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josh | lowly uncredited asst. vfx editor of your least favourite movies
pouring my heart and soul into not having enough time for personal projects
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📍Aotearoa NZ
pouring my heart and soul into not having enough time for personal projects
youtube.com/@SmoothSubscribe
📍Aotearoa NZ
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guy who walked for 11 days straight without stopping then had to spend the rest of the year bedridden:
"yeah I probably average about a 45 minutes of walking a day"
"yeah I probably average about a 45 minutes of walking a day"
December 2, 2025 at 10:58 AM
guy who walked for 11 days straight without stopping then had to spend the rest of the year bedridden:
"yeah I probably average about a 45 minutes of walking a day"
"yeah I probably average about a 45 minutes of walking a day"
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very sternly asked to leave before my hoarder uncle's intervention even starts after walking into his house and shouting Whoooa I bet all this stuff is gonna be worth a fortune someday
December 31, 2024 at 10:44 PM
very sternly asked to leave before my hoarder uncle's intervention even starts after walking into his house and shouting Whoooa I bet all this stuff is gonna be worth a fortune someday
the amazing thing about knowing how computers work is that when your computer breaks you get be really stressed out while spending a bunch of time and money to diagnose and fix it
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
the amazing thing about knowing how computers work is that when your computer breaks you get be really stressed out while spending a bunch of time and money to diagnose and fix it
there's no such thing as a "fully furnished apartment"
what if you don't have the shit I want?
what, no mortal and pestle?
no cauldron? no plinth? not even a dais?
no, yeah, you're right that's more of an architectural feature...
but still I'm not signing anything til its on the chattels list bro
what if you don't have the shit I want?
what, no mortal and pestle?
no cauldron? no plinth? not even a dais?
no, yeah, you're right that's more of an architectural feature...
but still I'm not signing anything til its on the chattels list bro
November 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
there's no such thing as a "fully furnished apartment"
what if you don't have the shit I want?
what, no mortal and pestle?
no cauldron? no plinth? not even a dais?
no, yeah, you're right that's more of an architectural feature...
but still I'm not signing anything til its on the chattels list bro
what if you don't have the shit I want?
what, no mortal and pestle?
no cauldron? no plinth? not even a dais?
no, yeah, you're right that's more of an architectural feature...
but still I'm not signing anything til its on the chattels list bro
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November 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash?
cop 2: he sent a post that reads “padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes”
cop: not bad but it ain’t going viral
cop 2: posting isn’t just about going viral
cop: (sighs) not this shit again
cop 2: he sent a post that reads “padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes”
cop: not bad but it ain’t going viral
cop 2: posting isn’t just about going viral
cop: (sighs) not this shit again
October 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash?
cop 2: he sent a post that reads “padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes”
cop: not bad but it ain’t going viral
cop 2: posting isn’t just about going viral
cop: (sighs) not this shit again
cop 2: he sent a post that reads “padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes”
cop: not bad but it ain’t going viral
cop 2: posting isn’t just about going viral
cop: (sighs) not this shit again
October Scrobbles!
I got older in October so naturally it was mostly an oldies month
also the tron ares ost is the only redeemable part of that movie, and even then it pales in comparison to the challengers ost 😮💨
I got older in October so naturally it was mostly an oldies month
also the tron ares ost is the only redeemable part of that movie, and even then it pales in comparison to the challengers ost 😮💨
November 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
October Scrobbles!
I got older in October so naturally it was mostly an oldies month
also the tron ares ost is the only redeemable part of that movie, and even then it pales in comparison to the challengers ost 😮💨
I got older in October so naturally it was mostly an oldies month
also the tron ares ost is the only redeemable part of that movie, and even then it pales in comparison to the challengers ost 😮💨
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Thanks NPR Music
clipping.: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Thanks NPR Music
I had a dream about me last night
October 2, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I had a dream about me last night
September Scrobbles!
Lastfm metadata matching sucks apparently because my top played was definitely the first cowboy bebop ost
Lastfm metadata matching sucks apparently because my top played was definitely the first cowboy bebop ost
September 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
September Scrobbles!
Lastfm metadata matching sucks apparently because my top played was definitely the first cowboy bebop ost
Lastfm metadata matching sucks apparently because my top played was definitely the first cowboy bebop ost
just now discovering that my machinations laid undetected for aeons 🤦
September 21, 2025 at 8:27 AM
just now discovering that my machinations laid undetected for aeons 🤦
quick n dirty SFM animation I made for a rainbow 6 siege video a while back + the context in said video.
in the gameplay clip the enemy flashbang us and take the hostage out from under our noses, so I was going for "leaning forward in my gaming chair and going gamer mode (gamer style)".
in the gameplay clip the enemy flashbang us and take the hostage out from under our noses, so I was going for "leaning forward in my gaming chair and going gamer mode (gamer style)".
September 14, 2025 at 10:50 AM
quick n dirty SFM animation I made for a rainbow 6 siege video a while back + the context in said video.
in the gameplay clip the enemy flashbang us and take the hostage out from under our noses, so I was going for "leaning forward in my gaming chair and going gamer mode (gamer style)".
in the gameplay clip the enemy flashbang us and take the hostage out from under our noses, so I was going for "leaning forward in my gaming chair and going gamer mode (gamer style)".
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music is kinda like art in podcast from
September 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
music is kinda like art in podcast from
August Scrobbles
Ninajirachi definitely a highlight this month
not pictured: Let God Sort Em Out on repeat on my mp3 player at the gym
Ninajirachi definitely a highlight this month
not pictured: Let God Sort Em Out on repeat on my mp3 player at the gym
September 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
August Scrobbles
Ninajirachi definitely a highlight this month
not pictured: Let God Sort Em Out on repeat on my mp3 player at the gym
Ninajirachi definitely a highlight this month
not pictured: Let God Sort Em Out on repeat on my mp3 player at the gym
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yesterday was the day, if you waited until today, you are fucked
August 23, 2025 at 8:41 AM
yesterday was the day, if you waited until today, you are fucked
here's my elevator pitch:
Bluesky
"The app that signs you out"
Bluesky
"The app that signs you out"
August 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
here's my elevator pitch:
Bluesky
"The app that signs you out"
Bluesky
"The app that signs you out"
comedian who's set is so long he has to do set ups and punch lines on separate nights
August 4, 2025 at 10:15 AM
comedian who's set is so long he has to do set ups and punch lines on separate nights
July scrobbles!
Trying to fill a few glaring omissions in my library. Can't believe I hadn't listened to Deltron 3030
Trying to fill a few glaring omissions in my library. Can't believe I hadn't listened to Deltron 3030
July 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
July scrobbles!
Trying to fill a few glaring omissions in my library. Can't believe I hadn't listened to Deltron 3030
Trying to fill a few glaring omissions in my library. Can't believe I hadn't listened to Deltron 3030
sailing the slime seas
setting sail for greener waters
walk the plank (slime water below)
setting sail for greener waters
walk the plank (slime water below)
July 25, 2025 at 7:53 AM
sailing the slime seas
setting sail for greener waters
walk the plank (slime water below)
setting sail for greener waters
walk the plank (slime water below)
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Living Uptrodden: How feudalism is getting a fresh look thanks to serfluencers
July 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Living Uptrodden: How feudalism is getting a fresh look thanks to serfluencers
Dental hygienist getting a blowjob:
"So, how's your day been so far?"
"So, how's your day been so far?"
July 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Dental hygienist getting a blowjob:
"So, how's your day been so far?"
"So, how's your day been so far?"
my lord, your hubris... it is magnificent!
July 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
my lord, your hubris... it is magnificent!
June scrobbles and they're 90% "I need to stay concentrated at work"-core
next up is "forcing myself to listen to new music" july
next up is "forcing myself to listen to new music" july
July 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
June scrobbles and they're 90% "I need to stay concentrated at work"-core
next up is "forcing myself to listen to new music" july
next up is "forcing myself to listen to new music" july
so bad at this game that I hit the interger limit and wrapped around to being the best that ever was
June 30, 2025 at 12:01 PM
so bad at this game that I hit the interger limit and wrapped around to being the best that ever was