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riding your local bus to the baseball stadium and movie theater. daylight the jones falls. build the red line. nationalize csx. move the bullets back to baltimore.
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cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com
the goal is to play baseball, not end the game, sorry
mikepetriello.bsky.social
This is part of why I like the regular season extra runner because .. in theory, extra inning games that go on very long sounds fun, but in practice, they all just start to look like *this.*
sprawlhater.bsky.social
Kevin Brown was the 'Fun Marshal' today at the Fells Point festival and per IG he was wearing a Grateful Dead skull T-shirt that said "Baltimore" in the font and said "O's" in the brain cavity. Extreme Towson attire. KB is really becoming a local
sprawlhater.bsky.social
Baseball is the best sport, subjectively and objectively. Good night
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sprawlhater.bsky.social
Seattle is a wonderful place and these fans deserve it
sprawlhater.bsky.social
This game is old enough to drive in Alaska
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jeffpasan.bsky.social
What kind of game is this? Three of the four starting pitchers this series for both teams have pitched in it.
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rbuas.bsky.social
Maybe nothing in sports as close to hard drugs as watching a bullpen rollicking in and out of jams, wet hair and strange jewelry, spitting and cursing, having entire conversations with themselves. A ship of filthy pirates drunk on the high seas.
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bubbaprog.xyz
This baseball game has officially outlasted the NWSL match next door that started 2 1/2 hours after it
sprawlhater.bsky.social
Cashews acquired let's please end this
sprawlhater.bsky.social
Jack Flaherty in peak orioles form here
sprawlhater.bsky.social
How has no one ever told AJ Pierzynski that your beard is supposed to go below your jaw
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upnextcriterion.bsky.social
Now playing (09:20 PM PST):
"Night of the Living Dead" (1968)
By George A. Romero
Runtime: 96 min.
Poster for Night of the Living Dead
sprawlhater.bsky.social
Bazardo is filthy great job mike elias
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holls.bsky.social
peace be with Adam Wainwright as he tries to get his coworker to make a different point in the meeting
sprawlhater.bsky.social
We have it over here, who knew
justinklugh.bsky.social
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
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justinklugh.bsky.social
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
sprawlhater.bsky.social
doc you might have to bump it back to 11 this is nuts lol
sprawlhater.bsky.social
AJ Pierzynski contributes nothing good to these broadcasts