SnootyBard
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Come for the feral
Stay against your better judgement
Eat the government
Stay against your better judgement
Eat the government
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My brain right now: “This is not normal 🎶Steve le🎶 The crisis is here 🎶le poisson Steve le🎶 the constitution itself is under threat 🎶poisoooon steeEeEEeve🎶 we will resist together or apart but we will resist.
April 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
My brain right now: “This is not normal 🎶Steve le🎶 The crisis is here 🎶le poisson Steve le🎶 the constitution itself is under threat 🎶poisoooon steeEeEEeve🎶 we will resist together or apart but we will resist.
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Has anyone noticed that the Republican discourse about North Carolina’s storm recovery vanished after the election? Nothing. Not a peep from them.
Probably because they don’t want you to know THEY LITERALLY DENIED FUNDING FOR NORTH CAROLINA THIS WEEK!
Crazy how that works!
Probably because they don’t want you to know THEY LITERALLY DENIED FUNDING FOR NORTH CAROLINA THIS WEEK!
Crazy how that works!
April 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Has anyone noticed that the Republican discourse about North Carolina’s storm recovery vanished after the election? Nothing. Not a peep from them.
Probably because they don’t want you to know THEY LITERALLY DENIED FUNDING FOR NORTH CAROLINA THIS WEEK!
Crazy how that works!
Probably because they don’t want you to know THEY LITERALLY DENIED FUNDING FOR NORTH CAROLINA THIS WEEK!
Crazy how that works!
This is rich coming from a man who looks like he's actively melting and eats roadkill. Why is he in charge of the Health Department again?
RFK Jr. claims adults don't have autism. How is this man in charge of health policy again?
April 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is rich coming from a man who looks like he's actively melting and eats roadkill. Why is he in charge of the Health Department again?
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the shift from “I never thought leopards would eat MY face” to “eat my face harder leopard daddy” must be studied
April 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
the shift from “I never thought leopards would eat MY face” to “eat my face harder leopard daddy” must be studied
one thing that Democratic politicians should take note of is that the overlap between “great political optics” and “actual morally good stuff” is really big right now
April 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Perhaps if he had not spent so much time playing video games so that he could be the #1 video game player he would know that the answer to this question is "All of them."
February 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Perhaps if he had not spent so much time playing video games so that he could be the #1 video game player he would know that the answer to this question is "All of them."
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bring back calling people heretics and apostates. do an honest religious feud. this "not real christians" shit is weak
I outright call things like gothardism heresies and they get very mad at me
February 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
bring back calling people heretics and apostates. do an honest religious feud. this "not real christians" shit is weak
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I know you’re going to tell me that I’m an idiot but I really am surprised that my former friends who became Musk fans aren’t waking up to reality right now.
February 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I know you’re going to tell me that I’m an idiot but I really am surprised that my former friends who became Musk fans aren’t waking up to reality right now.
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When you put a shady character in the Oval Office, don't act shocked when he treats the law like it's optional
February 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
When you put a shady character in the Oval Office, don't act shocked when he treats the law like it's optional
How do you guys stay calm when it feels like the world is falling apart?
January 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
How do you guys stay calm when it feels like the world is falling apart?
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100,000 march against fascism in Berlin
January 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
100,000 march against fascism in Berlin
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Marked safe from having to make up new sins like "empathy" in order to justify being a terrible person.
January 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Marked safe from having to make up new sins like "empathy" in order to justify being a terrible person.
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Updated list of companies committed to DEI
Costco, Meijer, Kroger, Giant Grocery, Ben & Jerry’s, Ulta, Macy’s, Old Navy, Nordstrom’s, TJ Maxx, GoTo Foods (includes Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more…), Dollar Tree, Walgreens, Wegmans
Costco, Meijer, Kroger, Giant Grocery, Ben & Jerry’s, Ulta, Macy’s, Old Navy, Nordstrom’s, TJ Maxx, GoTo Foods (includes Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more…), Dollar Tree, Walgreens, Wegmans
January 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Updated list of companies committed to DEI
Costco, Meijer, Kroger, Giant Grocery, Ben & Jerry’s, Ulta, Macy’s, Old Navy, Nordstrom’s, TJ Maxx, GoTo Foods (includes Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more…), Dollar Tree, Walgreens, Wegmans
Costco, Meijer, Kroger, Giant Grocery, Ben & Jerry’s, Ulta, Macy’s, Old Navy, Nordstrom’s, TJ Maxx, GoTo Foods (includes Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more…), Dollar Tree, Walgreens, Wegmans
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The vibe in science rn
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January 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The vibe in science rn
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The best metaphor is of two parents competing for the affection of a child and one does the right thing for the child's health, the other lies to the child, lets them eat like sht, doesn't make them attend school, or do anything the kid doesn't want to do.
January 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The best metaphor is of two parents competing for the affection of a child and one does the right thing for the child's health, the other lies to the child, lets them eat like sht, doesn't make them attend school, or do anything the kid doesn't want to do.
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From the Twitter archives.
January 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
From the Twitter archives.
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I’m just going to say that AOC is the acting leader of the Democratic Party until someone proves otherwise. At least insofar as she is responding to the moment with leadership.
January 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I’m just going to say that AOC is the acting leader of the Democratic Party until someone proves otherwise. At least insofar as she is responding to the moment with leadership.
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Today and in the coming days, remember
January 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Today and in the coming days, remember
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Elon Musk is a Nazi. He supports extremist groups in Europe with Nazi ideology. He’s from an apartheid state.
The Washington Post can try and cover for him. The New York Times can try and cover for him. The ADL can try and cover for him but Elon Musk is a Nazi. And those who cover are sympathizers.
The Washington Post can try and cover for him. The New York Times can try and cover for him. The ADL can try and cover for him but Elon Musk is a Nazi. And those who cover are sympathizers.
January 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Elon Musk is a Nazi. He supports extremist groups in Europe with Nazi ideology. He’s from an apartheid state.
The Washington Post can try and cover for him. The New York Times can try and cover for him. The ADL can try and cover for him but Elon Musk is a Nazi. And those who cover are sympathizers.
The Washington Post can try and cover for him. The New York Times can try and cover for him. The ADL can try and cover for him but Elon Musk is a Nazi. And those who cover are sympathizers.
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The entire MAGA Playbook is to provoke a reaction and then claim the victims or too sensitive (snowflakes) or it was a joke. Rather than be outraged, don’t take the bait and simply laugh in their faces for being the stupid little bullies that they are. They can’t lead. They can only oppose.
January 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The entire MAGA Playbook is to provoke a reaction and then claim the victims or too sensitive (snowflakes) or it was a joke. Rather than be outraged, don’t take the bait and simply laugh in their faces for being the stupid little bullies that they are. They can’t lead. They can only oppose.
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This matters. Not because I think Trump is capable of mercy or empathy towards these vulnerable groups. But because it is a public act of defiance.
Contrast that with all these other powerful people in this country signaling nothing but appeasement and obedience.
Contrast that with all these other powerful people in this country signaling nothing but appeasement and obedience.
Rev. Mariann Edgar Budde to Trump: "I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. There are gay, lesbian, and transgender people in Democratic, Republican, and independent families, some who fear for their lives ... and the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals"
January 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This matters. Not because I think Trump is capable of mercy or empathy towards these vulnerable groups. But because it is a public act of defiance.
Contrast that with all these other powerful people in this country signaling nothing but appeasement and obedience.
Contrast that with all these other powerful people in this country signaling nothing but appeasement and obedience.