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I was told there'd be snacks
#twinja
I wanna go home
December 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
We do!
It's a national standard administered by ASME Y14.2

And I've been fighting for 13 years to demand my employer enforce the standard instead of letting designers and engineers use the nearly unreadable default engraving font.
ok this is an insane story but let’s do a poll: if you could declare your workplace’s official font, what would it be? (Might be different than *favorite* font!)
Mr. Rubio said switching back to Times New Roman would “restore decorum and professionalism to the department’s written work.” Calibri is “informal” when compared to serif typefaces like Times New Roman and “clashes” with the department’s official letterhead. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
December 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Lily, tangled up in my legs, resting her head on my groin, eyes opened, snoring wildly.
December 9, 2025 at 5:54 AM
-Hey DM, before we get to battle, can we roll play a little Adventuring party pow wow to discuss battle strategies and tactics?
-Well, once initiative is rolled...
-No No, I mean like in the bar or on the trail beforehand. Like big picture battle rolls and such to help develop the team?
-Sure...
December 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
And that's 3 snapped screws and 1 stripped screw.
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Lily lookin cute❤️
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
That fucker screwed me!
I already know I'm going to be a Rules Lawyer PC & DM and that fucking back seat driver NDM took an attack away from me.

I knew he was wrong, it just took me a week and a half to find the paragraph.
December 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
my kingdom for a healthy bowel movement.
December 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Remember when Pelosi stepped aside and a young manority Representative was chosen to fill the role as leader of the Democratic house caucus? Finally getting some fresh blood to fight for the American people? We were so nieve, so foolish.
For some reason Democratic leaders seem to prefer telling voters what they won’t be able to do, rather than what they’d like to do.

If Hegseth ordered a war crime and lied about it, shouldn’t Ds try for impeachment? Put Rs on the spot. They might get a few defections.

www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
Jeffries says not to expect Democrats to pursue Hegseth impeachment over boat strikes
"Republicans will never allow articles of impeachment to be brought to the floor," he said.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
We need a @dimension20.bsky.social shirt with a d20 crooked up against the side of a dice tray with the phrase "Gotta honor the cock"
December 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The best part about having a DR.s appt in the morning before work? I can claim that appointment took as long as I want it to take and claim that time as paid sick leave.

Why yes, my optometrist appointment took 3 hours.
December 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I was all ready and set to take Beastmaster on my next level up. But I think I might have to take Hunter instead. Having an extra melee meat shield in our group would be nice, but I think I need to take the extra atracks and buffs to Hunters Prey and really lean into the longbow sniper roll.
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Everything made after Qbert
December 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I think I'm gonna Multiclass Monk and just get rid of my melee weapons. I can't use them like I want to.
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 AM
It's not a good picture. He's so small the camera wouldn't stay in focus.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Check out my Lil guy
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Whenever I'm near the end of a woodworking project I count the final steps not only in days to finish, but also "Steps i could royally screw up and destroy everything". Currently I'm down to 3 "well, shit." tasks.
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Sometimes I think I'm doing alright in the world and sometimes I remember that I have wooden, AND cardboard boxes keeping the seat back of my driver seat up.
November 23, 2025 at 8:32 AM
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sittin' next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin
He says, "Son, can you play me a memory?
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes"
Sigh okay.

Somebody hold me too close
Somebody hurt me too deep
Somebody sit in my chair and ruin my sleep
And make me aware of being alive
Being aaaaliiive.
The screen door slams, Mary's dress sways
Like a vision she dances across the porch as the radio plays
Roy Orbison's singing for the lonely
Hey, that's me and I want you only
Don't turn me home again
I just can't face myself alone again
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Yet another D&D post, for those who haven't yet muted me.
Best damage roll in my very new gaming experience.
Nat 20 on attack
Homebrew rules means that's max damage is added to the roll.
Longbow with Hunters Mark is 1d8+3+1d6. I rolled 7 and 2

That's 26 damage on 1 attack from a level 2 Ranger!
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Love to start off as big staycation week with massive heartburn.
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Yet another D&D post:
Next level I get an animal companion. The campaign is set in the far north polar caps. So obviously. I have already chosen a pygmy polar bear (regular size bear is too big). I was going to call him Isbjørn (Scandinavian for Ice Bear).
Whenever this is mentioned, it is obligatory to post xkcd 2381, in which @gretchenmcc.bsky.social shares forbidden linguistic knowledge with the masses.
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"There are so many spells in this game. I need to get me them spellcasting cards. What's that you say? Each class has their own deck of cards? And they're not sold as a set? Well I guess I'm going to have to buy each deck individually.
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 AM