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Happy holidays from Melbourne!
December 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Happy holidays from Melbourne!
December 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Vance should shave his head
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Vance should shave his head
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Merry Christmas to everyone whose joy isn't heightened by the misery of others.
December 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Merry Christmas to everyone whose joy isn't heightened by the misery of others.
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![[Two people sit on chairs in a home, a music playing device of some sort visible behind them.]
JORELLE: Jorban, can you turn on some soft Christmas music?
JORBAN: Sure, I can find a streaming channel
[The soft sounds of 'O Holy Night' fill the air.]
JORELLE: Ahhh...that's nice and relaxing.
[The music gives way to a commercial at top volume, bowling them both out of their seats]
RING IN THE NEW YEAR DOWN AND DIRTY WITH TOPLESS VODKA'S FULL-BREASTED FRIDAYS! COMING TO A SPORTS BAR NEAR YOU! SIX POINT NINE PIECES OF CHICKEN AND A WET T-SHIRT CONTEST FOR TEN COLD HARD SMACKEROONIES. CLICK THIS AD OR VISIT TOPLESS VODKA DOT BOOB FOR TOUR DATES! please drink responsibly
[The two peek out from behind the furniture as the channel resumes the music with 'Away in a Manger']
JORBAN: Just have the free plan.
JORELLE: I gathered](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kihgsldesfdvdp7fi65m3m45/bafkreibuvqfpzjd5rr5xnk3sf4gtqphz4fwju3dqkxikpz2zjtschust54@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
December 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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I hadn't seen a photo of Gavin Newsom in a while and forgot how much be looks like when the Joker disguises himself as a regular guy so he can go through airport security
December 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I hadn't seen a photo of Gavin Newsom in a while and forgot how much be looks like when the Joker disguises himself as a regular guy so he can go through airport security
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Happy Thanksgiving dear Luna
Now THIS is funny
Now THIS is funny
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Happy Thanksgiving dear Luna
Now THIS is funny
Now THIS is funny
Impressively produced mini-horror-movie promo for Weird Al's 2026 tour
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_SR...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_SR...
"Weird Al" Yankovic - 2026 tour announce
YouTube video by alyankovic
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November 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Impressively produced mini-horror-movie promo for Weird Al's 2026 tour
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_SR...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_SR...
November 15, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Accurate sarcasm level: 100%
Great News: We Got Them to Agree to Their Own Deal
“Eight senators in the Democratic caucus broke with the party late Sunday to vote with Republicans and advance legislation to end the government sh...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Accurate sarcasm level: 100%
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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Trump's most relatable reason for wanting to be a dictator is that he's sick of having to listen to JD Vance.
Trump: "I want my cabinet to behave like [Xi Jinping's staff]. I'm demanding that....I've never seen men so scared in their lives...JD doesn't behave like that. JD butts into conversations."
November 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Trump's most relatable reason for wanting to be a dictator is that he's sick of having to listen to JD Vance.
November 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Applying for a job at I.C.E.? Here are some tips to help nail your interview!
November 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Applying for a job at I.C.E.? Here are some tips to help nail your interview!
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How to answer a loaded question.
(This is Joe Neguse, Congressman for Colorado's 2nd District.)
(This is Joe Neguse, Congressman for Colorado's 2nd District.)
November 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
How to answer a loaded question.
(This is Joe Neguse, Congressman for Colorado's 2nd District.)
(This is Joe Neguse, Congressman for Colorado's 2nd District.)
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JB Pritzker goes nuclear on Trump -
“Donald Trump and his cronies can f*** all the way off."
“Donald Trump and his cronies can f*** all the way off."
November 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
JB Pritzker goes nuclear on Trump -
“Donald Trump and his cronies can f*** all the way off."
“Donald Trump and his cronies can f*** all the way off."
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I remember growing up in a conservative household I was told about how in communist dictatorships, the people starve while the leaders build opulent palaces and ballrooms. Anyway, not sure why I brought that up.
October 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I remember growing up in a conservative household I was told about how in communist dictatorships, the people starve while the leaders build opulent palaces and ballrooms. Anyway, not sure why I brought that up.
October 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM