sloan
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It’s recently come to my attention that there are no natural talents, you just practice what you want and get better at it.
Learning to draw at 34 years old is a humbling experience, can’t wait to see what else I can be bad at and then slightly improve with repetition.
Learning to draw at 34 years old is a humbling experience, can’t wait to see what else I can be bad at and then slightly improve with repetition.
September 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It’s recently come to my attention that there are no natural talents, you just practice what you want and get better at it.
Learning to draw at 34 years old is a humbling experience, can’t wait to see what else I can be bad at and then slightly improve with repetition.
Learning to draw at 34 years old is a humbling experience, can’t wait to see what else I can be bad at and then slightly improve with repetition.
I’ve got a hot gay date later and I didn’t have to plan any of it so I’m probably gonna put out tonight
Happy Friday! You made it! The week is over!
Happy Friday! You made it! The week is over!
January 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I’ve got a hot gay date later and I didn’t have to plan any of it so I’m probably gonna put out tonight
Happy Friday! You made it! The week is over!
Happy Friday! You made it! The week is over!
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on a basic level I understand why people don't mask (social norms! godawful public health messaging! the ever stubborn belief of "the bad outcome won't happen to *me*"). but also it is bonkers to me that people don't mask
January 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
on a basic level I understand why people don't mask (social norms! godawful public health messaging! the ever stubborn belief of "the bad outcome won't happen to *me*"). but also it is bonkers to me that people don't mask
Rude as hell that we work all week only for the weather to turn to windy shit trash for the weekend, and improve again on Monday. It doesn’t need to be +8 while we all have to be in the office and then -26 when we can be frolicking!!!
January 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Rude as hell that we work all week only for the weather to turn to windy shit trash for the weekend, and improve again on Monday. It doesn’t need to be +8 while we all have to be in the office and then -26 when we can be frolicking!!!
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missed opportunity to call it the Nintendo Vers
January 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
missed opportunity to call it the Nintendo Vers
The gayest solstice celebration. I love to shuck oysters for my people (and eat the ones shucked for me!)
December 29, 2024 at 11:22 PM
The gayest solstice celebration. I love to shuck oysters for my people (and eat the ones shucked for me!)
To the surprise of literally no one, I officially welcomed Bob to the family on Wednesday. Call me a foster failure, I’m so happy this guy is in my life.
December 20, 2024 at 7:12 PM
To the surprise of literally no one, I officially welcomed Bob to the family on Wednesday. Call me a foster failure, I’m so happy this guy is in my life.
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Myself, my friends, my loved ones, my family -- these things are not a subject. We are human beings. By treating us as a nasty lecture parents have to give their children, the spineless bootlickers at Pixar have ceded that ground.
December 17, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Myself, my friends, my loved ones, my family -- these things are not a subject. We are human beings. By treating us as a nasty lecture parents have to give their children, the spineless bootlickers at Pixar have ceded that ground.
Sometimes being ur own boss is cool and sometimes you have days like today where u want to stab everyone who sends you an email.
December 9, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Sometimes being ur own boss is cool and sometimes you have days like today where u want to stab everyone who sends you an email.
KWD rerelease fuckin slaaaaaps, what a treat 😭
December 6, 2024 at 11:52 PM
KWD rerelease fuckin slaaaaaps, what a treat 😭
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This
Being a top doesn’t make you Dominant.
Hope this helps.
Hope this helps.
December 6, 2024 at 7:25 AM
This
Wondra is so hot so I can’t believe I have to follow THESE PHOTOS but here are mirror selfies of 2024.
It’ll be worse next year
It’ll be worse next year
December 6, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Wondra is so hot so I can’t believe I have to follow THESE PHOTOS but here are mirror selfies of 2024.
It’ll be worse next year
It’ll be worse next year
Happy Stormlight Archive day to those who celebrate
Currently rereading books 1-4 so hopefully I can get into this gigantic book before Christmas next year
Also featuring Bob who is snoring away even tho he kept me up all night last night
Currently rereading books 1-4 so hopefully I can get into this gigantic book before Christmas next year
Also featuring Bob who is snoring away even tho he kept me up all night last night
December 6, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Happy Stormlight Archive day to those who celebrate
Currently rereading books 1-4 so hopefully I can get into this gigantic book before Christmas next year
Also featuring Bob who is snoring away even tho he kept me up all night last night
Currently rereading books 1-4 so hopefully I can get into this gigantic book before Christmas next year
Also featuring Bob who is snoring away even tho he kept me up all night last night
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I for real forgot how hard it is to get some alone time for jerkin off with a young dog in the house, so if u see me and I seem tense this week, now u know why
December 5, 2024 at 8:21 PM
I for real forgot how hard it is to get some alone time for jerkin off with a young dog in the house, so if u see me and I seem tense this week, now u know why
Bob is settling in quite well (the overflowing ashtray really compliments this photo)
December 5, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Bob is settling in quite well (the overflowing ashtray really compliments this photo)
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I'm an autistic Dom with a capricorn stellium - the hottest thing anyone can do is enthusiastically follow instructions.
The hottest thing a man can do is enthusiastically follow instructions.
December 1, 2024 at 7:25 PM
I'm an autistic Dom with a capricorn stellium - the hottest thing anyone can do is enthusiastically follow instructions.
Got the most adorable foster dog today and I STG if he makes friends with the chihuahuas I’m gonna foster fail immediately. He’s the gentlest boy! They call him Night Shade but he feels like a Bob to me.
November 30, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Got the most adorable foster dog today and I STG if he makes friends with the chihuahuas I’m gonna foster fail immediately. He’s the gentlest boy! They call him Night Shade but he feels like a Bob to me.
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An artistic study on CBT needles on cis male & FTM genitals 🖤🩸🪡
November 25, 2024 at 10:03 AM
An artistic study on CBT needles on cis male & FTM genitals 🖤🩸🪡
A dozen bands/artists to get to know me
Killwhitneydead
The Flatliners
Every Time I Die
Lower Class Brats
Single Mothers
Say Anything
Pansy Division
Operation Ivy
Off With Their Heads
Modest Mouse
The Briggs
Misfits
Killwhitneydead
The Flatliners
Every Time I Die
Lower Class Brats
Single Mothers
Say Anything
Pansy Division
Operation Ivy
Off With Their Heads
Modest Mouse
The Briggs
Misfits
A dozen bands/artists to get to know me
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Beach House
Danny Brown
The Rolling Stones
Mogwai
Tangerine Dream
Aphex Twin
Type O Negative
Blockhead
Mitski
Bauhaus
Mortiis
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Beach House
Danny Brown
The Rolling Stones
Mogwai
Tangerine Dream
Aphex Twin
Type O Negative
Blockhead
Mitski
Bauhaus
Mortiis
A dozen bands/artists to get to know me
David Bowie
The Beatles
Led Zeppelin
Wu-Tang Clan
Nine Inch Nails
Underworld
GusGus
Steely Dan
Roxy Music
Goldfrapp
The JBs
King Crimson
David Bowie
The Beatles
Led Zeppelin
Wu-Tang Clan
Nine Inch Nails
Underworld
GusGus
Steely Dan
Roxy Music
Goldfrapp
The JBs
King Crimson
November 24, 2024 at 7:12 PM
A dozen bands/artists to get to know me
Killwhitneydead
The Flatliners
Every Time I Die
Lower Class Brats
Single Mothers
Say Anything
Pansy Division
Operation Ivy
Off With Their Heads
Modest Mouse
The Briggs
Misfits
Killwhitneydead
The Flatliners
Every Time I Die
Lower Class Brats
Single Mothers
Say Anything
Pansy Division
Operation Ivy
Off With Their Heads
Modest Mouse
The Briggs
Misfits
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This is a real team effort, fellow patriots. 🇺🇸
November 24, 2024 at 5:22 PM
This is a real team effort, fellow patriots. 🇺🇸