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“Tyler Perry is a terrorist.” @worldwidewoman

Not looking for a Prince Charming so keep it pushing

Grieving out loud.
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Charles from diary of a mad black woman always got his mouth wide open. Tf is that about
December 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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I hate that woman so much. Wtf are her qualifications?
December 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Every time I see this heffa I think of @aarum.bsky.social saying, “No WWE bitch is going to tell me my degree doesn’t count!”
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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What does this mean?

In short, it means they want to make it legally impossible for some universities to operate.

The next step would be to set absurd requirements, which is what Hungary did to target the Central European University (see screenshot in quoted post above for more).
December 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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But you would never know about them because they don't believe in advertising
AppleTV really has some good ass shows.
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Don’t forget to sprankle a little cinnamon today!
December 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I think I’m going to self-medicate with qui’d, guise. Otherwise it’s going to be a restless night.
December 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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It’s bad enough accounts you blocked can still add you to custom lists (an error BlueSky *definitely* needs to fix).

Nonetheless, I’m gonna assume this bitch-made Talib Kweli apologist, @phaze2600.blacksky.app, creating a list called "Milk & Cookies" is derogatory as fuck.

bsky.app/profile/did:...
December 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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“the 54-year-old did not understand that as a Mexican immigrant, he was not eligible to vote in U.S. elections, which he has been doing since 1991.”

Elected mayor twice, but either assumed that he was a citizen or thought he was exempt.
REPUBLICAN MAYOR IN KANSAS FACING DEPORTATION OVER VOTER FRAUD

Joe Ceballos, a longtime Republican and small-town mayor in Kansas, is facing felony voter fraud charges and possible deportation from the presidential administration he voted for.

Full story: https://bit.ly/4iwEwYj
December 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I’m going to bed early tonight. I’m ready for a reset.
a poster with a monkey and the words reset recharge renew on it
Alt: a poster with a monkey and the words reset recharge renew on it
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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“December is not rushing me. It is grounding me.”
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
It’s 2025 and I’m still saying “the bomb!” 🥴
December 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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do not take me seriously bc i don’t even take myself seriously
December 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Tamar said, “Girl, you is married to Birdman. You are doing a lot!” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

youtube.com/shorts/2ow6_...
TONI AND BIRDMAN | The Braxtons
YouTube video by ALLBLK
youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Today’s word of the day:

ultracrepidarian

This describes the ethos of an astounding percentage of social media users today.

Aka, talking out one’s ass
December 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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This country does not do well with collective mourning or acknowledging death by contagious illness. You probably never heard of the pandemic of 1918, if you're under 35 you probably never seen the AIDS quilt and the fact that we've never had a national acknowledgment of the people who died of COVID
December 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Cuz they watched too much Tyler Perry
December 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Depends on the husband. Bet you wish you remembered to put that seat down when I asked you to huh Shawshank.
Y’all lying in court for your husband to beat a murder case???
December 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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JERRY THE MOUSE!!!
December 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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“Omg Lafredric! 🤣🤣🤣🤣”
Don’t matter how much of a loser a man is, there’s a loser ass woman seconding the notion.
December 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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You can never go wrong when you move with kindness and integrity
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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"When I Think of You" is the best song on Janet Jackson's 'Control' (1986). Agree or disagree?

album.ink/JJcontrol
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Remembering Christine McVie today on the 3rd anniversary of her passing (November 30, 2022)

album.ink/CMcVieRIP
December 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM