27 Legume Daisy-Chain
@slutbeans.bsky.social
Sloppy Stovetoppy Mancritter. Bottoms for Zangief ONLY. I like beans normal style. He/him, neopronouns. Please somebody fuck my horrible wife.
Pinned
Why are foss goons following me. What did I do. I'm just posting horny beans content
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holy shit sam altman died last night?
December 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
holy shit sam altman died last night?
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here's a heartwarming christmas story for you to read aloud to your gathered family 🎅
wordsmith.social/yc92zjpwx0
wordsmith.social/yc92zjpwx0
Great big rotund hairy fellow make his way through my chimney dressed all in...
...
wordsmith.social
December 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
here's a heartwarming christmas story for you to read aloud to your gathered family 🎅
wordsmith.social/yc92zjpwx0
wordsmith.social/yc92zjpwx0
Santa did bring me beans, and a note scribbled on festive stationery to the effect of, "you were positively nightmarish this year. Please do better".
Message received: I am now happily on the path to a bean-fucking new year
Message received: I am now happily on the path to a bean-fucking new year
December 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Santa did bring me beans, and a note scribbled on festive stationery to the effect of, "you were positively nightmarish this year. Please do better".
Message received: I am now happily on the path to a bean-fucking new year
Message received: I am now happily on the path to a bean-fucking new year
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THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN MY BUTT www.amazon.com/Federal-Gove...
October 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN MY BUTT www.amazon.com/Federal-Gove...
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This court finds you guilty of writing for The Atlantic and hereby sentences you to be put on a block list labeled "Suck's as's hole"
October 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This court finds you guilty of writing for The Atlantic and hereby sentences you to be put on a block list labeled "Suck's as's hole"
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Barring a merciful act of God, there will be a
ꙮ NEW ISSUE OF EARTHLY DELIGHTS OGDO ꙮ
coming out on October 13th
The issue will remain available for two weeks after release. Interact with this post to be notified directly when it's out, then cross your fingers this site stays up until then.
ꙮ NEW ISSUE OF EARTHLY DELIGHTS OGDO ꙮ
coming out on October 13th
The issue will remain available for two weeks after release. Interact with this post to be notified directly when it's out, then cross your fingers this site stays up until then.
October 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Barring a merciful act of God, there will be a
ꙮ NEW ISSUE OF EARTHLY DELIGHTS OGDO ꙮ
coming out on October 13th
The issue will remain available for two weeks after release. Interact with this post to be notified directly when it's out, then cross your fingers this site stays up until then.
ꙮ NEW ISSUE OF EARTHLY DELIGHTS OGDO ꙮ
coming out on October 13th
The issue will remain available for two weeks after release. Interact with this post to be notified directly when it's out, then cross your fingers this site stays up until then.
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it's just a fact. you can't have a global hegemon who every few years is at risk of electing a lunatic government that will undo treaties, start murdering people in international waters on a whim, stop aid programs, and slap wanton tariffs on the world capriciously. we have no credibility anymore
September 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
it's just a fact. you can't have a global hegemon who every few years is at risk of electing a lunatic government that will undo treaties, start murdering people in international waters on a whim, stop aid programs, and slap wanton tariffs on the world capriciously. we have no credibility anymore
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In Germany if you compare the Gaza genocide to the Holocaust the German government gets very mad and says "how dare you encroach on our artisanal original Holocaust" then they throw you into prison. That's called progress!
September 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
In Germany if you compare the Gaza genocide to the Holocaust the German government gets very mad and says "how dare you encroach on our artisanal original Holocaust" then they throw you into prison. That's called progress!
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Happy birthday Abe! 🎂
Telling y'all again:
"While I was at the hotel to—day, an elderly gentleman called upon me to know whether I was really in favor of producing a perfect equality between the negroes and white people. [Great Laughter.]"
- Abraham Lincoln, 1858, part 1
Telling y'all again:
"While I was at the hotel to—day, an elderly gentleman called upon me to know whether I was really in favor of producing a perfect equality between the negroes and white people. [Great Laughter.]"
- Abraham Lincoln, 1858, part 1
February 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Happy birthday Abe! 🎂
Telling y'all again:
"While I was at the hotel to—day, an elderly gentleman called upon me to know whether I was really in favor of producing a perfect equality between the negroes and white people. [Great Laughter.]"
- Abraham Lincoln, 1858, part 1
Telling y'all again:
"While I was at the hotel to—day, an elderly gentleman called upon me to know whether I was really in favor of producing a perfect equality between the negroes and white people. [Great Laughter.]"
- Abraham Lincoln, 1858, part 1
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1. In 1863, Republicans were on the left, and Democrats on the right.
🙂🙃
2. Abraham Lincoln was, by his own words, a white supremacist. He didn't want slavery, but he also didn't want intermarrying or voting. He tolerated racists murdering and torturing Black folk to maintain this order.
🙂🙃
2. Abraham Lincoln was, by his own words, a white supremacist. He didn't want slavery, but he also didn't want intermarrying or voting. He tolerated racists murdering and torturing Black folk to maintain this order.
September 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
1. In 1863, Republicans were on the left, and Democrats on the right.
🙂🙃
2. Abraham Lincoln was, by his own words, a white supremacist. He didn't want slavery, but he also didn't want intermarrying or voting. He tolerated racists murdering and torturing Black folk to maintain this order.
🙂🙃
2. Abraham Lincoln was, by his own words, a white supremacist. He didn't want slavery, but he also didn't want intermarrying or voting. He tolerated racists murdering and torturing Black folk to maintain this order.
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look. the "ancient aliens" thing is obviously just racist nonsense. the aliens didn't get here until the mid '50s. they mostly built shopping malls
September 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
look. the "ancient aliens" thing is obviously just racist nonsense. the aliens didn't get here until the mid '50s. they mostly built shopping malls
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for more read this webcomic-based fanfic: archiveofourown.org/series/3265422
Kill and Only Kill - Laanah - Kill Six Billion Demons (Webcomic) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
September 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
for more read this webcomic-based fanfic: archiveofourown.org/series/3265422
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what if i told you that your belief in a force pushing humanity towards better & better that's temporarily 'shackled' by blind obedience to dogma & ritual is, itself, protestant?
(you'd probably say that that doesn't count since you have inner certainty that it's true)
(you'd probably say that that doesn't count since you have inner certainty that it's true)
September 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
what if i told you that your belief in a force pushing humanity towards better & better that's temporarily 'shackled' by blind obedience to dogma & ritual is, itself, protestant?
(you'd probably say that that doesn't count since you have inner certainty that it's true)
(you'd probably say that that doesn't count since you have inner certainty that it's true)
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'a critique of religion? or a critique of a particular strain of american evangelical protestantism masquerading as a critique of religion?'
'it's a good critique'
looks inside
it's a critique of a particular strain of american evangelical protestantism
'it's a good critique'
looks inside
it's a critique of a particular strain of american evangelical protestantism
I truly feel religion is one of the biggest self-imposed shackles of mankind. People buying into it makes nonsense (like what Thiel is saying here) an incredibly easy & useful tool for manipulation
Just say whatever is Christian or anti-Christian and you can program people. We must evolve past this
Just say whatever is Christian or anti-Christian and you can program people. We must evolve past this
September 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
'a critique of religion? or a critique of a particular strain of american evangelical protestantism masquerading as a critique of religion?'
'it's a good critique'
looks inside
it's a critique of a particular strain of american evangelical protestantism
'it's a good critique'
looks inside
it's a critique of a particular strain of american evangelical protestantism
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Let's be clear, there is no such thing as "Italy".
Let's be clear: there is no such thing as "Mac & Cheese". There is macaroni cheese and if that's too many syllables, eat something simpler.
September 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Let's be clear, there is no such thing as "Italy".
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alex jones weeks away from tattooing a swastika to his forehead
September 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
alex jones weeks away from tattooing a swastika to his forehead
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krav maga instructors refer to their students as 'ex-wives' and graduates from their course as 'plaintiffs'. eg 'one of my ex-wifes has become the plaintiff again'
September 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
krav maga instructors refer to their students as 'ex-wives' and graduates from their course as 'plaintiffs'. eg 'one of my ex-wifes has become the plaintiff again'
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I want everyone to remember that Jagganoth is canonically my boyfriend and Abbadon said so (real)
September 7, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I want everyone to remember that Jagganoth is canonically my boyfriend and Abbadon said so (real)
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you put a liberal, a fascist, a marxist, and an anarchist in a room together. you give the liberal a gun and two bullets. the liberal gives the gun and both bullets to the fascist. but doctor. im pagliacci. cocks gun always have been
September 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
you put a liberal, a fascist, a marxist, and an anarchist in a room together. you give the liberal a gun and two bullets. the liberal gives the gun and both bullets to the fascist. but doctor. im pagliacci. cocks gun always have been
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the flags may be at half mast but i know something that isn't going to be!!
September 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
the flags may be at half mast but i know something that isn't going to be!!
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the spiel about 'oh, the right will use this as an excuse for more violence!'
(a) is stupid. as if the right, which is in power, needs permission to do violence they both want and are able to
(b) means you're so cowed by the *threat* of violence you'll do what they want. that means they already won!
(a) is stupid. as if the right, which is in power, needs permission to do violence they both want and are able to
(b) means you're so cowed by the *threat* of violence you'll do what they want. that means they already won!
September 11, 2025 at 7:41 AM
the spiel about 'oh, the right will use this as an excuse for more violence!'
(a) is stupid. as if the right, which is in power, needs permission to do violence they both want and are able to
(b) means you're so cowed by the *threat* of violence you'll do what they want. that means they already won!
(a) is stupid. as if the right, which is in power, needs permission to do violence they both want and are able to
(b) means you're so cowed by the *threat* of violence you'll do what they want. that means they already won!
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they have to do 9/11 again every year or the towers grow back coarser than before
September 11, 2025 at 8:28 AM
they have to do 9/11 again every year or the towers grow back coarser than before
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He lived to see the world become shittier in all the ways he wanted, and he died from one of them. If I get killed by a kid wielding a free school lunch you won't catch me bitchin
September 11, 2025 at 10:05 AM
He lived to see the world become shittier in all the ways he wanted, and he died from one of them. If I get killed by a kid wielding a free school lunch you won't catch me bitchin
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but to put my mouth where my mouth has been, here's some of what i've been making recently
September 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
but to put my mouth where my mouth has been, here's some of what i've been making recently
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let me be a voice of reason amidst all the frenzied speculation and say that i will not make any judgements as to the shooter's accuracy until i've seen their grouping
September 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
let me be a voice of reason amidst all the frenzied speculation and say that i will not make any judgements as to the shooter's accuracy until i've seen their grouping