Sofia Laurila
@sofialaurila.bsky.social
Plans for an attack.
April 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Plans for an attack.
We were warned this would happen, but the warning was dismissed as "just a negotiating tactic; he wouldn't go through with it." Meanwhile, $6.4 trillion was lost in two days as Trump golfed with other billionaires at his Doral Golf Club.
They said we'd have a record-beating economy, and they were right - largest two days of wealth destruction in nominal dollar terms *ever*:
April 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
We were warned this would happen, but the warning was dismissed as "just a negotiating tactic; he wouldn't go through with it." Meanwhile, $6.4 trillion was lost in two days as Trump golfed with other billionaires at his Doral Golf Club.
A group of slackers—we wouldn't be in this mess if you'd focused on your work instead of wearing tuxedos daily.
Defence Ministry Update: Border surveillance has not detected any abnormal activity. We stand rock-hop-ready to rock, set to defend ourselves against all threats both foreign and domestic (elephant seals mainly)
April 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
A group of slackers—we wouldn't be in this mess if you'd focused on your work instead of wearing tuxedos daily.
Trump criticizes America from Monday to Thursday, then treats himself to a long weekend of golf.
The entire permanent staff of the Division of Environmental Health Science and Practice was laid off. This division addresses issues such as asthma and air pollution, climate change and health, childhood lead poisoning, and cancer clusters.
April 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Trump criticizes America from Monday to Thursday, then treats himself to a long weekend of golf.
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my favorite kind of lib are the guys who are like “DONT LET HIM DISTRACT YOU! he crashed the economy on purpose to draw attention away from covfefe”
April 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
my favorite kind of lib are the guys who are like “DONT LET HIM DISTRACT YOU! he crashed the economy on purpose to draw attention away from covfefe”
I thought USAID had already canceled the DART teams before the earthquakes in Myanmar.
April 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I thought USAID had already canceled the DART teams before the earthquakes in Myanmar.
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PLAYING SONGS AT THE LOS ANGELES STOP OF THE FIGHT OLIGARCHY TOUR 🤯 ME BERNIE AOC & NEIL YOUNG CHOPPIN IT UP 🤯 SATURDAY APRIL 12TH IN LOS ANGELES 🤯 WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
April 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
PLAYING SONGS AT THE LOS ANGELES STOP OF THE FIGHT OLIGARCHY TOUR 🤯 ME BERNIE AOC & NEIL YOUNG CHOPPIN IT UP 🤯 SATURDAY APRIL 12TH IN LOS ANGELES 🤯 WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
However, Mark, cryptocurrency will resolve all these issues.
April 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
However, Mark, cryptocurrency will resolve all these issues.
They might resort to using forced labor or reintroducing a form of slavery under a different name. Even then, rebuilding everything would take at least a decade. By that time, the rest of the world would have progressed, leaving us isolated and stuck in the past.
you have to be genuinely stupid as fuck to think american companies are going to respond to tariffs by building factories and moving manufacturing to the US. i don't know how else to say it. you have to be genuinely braindead
April 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
They might resort to using forced labor or reintroducing a form of slavery under a different name. Even then, rebuilding everything would take at least a decade. By that time, the rest of the world would have progressed, leaving us isolated and stuck in the past.
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i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
April 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
Even though I hardly know this guy or who he is, why am I not surprised?
LONDON (AP) — UK police charge comedian Russell Brand with rape and sexual assault.
April 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Even though I hardly know this guy or who he is, why am I not surprised?
At least they can pass the time enjoying Swedish meatballs and lingonberries.
April 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
At least they can pass the time enjoying Swedish meatballs and lingonberries.
Slovakian expenses are tax deductible.
I notice that there is no tariff on Russian brides.......
April 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Slovakian expenses are tax deductible.
In handcuffs so we can witness the "perp walk."
Oh man, somebody get him out of there. He’s crazy.
April 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
In handcuffs so we can witness the "perp walk."
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No offence to the current pope, but let’s be honest: all the recent popes have been ugly as shit and it’s time they picked a hot one
April 4, 2025 at 9:24 AM
No offence to the current pope, but let’s be honest: all the recent popes have been ugly as shit and it’s time they picked a hot one