YOU EAT LIKE A BIRD

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They're saying "Here comes the airplane" when you can see plain as day that it's a spoon. They're playing you for a fool. They're laughing at you

Egg drop soup
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime

once i remember why i walked into this room it's over for you all

Gundam survival horror game where you play as Char and you’re running from taking responsibility for your actions

newskies seeing my posts for the first time

Ok, we’ve got the fifty story hulking lizard monster…like a dinosaur but it breathes fire. But we need a potential nemesis…something that could take on this titan and win. Ideas?

🙋‍♂️: Moth.

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

bill murray- famously alive

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying