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@smurfeemcgee.bsky.social
non-binary idiot
vmo: @smurfeemcgee
vmo: @smurfeemcgee
busting your hump and humping your bust
December 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
busting your hump and humping your bust
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I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.
shaping plastic explosives like a tentacle and shoving it all the way up my ass to finally end this charade
December 19, 2025 at 7:20 AM
shaping plastic explosives like a tentacle and shoving it all the way up my ass to finally end this charade
telling my friends that Planes, Trains, and Automobiles is yaoi so they'll watch it with me
December 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
telling my friends that Planes, Trains, and Automobiles is yaoi so they'll watch it with me
Please help my friend who is dealing with some awful pain
please help if you can, im in so much pain and need help affording means of alleviating
hey yall my hand got fucked up breaking up a dog fight, i need help getting the anti biotics and medical supplies needed to treat this, if you can help please venmo @Amaris-Ink
December 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Please help my friend who is dealing with some awful pain
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hey yall my hand got fucked up breaking up a dog fight, i need help getting the anti biotics and medical supplies needed to treat this, if you can help please venmo @Amaris-Ink
December 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
hey yall my hand got fucked up breaking up a dog fight, i need help getting the anti biotics and medical supplies needed to treat this, if you can help please venmo @Amaris-Ink
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LET IT SNOW. Our favorite stream of the year, MEGA64 CHRISTMAS CAST, will rain from the sky on Sunday, December 14 starting at 5PM PT. The ultimate eating competition to end your year on… you cannot miss it.
December 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
LET IT SNOW. Our favorite stream of the year, MEGA64 CHRISTMAS CAST, will rain from the sky on Sunday, December 14 starting at 5PM PT. The ultimate eating competition to end your year on… you cannot miss it.
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It took a while, but Nuclear Throne Update 100 is out now! (and 50% off on Steam) store.steampowered.com/app/242680/N...
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It took a while, but Nuclear Throne Update 100 is out now! (and 50% off on Steam) store.steampowered.com/app/242680/N...
Yanking my shit like I’m tryna start an uncooperative lawnmower
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Yanking my shit like I’m tryna start an uncooperative lawnmower
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GIVEAWAY!
I have officially launched my token shop on Etsy! To celebrate, I'm giving away a "greatest hits" pack of Belle Époque proxies!
To enter:
1️⃣ Follow me
2️⃣ Like + Repost this post
I'll pick a winner on Dec 15, and ship worldwide!
Which is your favorite of this batch?!
I have officially launched my token shop on Etsy! To celebrate, I'm giving away a "greatest hits" pack of Belle Époque proxies!
To enter:
1️⃣ Follow me
2️⃣ Like + Repost this post
I'll pick a winner on Dec 15, and ship worldwide!
Which is your favorite of this batch?!
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
GIVEAWAY!
I have officially launched my token shop on Etsy! To celebrate, I'm giving away a "greatest hits" pack of Belle Époque proxies!
To enter:
1️⃣ Follow me
2️⃣ Like + Repost this post
I'll pick a winner on Dec 15, and ship worldwide!
Which is your favorite of this batch?!
I have officially launched my token shop on Etsy! To celebrate, I'm giving away a "greatest hits" pack of Belle Époque proxies!
To enter:
1️⃣ Follow me
2️⃣ Like + Repost this post
I'll pick a winner on Dec 15, and ship worldwide!
Which is your favorite of this batch?!
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Discourse this discourse that how bout you finish discourse of antibiotics
December 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Discourse this discourse that how bout you finish discourse of antibiotics
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A big reason that video games aren't considered an artistically valuable medium by people outside of the space is that they still haven't produced enough true societally load-bearing touchstone pieces of media like You Don't Mess With The Zohan and Joe Dirt 2.
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
A big reason that video games aren't considered an artistically valuable medium by people outside of the space is that they still haven't produced enough true societally load-bearing touchstone pieces of media like You Don't Mess With The Zohan and Joe Dirt 2.
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With Prime 4 out tomorrow I figured it's time to bring this back
December 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
With Prime 4 out tomorrow I figured it's time to bring this back
Ejaculation is in retrograde
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Ejaculation is in retrograde
Insert a movie into another movie
Blade Runner 14,082,049
Blade Runner 14,082,049
December 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Insert a movie into another movie
Blade Runner 14,082,049
Blade Runner 14,082,049
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AHHHH, incredibly honoured to announce our next physical game - I Am Your Beast from @strangescaffold.bsky.social! 🔥🔥🔥
One of last year's BEST indie games, an iconic dev, a sick-as-hell game, and our beautiful EDITIONS treatment + retail version.
Go, go, go! 👇
www.lostincult.co.uk/editions
One of last year's BEST indie games, an iconic dev, a sick-as-hell game, and our beautiful EDITIONS treatment + retail version.
Go, go, go! 👇
www.lostincult.co.uk/editions
December 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
AHHHH, incredibly honoured to announce our next physical game - I Am Your Beast from @strangescaffold.bsky.social! 🔥🔥🔥
One of last year's BEST indie games, an iconic dev, a sick-as-hell game, and our beautiful EDITIONS treatment + retail version.
Go, go, go! 👇
www.lostincult.co.uk/editions
One of last year's BEST indie games, an iconic dev, a sick-as-hell game, and our beautiful EDITIONS treatment + retail version.
Go, go, go! 👇
www.lostincult.co.uk/editions
Blue Prince Day 1, Day 30, and Day 186
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Blue Prince Day 1, Day 30, and Day 186
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The X-Files is genuinely a timelessly good show, because when not focusing on overarching conspiracy plot, they would really just focus on a single concept and quite crucially, it would cast an incredible actor to center the episode around who would be utterly god damn captivating to watch.
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The X-Files is genuinely a timelessly good show, because when not focusing on overarching conspiracy plot, they would really just focus on a single concept and quite crucially, it would cast an incredible actor to center the episode around who would be utterly god damn captivating to watch.
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
Not me going back in time to suck off Chuck Yeager at Mach 2
November 29, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Not me going back in time to suck off Chuck Yeager at Mach 2
Yesterday was Thanksgiving #smurfeesKitchenTips
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Yesterday was Thanksgiving #smurfeesKitchenTips
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Illustration by Audrey Councell from the January 2006 issue of UFO Monthly.
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Illustration by Audrey Councell from the January 2006 issue of UFO Monthly.