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Daz Clyde
@smolponydaz.bsky.social
Renegade state transportation planner posing as a smol hoss. Here to seize your cars & replace them with bicycles and trains driven by sexy anthros. Expect politics, p0rn, and pragmatism.
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(1/6) Hey everybody: For those who don't know me well, I'm a civil servant who works for the state of California. The civil service is the bulk of the gov't and we're hired, not elected. We generally bust our asses trying to do our jobs in spite of politicians; not with them.
I haaaaaaaaaaaaaate how gross gas-powered yard equipment is now. It's not like I ever LIKED it but shit. The city has guys blowing leaves on my street with those backpack 4-stroke units and they don't stop when you walk past so not only are my ears ringing now but my skin LITERALLY smells of exhaust
December 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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After discussing with some people. Here is a picture of the suit to try to get more traction and hopefully find the owner faster.

If this is your suit DM on here or telegram at neeneefox and I can help direct you to the location of the facility
December 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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🦋 Welcome to Buesky! 🦋
It's long past time to leave the Nazi bar, and you'll have a much better time here. I updated this guide due to the influx of users fleeing Grok's new AI bullshit. Share widely for all the newcomers!
December 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Guys, is it rude and inconsiderate to be annoyed that, in the span of two years, your aunt has never replaced all the burned-out lightbulbs in the room you stay in when you visit? I can't fucking see in here at night (there's literally a single incandescent candelabra base in the fan that works)
December 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Remember: There's always strength in a union. Solidarity.
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Brownouts are extra weird if you're staying with ppl who have an incoherent mixture of LED, CFL, and incandescent light bulbs in their house
December 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Don't mind me, just manually importing, tag-editing, and uploading @nogodsnomayors.com podcast eps to my iPod old school.
December 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 1:19 PM
@donoteat.bsky.social
What fresh AI-generated hell is this
December 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Just a quick ping for folks who are leaning down the aisle of "housing is expensive bc private equity bought all the houses"

This is a complex issue but the summary is: housing is not expensive bc PE bought it all up. It's expensive because we haven't built enough of it for DECADES.
December 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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I wrote much less this year than I've written in the past five, so there's not a whole lot to revisit. This piece, though, I still think is probably the best article I've ever written, even if it was a dumb professional move to write it [free to read] www.patreon.com/posts/empero...
The Emperor’s Luxury SUV Isn’t Good, But He’d Still Kill Us All To Keep It | Victoria Scott
Get more from Victoria Scott on Patreon
www.patreon.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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By the way, if any of you all are using anything "created" by Made By Olof, including that Bluesky Unwrapped thing, just a word of caution. He uses and loves genAI. Literally says it on his profile. Also, shoutout to @camcantanything.bsky.social for pointing it out.
December 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Decided to take a casual end-of-year portrait with no prep and minimal posing. I think this accurately sums up how I've handled the last 12 months.
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Just remember.
Not everyone enjoys this time of year.
Telling people: “Smile - it’s Christmas’ when some people don’t have a lot to smile about during the holidays.
Be compassionate and understanding.
Me personally - I’ll be glad to just have time off work. 💜
#furry #seasonaldepression #SAD
December 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Man I'd love for him to sidle up to me at a bar and say something along the lines of "Hey, I saw you from over there and I really dig your vibe..."
Do not mistake my recent bottom pieces as me only being on the receiving end. I'll happily please you begging pups in any way you can imagine.

Art by the wonderful @dalluwn.bsky.social
December 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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And there it is...
December 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Hey everybody in #california. So I emailed my reps about the various internet bills re #KOSA, et al and got this back from Padilla. Sounds like his voicemail inbox needs filling.
December 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Teenager me: everyone in charge is so stupid

Young adult me: politics corporations and science are incredibly complex topics that require thorough research and discussion and we shouldnt jump to conclusions

Me now: everyone in charge is so stupid
December 18, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I don't know what's more apalling: the questions themselves or the fact that a lot of people aren't able to identify that they're loaded, leading, and intended to artificially slant responses towards a desired outcome.
So my *Democrat* governor sent out a survey asking about my opinions on "issues relevant to <county> residents, and...

What the fuck are these leading questions!?
December 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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"Rowling will undoubtedly receive substantial royalties from the Fortnite skins… That money will likely be funneled into her hate campaign against trans people.

"… over a third of… funding for the [U.K.] case came directly from Rowling…"

www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/12/fort...
Fortnite dragged for collaborating with JK Rowling after canceling Pride celebration - LGBTQ Nation
An upcoming Harry Potter x Fortnite collab got leaked.
www.lgbtqnation.com
December 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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if one of these sellouts is your senator, call 'em, write 'em, email 'em, tell them to leave Section 230 alone.
These are the Democrats that are cosponsoring legislation to repeal Section 230:

Dick Durbin, 81, retiring in 2026
Sheldon Whitehouse, 70, not up until 2030
Amy Klobuchar, 65, not up until 2030
Richard Blumenthal, 79, not up until 2028
Peter Welch, 78, not up until 2028
December 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
@rickgriffin.bsky.social , can the Housepets Omnibuses be ordered through local booksellers?
December 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM