Gödel's Poophole
@evpd.bsky.social
leftist if it matters, nihilist if it doesn't
formerly of garbage twitter, bofa.lol, jorts.horse, currently of bluesky dot social
formerly of garbage twitter, bofa.lol, jorts.horse, currently of bluesky dot social
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Gödel's Poophole
@evpd.bsky.social
· Nov 10
Look guys, some people suck too much shit to be allowed on here so I took proactive measures
You're welcome. Feel free to steal this idea and apply it to other dipshits
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You're welcome. Feel free to steal this idea and apply it to other dipshits
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TRIVET! TRIVET!
a man in a blue shirt is covering his ears with his hands while screaming .
Alt: Ross from Friends is covering his ears with his hands while screaming .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
TRIVET! TRIVET!
TRIVET! TRIVET!
a man in a blue shirt is covering his ears with his hands while screaming .
Alt: Ross from Friends is covering his ears with his hands while screaming .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
TRIVET! TRIVET!
Why is the neckline cut like the mansion party dick flyer from always sunny lol
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Why is the neckline cut like the mansion party dick flyer from always sunny lol
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the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
Nyt simping about to get so much worse lol
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Nyt simping about to get so much worse lol
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look, the thing to understand about that Noah guy (and many like him) is that his function is of a piece with that of technology like ChatGPT or an outlet like The Free Press, namely to churn out verbiage that cheapens the value of words and reflection more generally. the mediocrity is the point
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
look, the thing to understand about that Noah guy (and many like him) is that his function is of a piece with that of technology like ChatGPT or an outlet like The Free Press, namely to churn out verbiage that cheapens the value of words and reflection more generally. the mediocrity is the point
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But the issue that we have is that capitalism doesn't coordinate effort to ensure a better outcome for all, we're not all getting up at 7am to ensure everyone is healthy, well fed and able to enjoy their life, we're getting up at 7am to work the feedslop machine at the Torment Nexus
“Capitalism forces you to wake up at 7am against your body’s natural rhythms” no that’s Taylorism and if you don’t like living in a society that coordinates effort to ensure a better outcome for all then I don’t think you’ll love the alternatives
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
But the issue that we have is that capitalism doesn't coordinate effort to ensure a better outcome for all, we're not all getting up at 7am to ensure everyone is healthy, well fed and able to enjoy their life, we're getting up at 7am to work the feedslop machine at the Torment Nexus
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new breed of sleep paralysis demon has been imagined
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
new breed of sleep paralysis demon has been imagined
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TEACHER: what are the five senses
ME: nickels
ME: nickels
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
TEACHER: what are the five senses
ME: nickels
ME: nickels
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okay so here’s the actual bad part of the article
“oh it never affected my coverage” horse and also shit
and what the fuck is Lizza doing sitting on this while RFK takes a buzz saw to American health so he can sell substack subscriptions
ghouls, the lot of them
“oh it never affected my coverage” horse and also shit
and what the fuck is Lizza doing sitting on this while RFK takes a buzz saw to American health so he can sell substack subscriptions
ghouls, the lot of them
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 AM
okay so here’s the actual bad part of the article
“oh it never affected my coverage” horse and also shit
and what the fuck is Lizza doing sitting on this while RFK takes a buzz saw to American health so he can sell substack subscriptions
ghouls, the lot of them
“oh it never affected my coverage” horse and also shit
and what the fuck is Lizza doing sitting on this while RFK takes a buzz saw to American health so he can sell substack subscriptions
ghouls, the lot of them
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i keep screaming but god won't answer
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 AM
i keep screaming but god won't answer
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oh dear it's that "I just logged on and people are making vague references to something I haven't figured out yet" feeling
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
oh dear it's that "I just logged on and people are making vague references to something I haven't figured out yet" feeling
no thanks I prefer my amaryllis shaved
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
no thanks I prefer my amaryllis shaved
throwing words is great but they could be throwing other stuff too
So this is happening outside of the Heritage Foundation right now
"Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE! Fuck Project 2025! Fuck Alligator Alcatraz!"
"Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE! Fuck Project 2025! Fuck Alligator Alcatraz!"
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
throwing words is great but they could be throwing other stuff too
ok when are we sending this make a wish ass president out on an ice floe, im tired boss
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
ok when are we sending this make a wish ass president out on an ice floe, im tired boss
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Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
Pretty smart to claim he's the world's greatest lover since nobody will want to admit they fucked him to disprove it lol
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Pretty smart to claim he's the world's greatest lover since nobody will want to admit they fucked him to disprove it lol
to quote another famous pedophile, it could be said that...
it's the remix to "sedition"
it's the remix to "sedition"
Trump posts again about Democrats, saying their behavior is “punishable by DEATH!”
November 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
to quote another famous pedophile, it could be said that...
it's the remix to "sedition"
it's the remix to "sedition"
slow clap... jfc lol
well well well who's manufacturing consent now
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
slow clap... jfc lol
We gotta start throwing bricks
November 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
We gotta start throwing bricks
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ever since i was a little boy i always knew i wanted to be 38 years old writing short sentences on a website
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
ever since i was a little boy i always knew i wanted to be 38 years old writing short sentences on a website
Uhhhhh
The left has a problem with political violence. Anyway, here’s the President of the United States saying his political opponents should be executed.
Trump calls for Democratic members of Congress to be hanged
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Uhhhhh
someone tell him to turn on his monitor
Trump posts again about Democrats, saying their behavior is “punishable by DEATH!”
November 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
someone tell him to turn on his monitor
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This is literally the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This is literally the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen