Gödel's Poophole
@evpd.bsky.social
leftist if it matters, nihilist if it doesn't
formerly of garbage twitter, bofa.lol, jorts.horse, currently of bluesky dot social
formerly of garbage twitter, bofa.lol, jorts.horse, currently of bluesky dot social
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Gödel's Poophole
@evpd.bsky.social
· Nov 10
Look guys, some people suck too much shit to be allowed on here so I took proactive measures
You're welcome. Feel free to steal this idea and apply it to other dipshits
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People remember stories of Anne Frank and other Jews hiding in attics, but they're often less aware that by the 1980s, German families were hiding their aging grandparents from Nazi hunters.
From Berlin to Buenos Aires. They had to use aliases. Nowhere in the world was safe. Turnabout is a bitch.
From Berlin to Buenos Aires. They had to use aliases. Nowhere in the world was safe. Turnabout is a bitch.
January 24, 2026 at 4:05 AM
People remember stories of Anne Frank and other Jews hiding in attics, but they're often less aware that by the 1980s, German families were hiding their aging grandparents from Nazi hunters.
From Berlin to Buenos Aires. They had to use aliases. Nowhere in the world was safe. Turnabout is a bitch.
From Berlin to Buenos Aires. They had to use aliases. Nowhere in the world was safe. Turnabout is a bitch.
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This is essentially what governments did in the late 1900s and early 2000s with respect to Nazis. Whether you were a lowly concentration camp guard or in Hitler's inner circle, if there was evidence you were a Nazi, it was straight to jail with your walker.
It worked.
It worked.
Maybe instead of identifying specific ICE agents who do particularly heinous things, we could just penalize everyone who was on payroll at the agency starting by a certain date.
January 24, 2026 at 3:49 AM
This is essentially what governments did in the late 1900s and early 2000s with respect to Nazis. Whether you were a lowly concentration camp guard or in Hitler's inner circle, if there was evidence you were a Nazi, it was straight to jail with your walker.
It worked.
It worked.
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They wheeled this Nazi asshole into court in a wheelchair and he was still trying to hide his face in shame 76 years after World War II ended. That's the kind of commitment I'm looking for.
Ex-Nazi guard, 101, sentenced for role in 3,500 murders
He was sentenced to five years in prison for serving at the Nazis’ Sachsenhausen concentration camp.
www.nbcnews.com
January 24, 2026 at 4:14 AM
They wheeled this Nazi asshole into court in a wheelchair and he was still trying to hide his face in shame 76 years after World War II ended. That's the kind of commitment I'm looking for.
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Those famous Adults in the Room have decided to watch ICE abduct toddlers and be disappointed, but not enough to do something non-Adult about it
January 24, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Those famous Adults in the Room have decided to watch ICE abduct toddlers and be disappointed, but not enough to do something non-Adult about it
if someone forgot him outside for half an hour this weekend that'd probably do it
January 24, 2026 at 1:21 PM
if someone forgot him outside for half an hour this weekend that'd probably do it
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Newly unsealed evidence makes it even clearer that Rubio and Noem knew they were targeting students based solely on their political speech and that they knew this policy was unconstitutional. They just didn’t care. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/u...
January 23, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Newly unsealed evidence makes it even clearer that Rubio and Noem knew they were targeting students based solely on their political speech and that they knew this policy was unconstitutional. They just didn’t care. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/u...
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Wow -- Fanone coughs "go fuck yourself" to Trey Nehls as Nehls blames Capitol Police leadership for January 6
January 22, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Wow -- Fanone coughs "go fuck yourself" to Trey Nehls as Nehls blames Capitol Police leadership for January 6
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AOC: An agency that is attacking U.S. citizens, kidnapping five-year-olds and using them as bait, and privately circulating the idea that they can violate the rights of Americans by busting down their doors—they deserve to be defunded, and I’ll take any step in that direction.
January 22, 2026 at 11:29 PM
AOC: An agency that is attacking U.S. citizens, kidnapping five-year-olds and using them as bait, and privately circulating the idea that they can violate the rights of Americans by busting down their doors—they deserve to be defunded, and I’ll take any step in that direction.
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Breaking: jury finds Chicago resident Juan Espinoza Martinez NOT GUILTY of placing a hit on Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino.
We've got a verdict in this case, in which feds accused a Chicago resident of murder-for-hire, allegedly for a $10K hit on Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino.
Attorneys coming in now, jurors haven't returned to the courtroom.
Attorneys coming in now, jurors haven't returned to the courtroom.
The jury has begun deliberations in the murder for hire trial of Juan Espinoza Martinez, who feds accuse of placing a hit on Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino.
Opening arguments in the case began yesterday morning; closing arguments concluded about a half hour ago.
Now we're on verdict watch.
Opening arguments in the case began yesterday morning; closing arguments concluded about a half hour ago.
Now we're on verdict watch.
January 22, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Breaking: jury finds Chicago resident Juan Espinoza Martinez NOT GUILTY of placing a hit on Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino.
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The justices keep returning to the hypo of a Fed governor posting pro-Nazi videos to ask whether that would meet the bar for for-cause removal. The idea that this kind of content would obviously cross the line seems a bit farcical given some of the material that DHS regularly posts on social media
January 21, 2026 at 4:29 PM
The justices keep returning to the hypo of a Fed governor posting pro-Nazi videos to ask whether that would meet the bar for for-cause removal. The idea that this kind of content would obviously cross the line seems a bit farcical given some of the material that DHS regularly posts on social media
Nobody wants more cops you stupid fuck
Public safety means stopping violent crime — not weaponizing ICE against our communities.
That’s why I'm proposing a bill that redirects nearly $75 billion from ICE to local law enforcement.
That’s why I'm proposing a bill that redirects nearly $75 billion from ICE to local law enforcement.
January 21, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Nobody wants more cops you stupid fuck
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just remember one day it'll happen and then you won't have to wake up and check if it happened anymore, instead you'll get to wake up and smile because you remember it happened
January 17, 2026 at 12:01 AM
just remember one day it'll happen and then you won't have to wake up and check if it happened anymore, instead you'll get to wake up and smile because you remember it happened
they really do be out there sorkin' it
you aren't fighting a battle my man, you're entertaining freaks. insane how many libs still have this West Wing fantasy of changing people's minds if they just post good enough. they're either morons or addicts trying to rationalize their addiction to cheap dopamine
January 20, 2026 at 2:05 AM
they really do be out there sorkin' it
just remember one day it'll happen and then you won't have to wake up and check if it happened anymore, instead you'll get to wake up and smile because you remember it happened
January 17, 2026 at 12:01 AM
just remember one day it'll happen and then you won't have to wake up and check if it happened anymore, instead you'll get to wake up and smile because you remember it happened
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the president has declared war on an american state and the leaders of the opposition wont shut the fuck up about retraining the stormtroopers
January 15, 2026 at 2:23 PM
the president has declared war on an american state and the leaders of the opposition wont shut the fuck up about retraining the stormtroopers
nobel piss prize
January 16, 2026 at 12:34 PM
nobel piss prize
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ICE keeps saying the people protesting it are being paid without any evidence, but we have receipts showing that the people *defending* ICE are absolutely being paid.
And yet we only hear lies about the former on cable news.
And yet we only hear lies about the former on cable news.
relevant to the debate over whether we should keep funding DHS without reforms and accountability for how out of control their spending is
January 15, 2026 at 4:28 PM
ICE keeps saying the people protesting it are being paid without any evidence, but we have receipts showing that the people *defending* ICE are absolutely being paid.
And yet we only hear lies about the former on cable news.
And yet we only hear lies about the former on cable news.
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this is pathetic to a degree i didn't realize was possible
January 16, 2026 at 5:01 AM
this is pathetic to a degree i didn't realize was possible
wife: did you sleep ok
me: yeah, got some quality honk shoos in there i'll bet
wife: oh, so you were snorkin' it?
😭😭😭
me: yeah, got some quality honk shoos in there i'll bet
wife: oh, so you were snorkin' it?
😭😭😭
January 14, 2026 at 1:29 PM
wife: did you sleep ok
me: yeah, got some quality honk shoos in there i'll bet
wife: oh, so you were snorkin' it?
😭😭😭
me: yeah, got some quality honk shoos in there i'll bet
wife: oh, so you were snorkin' it?
😭😭😭
Eleven seconds for a pick six is so nuts
January 10, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Eleven seconds for a pick six is so nuts
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A million americans died and tens of millions were out of work due to a virus and the anti vaxxers destroyed the CDC and we didn’t get national healthcare
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 1:29 PM
A million americans died and tens of millions were out of work due to a virus and the anti vaxxers destroyed the CDC and we didn’t get national healthcare
DHS policy is to not stand in front of a vehicle because bullets won't stop it and discovering the driver turns out into an unguided missile, agents are required to get out of the way
They wrote this policy because the fucking pigs kept standing in front of vehicles just so they could shoot people
They wrote this policy because the fucking pigs kept standing in front of vehicles just so they could shoot people
January 8, 2026 at 9:15 PM
DHS policy is to not stand in front of a vehicle because bullets won't stop it and discovering the driver turns out into an unguided missile, agents are required to get out of the way
They wrote this policy because the fucking pigs kept standing in front of vehicles just so they could shoot people
They wrote this policy because the fucking pigs kept standing in front of vehicles just so they could shoot people
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I reached out to more than three dozen X advertisers, xAI investors, politicians, and government agencies about the growing library of sexualized deepfakes generated with Grok—now including Renee Good. I only heard back from four, with three declining to comment.
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Why isn't there a bigger Grok boycott?
Advertisers, politicians, and investors are still all-in on X, despite a sexual abuse crisis.
spitfirenews.com
January 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I reached out to more than three dozen X advertisers, xAI investors, politicians, and government agencies about the growing library of sexualized deepfakes generated with Grok—now including Renee Good. I only heard back from four, with three declining to comment.
spitfirenews.com/p/grok-deepf...
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