Darsh
@slafaux.bsky.social
PodBud, professional box drawer, I'm kinda a small deal!
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Should you wish to listen to the catastrophe that was our Xmas show, then a link is provided here:
www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon...
Contains audio.
www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon...
Contains audio.
The Blender's Xmas Cracker :: LIVE!
So, this is Xmas?
www.mixcloud.com
December 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Should you wish to listen to the catastrophe that was our Xmas show, then a link is provided here:
www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon...
Contains audio.
www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon...
Contains audio.
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Come see me in London in the New Year!
Last minute Christmas gift? Wanna hear my beef story?
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Last minute Christmas gift? Wanna hear my beef story?
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December 21, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Come see me in London in the New Year!
Last minute Christmas gift? Wanna hear my beef story?
sohotheatre.com/events/pierr...
Last minute Christmas gift? Wanna hear my beef story?
sohotheatre.com/events/pierr...
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THE BLENDER'S XMAS CRACKER ::
SAT 20th DEC @ 12pm
Featuring:
- The Blender's Whamageddon!
- The Return of the Health Warning!
- Xmas with The SPRAYer!
- Surprises!
...and loads of mad Xmas tunes, mashups, remixes, classics and things you will feel emotions about (not necessarily positive)
SAT 20th DEC @ 12pm
Featuring:
- The Blender's Whamageddon!
- The Return of the Health Warning!
- Xmas with The SPRAYer!
- Surprises!
...and loads of mad Xmas tunes, mashups, remixes, classics and things you will feel emotions about (not necessarily positive)
December 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
THE BLENDER'S XMAS CRACKER ::
SAT 20th DEC @ 12pm
Featuring:
- The Blender's Whamageddon!
- The Return of the Health Warning!
- Xmas with The SPRAYer!
- Surprises!
...and loads of mad Xmas tunes, mashups, remixes, classics and things you will feel emotions about (not necessarily positive)
SAT 20th DEC @ 12pm
Featuring:
- The Blender's Whamageddon!
- The Return of the Health Warning!
- Xmas with The SPRAYer!
- Surprises!
...and loads of mad Xmas tunes, mashups, remixes, classics and things you will feel emotions about (not necessarily positive)
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No, *you* are travelling the length of the country to see a performance of an Xmas hit from 1999.
#TheBlender25
#TheBlender25
December 13, 2025 at 9:43 AM
No, *you* are travelling the length of the country to see a performance of an Xmas hit from 1999.
#TheBlender25
#TheBlender25
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There's now a catchup of the triumphant ReSPRAYer experience, featuring new & unreleased stuff from @spraypopmusic.com, The Pound Shop Boys, The Actionists, and also us!
Yup - SIX new Spray & Spray-adjacent mashups for you, plus a bonus new one from us, too. www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon...
Yup - SIX new Spray & Spray-adjacent mashups for you, plus a bonus new one from us, too. www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon...
The ReSPRAYer :: LIVE!
The SPRAYer returns for its annual fixation on all things Spray and Spray-adjacent, and this time, in honour of their remix EPs that they've been releasing all year, we're focusing on remixes, raritie...
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December 8, 2025 at 10:07 AM
There's now a catchup of the triumphant ReSPRAYer experience, featuring new & unreleased stuff from @spraypopmusic.com, The Pound Shop Boys, The Actionists, and also us!
Yup - SIX new Spray & Spray-adjacent mashups for you, plus a bonus new one from us, too. www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon...
Yup - SIX new Spray & Spray-adjacent mashups for you, plus a bonus new one from us, too. www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon...
This week's episode was so good that I was laughing along on my own in my kitchen!
🚨 SHOCKING DEVELOPMENTS ON THIS WEEK'S ALF 🚨
(Spoilers: Anne Schedeen is pregant, so Kate is too)
👶 Kate wears a horrible outfit in the garage!
👶 Kate wears a more horrible outfit at work!
👶 ALF makes a Kate shrine!
👶 Willie goes on strike! (at work, not home)
Tune in at linktr.ee/ALFsplaining
(Spoilers: Anne Schedeen is pregant, so Kate is too)
👶 Kate wears a horrible outfit in the garage!
👶 Kate wears a more horrible outfit at work!
👶 ALF makes a Kate shrine!
👶 Willie goes on strike! (at work, not home)
Tune in at linktr.ee/ALFsplaining
December 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
This week's episode was so good that I was laughing along on my own in my kitchen!
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The Blender supports the idea of such an income.
We would pay our bills, and then use our time to do more of what we already do but don't have the time for. And if we had any time and energy left over, do something for charity if they would want us.
We would pay our bills, and then use our time to do more of what we already do but don't have the time for. And if we had any time and energy left over, do something for charity if they would want us.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The Blender supports the idea of such an income.
We would pay our bills, and then use our time to do more of what we already do but don't have the time for. And if we had any time and energy left over, do something for charity if they would want us.
We would pay our bills, and then use our time to do more of what we already do but don't have the time for. And if we had any time and energy left over, do something for charity if they would want us.
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Sea lions are seals that are missing an electron
July 19, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Sea lions are seals that are missing an electron
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November 19, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Does anyone know how we can arrange a trip to the Spray Visitor Centre?
Are you medium sized? Do you enjoy the colours blue and black? Well there are FOUR medium sized SPRAY tour T-shirts clogging up the Spray Warehouse, Archive & Visitor Centre.
Three "Granada" ones and one Failure Is Inevitable.
spray.bandcamp.com/merch/spray-...
Visit our Bandcamp anyway tho.
Three "Granada" ones and one Failure Is Inevitable.
spray.bandcamp.com/merch/spray-...
Visit our Bandcamp anyway tho.
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Does anyone know how we can arrange a trip to the Spray Visitor Centre?
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@alfsplaining.bsky.social I've only just clocked that Willie and Kate from Alf were the original Will and Kate... I wonder if the royal family have an Alf hidden somewhere causing damage to... Oh wait...
November 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
@alfsplaining.bsky.social I've only just clocked that Willie and Kate from Alf were the original Will and Kate... I wonder if the royal family have an Alf hidden somewhere causing damage to... Oh wait...
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It's real "Sam Gamgee boarding an Elven ship at the grey havens because he was ringbearer for half an hour" energy
November 6, 2025 at 11:04 AM
It's real "Sam Gamgee boarding an Elven ship at the grey havens because he was ringbearer for half an hour" energy
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🎵 "When you can't contain that burning flame
The big idea will rise again
And the big idea will rock and change the world" 🎵
spray.bandcamp.com/track/the-bi...
The big idea will rise again
And the big idea will rock and change the world" 🎵
spray.bandcamp.com/track/the-bi...
The Big Idea, by Spray
from the album Ambiguous Poems About Death (album)
spray.bandcamp.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:15 AM
🎵 "When you can't contain that burning flame
The big idea will rise again
And the big idea will rock and change the world" 🎵
spray.bandcamp.com/track/the-bi...
The big idea will rise again
And the big idea will rock and change the world" 🎵
spray.bandcamp.com/track/the-bi...
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It's pretty short, to be honest, so we'll be supplementing it all with a 60-mins BLNDR afterwards, including a couple of mashups from us, hopefully your requests, and some shout outs to some friends!
As ever, we will be at listento.theblender.online until we aren't, and on Discord too.
As ever, we will be at listento.theblender.online until we aren't, and on Discord too.
November 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It's pretty short, to be honest, so we'll be supplementing it all with a 60-mins BLNDR afterwards, including a couple of mashups from us, hopefully your requests, and some shout outs to some friends!
As ever, we will be at listento.theblender.online until we aren't, and on Discord too.
As ever, we will be at listento.theblender.online until we aren't, and on Discord too.
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As we stagger back into view due to a complex month of context, The Blender finally resurfaces for a long afternoon of the first record we ever remember, for our apparently-annual album listen-a-long for 2025.
Of course, it's probably not that good, but what did you expect?
Of course, it's probably not that good, but what did you expect?
November 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
As we stagger back into view due to a complex month of context, The Blender finally resurfaces for a long afternoon of the first record we ever remember, for our apparently-annual album listen-a-long for 2025.
Of course, it's probably not that good, but what did you expect?
Of course, it's probably not that good, but what did you expect?
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I have served eight trick-or-treat parties so far, 26 customers in total. I’ve gone ‘treat’ in all cases to date. At the end of the day I’d rather give away these lollipops than get petrol-bombed.
October 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I have served eight trick-or-treat parties so far, 26 customers in total. I’ve gone ‘treat’ in all cases to date. At the end of the day I’d rather give away these lollipops than get petrol-bombed.
It's like the Bort licence plates all over again!
We are now OUT OF STOCK of Failure Is Inevitable black T-shirts in large. Still some mediums.
We returned home with a VERY limited amount of tour T-shirts, in MEDIUM or LARGE. £20 a pop, but we won't post to the US cos it's too confusing.
GET IN QUICK
spray.bandcamp.com/merch/spray-...
GET IN QUICK
spray.bandcamp.com/merch/spray-...
October 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
It's like the Bort licence plates all over again!
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62 years ago (yesterday) Felicette became the first cat in space. This video would have been a fantastic #Caturday but we forgot to post it.
You can still get 'Félicette (Space Cat)' on vinyl over at spray.bandcamp.com
You can still get 'Félicette (Space Cat)' on vinyl over at spray.bandcamp.com
October 19, 2025 at 9:14 AM
62 years ago (yesterday) Felicette became the first cat in space. This video would have been a fantastic #Caturday but we forgot to post it.
You can still get 'Félicette (Space Cat)' on vinyl over at spray.bandcamp.com
You can still get 'Félicette (Space Cat)' on vinyl over at spray.bandcamp.com
Good luck trying to work out what New Found Glory are playing from the first 10 seconds
October 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Good luck trying to work out what New Found Glory are playing from the first 10 seconds
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I briefly - and, sadly, temporarily - acquired a dog while out on the tiles with @theblender.online and @slafaux.bsky.social.
October 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I briefly - and, sadly, temporarily - acquired a dog while out on the tiles with @theblender.online and @slafaux.bsky.social.
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Here's a snippet of a brand new song called The Delusioneers.
October 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Here's a snippet of a brand new song called The Delusioneers.
Spray's mother is the one with the real charisma
Tell us your most unhinged Spray opinion.
Tell me your most unhinged Doctor Who opinion. I mean, if you’re a fan, they’re likely all unhinged anyway.
October 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Spray's mother is the one with the real charisma