"
"Gunman appears to be upright, says person with eyeballs"
My thoughts and prayers are with the families of those who died due to the decisions made by the former CEO.
December 5, 2024 at 5:22 PM
"Gunman appears to have used a silencer, says weapons expert"
"Gunman appears to be wearing hood, says textile expert"
"Gunman appears to be upright, says person with eyeballs"
My thoughts and prayers are with the families of those who died due to the decisions made by the former CEO.
"Gunman appears to be wearing hood, says textile expert"
"Gunman appears to be upright, says person with eyeballs"
My thoughts and prayers are with the families of those who died due to the decisions made by the former CEO.
What an absolute lunatic mindset. Yorkshire puds are welcome with not only turkey but beef, lamb, chicken, pork, egg, beans, rice, I don't care if you eat cereal out of one like a tiny edible bowl. Hell, use them in the bedroom for all I care. Stop the Yorkshire pud gatekeeping.
I don’t think you should have Yorkshire Pud with Christmas dinner.
There. I’ve said it.
You might think you’re being very ‘cool’ yorkying up your festive plate - but you’re just a batter bro.
(Yes. I said ‘yorkying’)
There. I’ve said it.
You might think you’re being very ‘cool’ yorkying up your festive plate - but you’re just a batter bro.
(Yes. I said ‘yorkying’)
December 3, 2024 at 1:32 PM
What an absolute lunatic mindset. Yorkshire puds are welcome with not only turkey but beef, lamb, chicken, pork, egg, beans, rice, I don't care if you eat cereal out of one like a tiny edible bowl. Hell, use them in the bedroom for all I care. Stop the Yorkshire pud gatekeeping.
what if there was a secret guitar chord that hasn't been discovered yet and the only thing preventing it from being discovered is the addition of an electric keyboard, but in our timeline keytars fell out of fashion too quickly to make the stringed-keytar common enough for the discovery to be made?
December 3, 2024 at 11:12 AM
what if there was a secret guitar chord that hasn't been discovered yet and the only thing preventing it from being discovered is the addition of an electric keyboard, but in our timeline keytars fell out of fashion too quickly to make the stringed-keytar common enough for the discovery to be made?
This also works when Ange Postecoglu picks up the bill at the restaurant, only it's not considered tasteless at all. #COYS
in competitive chess you can legally win a match by declaring “checkmate” at any time, regardless of where the pieces are on the board. it’s considered rather tasteless and won’t win you many friends, but it’s there whenever you really need to get out of a jam
November 27, 2024 at 2:36 PM
This also works when Ange Postecoglu picks up the bill at the restaurant, only it's not considered tasteless at all. #COYS
Whinny Jean
Clip Clop 'Til You Get Enough
Sugar Beet It
Clip Clop 'Til You Get Enough
Sugar Beet It
November 26, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Whinny Jean
Clip Clop 'Til You Get Enough
Sugar Beet It
Clip Clop 'Til You Get Enough
Sugar Beet It
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BROKE MY LEG IN TWO PLACES
THIS IS A SKI RESORT
LACERATION
ITS BLEEDING
OW OW FUCK I BROKE MY LEG SKIING
THIS IS A SKI RESORT
LACERATION
ITS BLEEDING
OW OW FUCK I BROKE MY LEG SKIING
November 21, 2024 at 2:24 PM
BROKE MY LEG IN TWO PLACES
THIS IS A SKI RESORT
LACERATION
ITS BLEEDING
OW OW FUCK I BROKE MY LEG SKIING
THIS IS A SKI RESORT
LACERATION
ITS BLEEDING
OW OW FUCK I BROKE MY LEG SKIING
Whoever is doing the music for the Golden Joysticks, I need this playlist. I NEED IT. Every song has been a banger.
November 21, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Whoever is doing the music for the Golden Joysticks, I need this playlist. I NEED IT. Every song has been a banger.
Getting old is when you go to bed feeling absolutely normal and wake up with an injury, or with pain in a part of your body that has previously shown no signs of rebelling.
November 21, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Getting old is when you go to bed feeling absolutely normal and wake up with an injury, or with pain in a part of your body that has previously shown no signs of rebelling.