Jason Snyder
@snydtheglyde.bsky.social
Blazers Twitter Forever. Portland Boy in Vancouver, WA. Foolish enough to have faith that we can truly make a difference in this world by loving our neighbor. #RipCity #RCTID #LivingSideways Jesus is a raging liberal (h/t The Gospels)
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They're not just doing tyranny, they're doing the *exact* things listed in the Declaration of Independence that the colonists accused the king of. It's surreal
January 8, 2026 at 12:37 AM
They're not just doing tyranny, they're doing the *exact* things listed in the Declaration of Independence that the colonists accused the king of. It's surreal
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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check this shit out motherfucker
[I karate kick a ball in a net almost 10 feet in the air, it’s immediately clear I’m doing something almost no one else on Earth can do]
[I karate kick a ball in a net almost 10 feet in the air, it’s immediately clear I’m doing something almost no one else on Earth can do]
lmfaoooo what
January 7, 2026 at 3:16 AM
check this shit out motherfucker
[I karate kick a ball in a net almost 10 feet in the air, it’s immediately clear I’m doing something almost no one else on Earth can do]
[I karate kick a ball in a net almost 10 feet in the air, it’s immediately clear I’m doing something almost no one else on Earth can do]
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August 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Pat Bagley, Salt Lake Tribune
January 6, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Pat Bagley, Salt Lake Tribune
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Shaedon Sharpe’s season is super underrated to me. You can rail on his efficiency at times, which has improved over the past month, but it overlooks how much he has had to do for a team suffering so many other injuries. His toughness and consistency defensively aren’t being appreciated enough.
January 6, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Shaedon Sharpe’s season is super underrated to me. You can rail on his efficiency at times, which has improved over the past month, but it overlooks how much he has had to do for a team suffering so many other injuries. His toughness and consistency defensively aren’t being appreciated enough.
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“Taco Dowler” sounds like an arcane profession
January 6, 2026 at 4:09 AM
“Taco Dowler” sounds like an arcane profession
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THAT'S MY NAME
Birth name: McLean Dowler
Reason for nickname: saw a Taco Bell and decided his name was also Taco 406mtsports.com/high-school/...
Reason for nickname: saw a Taco Bell and decided his name was also Taco 406mtsports.com/high-school/...
January 6, 2026 at 4:12 AM
THAT'S MY NAME
BOOOOOIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
Jazz turn the ball over and Shaedon Sharpe goes high to throw down the lob
Via u/Kazekid
Via u/Kazekid
January 6, 2026 at 4:06 AM
BOOOOOIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
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Kevin Love is wearing his LO letterman’s jacket on the Jazz bench tonight
January 6, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Kevin Love is wearing his LO letterman’s jacket on the Jazz bench tonight
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His teammate high-fiving the ref is sending me lol
January 4, 2026 at 8:46 PM
His teammate high-fiving the ref is sending me lol
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Celtics broadcast shows some guys shooting on a hoop outside the Intuit Dome and every shot is an airball 😂
January 4, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Celtics broadcast shows some guys shooting on a hoop outside the Intuit Dome and every shot is an airball 😂
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This insane asshole has been doing nothing but crimes since the day he took office, you're the only branch of government with the power to remove him and you're not even going to try because it might not work? Why are you even there? To feel important and do insider trading?
January 3, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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Here is an excellent and quick script
I called my representative a lazy bum who's never held a real job in his life and needs to give up the six figure salary he's getting from taking money out of my check each week.
January 3, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Here is an excellent and quick script
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I don’t know exactly what I’m looking for in a politician but not having every day be a nightmare of horrors would be pretty high up so someone should run on that
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I don’t know exactly what I’m looking for in a politician but not having every day be a nightmare of horrors would be pretty high up so someone should run on that
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The Philippine Airlines preflight video is a whole telenovela. 🤣
January 2, 2026 at 8:16 PM
The Philippine Airlines preflight video is a whole telenovela. 🤣
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Need this energy when Trump leaves office. Take a fucking bulldozer to his bribe ballroom and rip his name off the Kennedy Center and whatever else he slaps his name on.
I was wondering what Mamdani's first executive order would be, and I'm not disappointed by this.
He has wiped off the books EVERY Eric Adams executive order issued on or after September 26, 2024, the day Adams was indicted on federal bribery charges.
He has wiped off the books EVERY Eric Adams executive order issued on or after September 26, 2024, the day Adams was indicted on federal bribery charges.
January 1, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Need this energy when Trump leaves office. Take a fucking bulldozer to his bribe ballroom and rip his name off the Kennedy Center and whatever else he slaps his name on.
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January 1, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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That man said... "I never wanted to be your weekend lover"
and listen... I get it
and listen... I get it
January 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
That man said... "I never wanted to be your weekend lover"
and listen... I get it
and listen... I get it
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this thread makes me crylaugh every time i run across it and read it again. please, treat yourself.
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
January 1, 2026 at 10:05 AM
this thread makes me crylaugh every time i run across it and read it again. please, treat yourself.
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Artists famously do not like fascists. The two things do not co-exist! The fascists know this and think they can replace human art with AI "art" or whatever, and good luck to them!
This is not hard. Artists are not responsible for ensuring the Kennedy Center remains relevant and successful. The center’s board is responsible for that, in a fiduciary way. All of this energy being directed at artists should be re-directed at the board.
December 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Artists famously do not like fascists. The two things do not co-exist! The fascists know this and think they can replace human art with AI "art" or whatever, and good luck to them!
Billy Ray Bates references = automatic re-skeet
December 30, 1980: This breakaway dunk from Billy Ray Bates of the Portland Trail Blazers.
December 31, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Billy Ray Bates references = automatic re-skeet
Clinging maaaaan
December 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Clinging maaaaan