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Cosimo Kramedici

@slurmslurper.bsky.social

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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · Sep 1

Every crew got that one homie whose kindness and decency are a boon and a salve during times of hardship

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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 1d

Taylor Swift:

Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · Sep 26

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An abstract line art illustration of Drew Barrymore in Scream, a woman with short blonde hair wearing a cream sweater. She is holding a phone in one hand and a knife in the other. The background is white with a pink block of colour. Red text is written across the illustration, “he's big aNd he Plays FOOTBALL aNd hE’Ll bEaT thE Shit OUT of you”

Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah Meloni seems to be governing like a normal conservative

Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 1d

I built myself a treehouse out back where me and the boys can peruse old issues of Penthouse and Jugs

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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 1d

Horny and religious?

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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 1d

The two types of MAGA women

Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah they’re all just as addicted to X as the right wingers. As soon as a move like Ryan is describing started to get momentum you’d have various party players sending frantic texts like “Wait a minute, I have over 125,000 followers on X, I can’t just rebuild that somewhere else”

Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 1d

The first time I heard this term was on a r/AITA post that was like “My GF didn’t tell me she had a breeding kink” and I was just, like, you mean… wanting… to have children…?

FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 1d

it's okay to have children but only if you have a breeding kink

Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 1d

Hey Dave, we don’t hear much about judges in Trump II. Is he nominating many of them? Emil Bove was the only one I’ve really heard about

Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 1d

This is kind of where I’m at with the Trump coin thing? At first I thought, this is a blatant violation of the law. And then I thought, maybe they’re not intending to break the law?

🎃 Harm City Slasher 🔪 @sprawlhater.bsky.social · 2d

At first I thought all the speculation about illness was wishcasting but he really does just keep talking about the afterlife a lot lately

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Trump: "I want to be good because you want to prove to God so you go to that next step, right? So that's very important to me."

Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 1d

“Does Everyone Stare” by The Police

Taylor Nichols, MD FACEP @tnicholsmd.com · 2d

What is a song that likely doesn't make anyone's top lists, but that you think is a perfect song, or absolutely beautiful, or that you could listen to on repeat?

Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 1d

Oh hey we’re from Provincia di Chieti, just up the road from the De Cecco and Del Verde pasta factories

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Fantômas, Le contrebandier de DEI @theefantomas.bsky.social · 1d

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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 1d

It’s a weird alliance bsky.app/profile/slur...

Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 9d

Yeah I don’t know what’s gonna happen, but the fact remains that the vanguard of Trumpism consists of Northern and Californian urban and suburban reactionaries, and they are actively working to drive their Southern & lower Midwestern voter base to ruin

rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 10d

i think people are underestimating the Senate effects of the soybean apocalypse

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🎃trash🎃 @dollarpbr.gay · 2d

don’t think this vid can ever be topped

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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 1d

This is a great piece. Art direction as a tool of character development: it’s more important than you think!

Max Read @maxread.info · 5d

today's newsletter: a consideration of the many wonderful cars in One Battle After Another, in particular Willa's 2005 Yaris, Sensei's T-Bird Super Coupe and Bob's boosted 1991 Nissan Sentra SE-R

The Oscar Should Go to Bob Ferguson's 1991 Nissan Sentra SE-R

'One Battle After Another' as a car movie

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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 1d

Alternative economic indicator: trend coverage of Zoomers has turned negative bsky.app/profile/chee...

Joe Perticone @cheetah.bsky.social · 2d

This piece is bad. The example in their lede isn't actually a marriage, just a couple who call themselves married but aren't in any legal or religious sense. The reporter also didn't speak to any men. Seems more like Gen Z trend piece rage bait than a genuine analysis www.nytimes.com/2025/09/27/s...

What Does Gen Z Divorce Look Like?

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Ed @ed3d.net · 3d

I try to mostly follow people on LinkedIn who are unafraid to shitpost on main

I removed all the chairs from my house. Yes, all of them.

Standing desks are for beginners. I don't sit anymore. Not at meals. Not during calls. Not ever.

Why? Because sitting is a dopamine sink. Your glutes go dormant. Blood pools. Your brain gets 23% less oxygen (I measured it). Standing keeps you in a state of "productive discomfort."

Discomfort = alertness. Alertness = pattern recognition. Pattern recognition = product-market fit.

I eat dinner standing over the sink. I take Zooms pacing back and forth like a caged lion. My calves are basically a pre-seed round for my cardiovascular system.

Studies show that 89% of Fortune 500 CEOs do their best thinking while in motion. Churchill held walking meetings. Zuckerberg did walking 1-on-1s. I haven't sat in 6 months and my sprint velocity is up 340%.

Every chair you own is a commitment to mediocrity. Every cushion is a compromise with your future self.

"But what about rest?" Rest is what you do after the exit. Right now, I have deals to close and a burn rate to justify.

My living room? Empty. Just space to pace. My dining room? A war room with whiteboards on every wall—no table.

Sitting is the new smoking. Standing is the new sitting. Pacing is the new standing.

I'm not uncomfortable. I'm optimized.

Don't let Big Furniture gaslight you.

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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 2d

meanwhile the free press’s biggest stories that weren’t immediately debunked/morally and journalistically depraved are like… “scandal! at the dalton alumni association”, “why it’s okay to be annoyed with disabled people”, and “it’s not weird to want to see virgins on screen”

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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 2d

Hmm. Think I’m more of a “Carouselambra” kind of guy

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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 2d

That’s funny!

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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 2d

The Luddites were looking for a looming wage

Alex Roberts @helloalexroberts.bsky.social · 2d

Living wage? What of the laughing wage. How much is the loving wage. Tell me that

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Alex Roberts @helloalexroberts.bsky.social · 2d

Living wage? What of the laughing wage. How much is the loving wage. Tell me that

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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 2d

They used to make movies for grownups