second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

ME: How can you stand here, after so many years together, and say it meant NOTHING?? How can you make vows, that last for LIFE by the way, till death do us PART, and now you just… CHANGED your mind?? Can you take off your motorcycle goggles and TALK TO ME??
MY WIFE (CRAZY FROG): Ringding bim bim bim

sling us some schlong your the penis man, sling us some schlong tonight, well, we're all in the mood for you sexually, and you've got our holes feeling right

Well I heard there was a secret chord,
That Tommy played to call the Dragonzord,
But you don’t really care for music, do ya?

let ride

he struttin

They Are Nutting When This Happens

ME (very drunk at a party, getting teared up, it’s not clear if i’m talking to anyone in particular) “ash’s pikachu is just…. a really good guy. pikachu’s a *good* guy, man”