Shannon 🌛🫐
@smackerel.bsky.social
I like talking walks through graveyards - she/her
That one Fitzjames “biographer” who can’t stay humble or show grace for her life you can bet I’m not buying her book when it comes out
February 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
That one Fitzjames “biographer” who can’t stay humble or show grace for her life you can bet I’m not buying her book when it comes out
It’s not just about being patriotic IT’S ABOUT UNDERSTANDING THAT TRUMP WANTS US TO CONCEDE TO THE US BY CRIPPLING OUR ECONOMY. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BUY CANADIAN, INTERNATIONAL, DO ***NOT*** BUY AMERICAN
How big will Canada’s boycott of the USA get? Share your stories.
February 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
It’s not just about being patriotic IT’S ABOUT UNDERSTANDING THAT TRUMP WANTS US TO CONCEDE TO THE US BY CRIPPLING OUR ECONOMY. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BUY CANADIAN, INTERNATIONAL, DO ***NOT*** BUY AMERICAN
Why do I only ever see shit that says “stay weird” being worn by the most normal people ever who would probably chew me out as an autist
February 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Why do I only ever see shit that says “stay weird” being worn by the most normal people ever who would probably chew me out as an autist
Ain’t no reason kids need to be screaming in the mall like that
February 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Ain’t no reason kids need to be screaming in the mall like that
At my old job one time I was in the locker room and I said I don’t like Taylor Swift and I remember at least 2 of my coworkers glared at me like I’d just called their mother a slur
February 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
At my old job one time I was in the locker room and I said I don’t like Taylor Swift and I remember at least 2 of my coworkers glared at me like I’d just called their mother a slur
Canada has never been anything but good to America and this is how we get repaid? Personally I’ve never viewed us as close friends. It’s refreshing to see how many Canadians agree that America needs to be knocked down a few pegs and then some.
February 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Canada has never been anything but good to America and this is how we get repaid? Personally I’ve never viewed us as close friends. It’s refreshing to see how many Canadians agree that America needs to be knocked down a few pegs and then some.
Fuck Trump for making me agree with something that Doug Ford did
February 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Fuck Trump for making me agree with something that Doug Ford did
Remember that Michael de Adder was FIRED from Saltwire for his USA political cartoons!! Do not silence this man!!!
February 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Remember that Michael de Adder was FIRED from Saltwire for his USA political cartoons!! Do not silence this man!!!
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Twitter/X is a dangerous propaganda site. It's beyond me why anyone is still there. I had deleted all my tweets and locked my account... but deleted it yesterday. Please leave Twitter, everyone.
February 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Twitter/X is a dangerous propaganda site. It's beyond me why anyone is still there. I had deleted all my tweets and locked my account... but deleted it yesterday. Please leave Twitter, everyone.
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I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.
February 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.
USA: isn’t it great that we’re BEST FRIENDS
Canada: Yeah, I mean I’m definitely YOUR best friend…..
Canada: Yeah, I mean I’m definitely YOUR best friend…..
February 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
USA: isn’t it great that we’re BEST FRIENDS
Canada: Yeah, I mean I’m definitely YOUR best friend…..
Canada: Yeah, I mean I’m definitely YOUR best friend…..
I saw this image and got so scared I had to turn my phone off
January 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I saw this image and got so scared I had to turn my phone off
Pokémon TCG Cubone crying because the clouds look like his mom is my 13th reason
January 31, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Pokémon TCG Cubone crying because the clouds look like his mom is my 13th reason
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Current pop country music captures the movement of the right. Hardly any singing about poverty, relationships, or making one’s way in a tough world, but countless songs that go like “I don’t give a fuck if you hate my fifty thousand dollar truck.” No one even knew about your truck bro, relax
January 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Current pop country music captures the movement of the right. Hardly any singing about poverty, relationships, or making one’s way in a tough world, but countless songs that go like “I don’t give a fuck if you hate my fifty thousand dollar truck.” No one even knew about your truck bro, relax
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It might not be my cup of tea, but the music of Imagine Dragons makes a lot of people happy, and that's a huge problem.
January 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It might not be my cup of tea, but the music of Imagine Dragons makes a lot of people happy, and that's a huge problem.
Need
January 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Need
Going to post your new job on LinkedIn when you get socked in the gut by an update that someone started your dream position lmao!!!
January 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Going to post your new job on LinkedIn when you get socked in the gut by an update that someone started your dream position lmao!!!
January 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
You gotta go downstairs to annoy John man
I bet one of the first things people do now after they die is go annoy John and George, heaven must suck for them
January 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
You gotta go downstairs to annoy John man
My phone recommending me this picture of me running from under a bronze relief
January 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
My phone recommending me this picture of me running from under a bronze relief
Jaspyr’s birth mom was named Oddball. My friend, who knew Oddball more than me, recently pointed out that he is his mother’s son. I said “What do you mean???I’ve never put my head in a lamp” and she said “no his cat mom.” Really I have to agree. He’s pretty weird.
January 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Jaspyr’s birth mom was named Oddball. My friend, who knew Oddball more than me, recently pointed out that he is his mother’s son. I said “What do you mean???I’ve never put my head in a lamp” and she said “no his cat mom.” Really I have to agree. He’s pretty weird.
Wow, I’m sure glad I got rid of that embarrassing pimple on my face that didn’t take up a lot of space and instead left it with an angry red open wound!
January 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Wow, I’m sure glad I got rid of that embarrassing pimple on my face that didn’t take up a lot of space and instead left it with an angry red open wound!
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I’m going to need some of those people to break their resolutions at the gym soon. I want my perimeter around me empty
January 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I’m going to need some of those people to break their resolutions at the gym soon. I want my perimeter around me empty
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