Tom Southcott
@solidpython.bsky.social
I have nothing to say, yet an urge to speak. Up The Blades!
"Your love of the Halflings leaf has fucked your mind"
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 28, 2025 at 9:30 AM
"Your love of the Halflings leaf has fucked your mind"
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The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
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If I won the lottery, there would be signs.
December 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If I won the lottery, there would be signs.
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Hong Kong fire and Grenfell are just alike. Fire spreading through unsafe building materials installed due to penny-pinching, killing dozens. One difference: before the HK fire is even out three executives at contractors have been arrested, eight years after Grenfell no-one has been arrested.
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Hong Kong fire and Grenfell are just alike. Fire spreading through unsafe building materials installed due to penny-pinching, killing dozens. One difference: before the HK fire is even out three executives at contractors have been arrested, eight years after Grenfell no-one has been arrested.
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I'm still upset about the stealth privatisation of the NHS through the budget yesterday. With PPP (PFI 2.0) and "neighbourhood care centres".
They know they can't be too obvious. So they go private by using sub contractors and private finance initiatives racking public services with DEBT.
They know they can't be too obvious. So they go private by using sub contractors and private finance initiatives racking public services with DEBT.
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I'm still upset about the stealth privatisation of the NHS through the budget yesterday. With PPP (PFI 2.0) and "neighbourhood care centres".
They know they can't be too obvious. So they go private by using sub contractors and private finance initiatives racking public services with DEBT.
They know they can't be too obvious. So they go private by using sub contractors and private finance initiatives racking public services with DEBT.
For all Mankind is pretty good huh?
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
For all Mankind is pretty good huh?
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some years, Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day just completely sneaks up on you
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
some years, Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day just completely sneaks up on you
They are getting better and better each game. Maybe got a little lucky not to concede another during the second half, but just an incredible effort every game. A Blades team who is fun to watch this season, thank the universe.
What a result for United Women, winning 2-1 at Crystal Palace. This fixture finished 6-1 to Palace back in January in the FA Cup.
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
They are getting better and better each game. Maybe got a little lucky not to concede another during the second half, but just an incredible effort every game. A Blades team who is fun to watch this season, thank the universe.
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I am incapable of cooking for one person.
November 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I am incapable of cooking for one person.
What a shit week. But now it's time for some Halloween chill time.
October 31, 2025 at 7:16 PM
What a shit week. But now it's time for some Halloween chill time.
I'm sure all the people who lost their jobs are absolutely overjoyed about this.
NEW: In a glimmer of positive news for Xbox, Microsoft's gaming division hit a revenue target this year that is tied to the compensation for the company's CEO
Microsoft's senior execs have had an Xbox pay target for years but those targets kept getting missed
www.gamefile.news/p/microsofts...
Microsoft's senior execs have had an Xbox pay target for years but those targets kept getting missed
www.gamefile.news/p/microsofts...
Microsoft’s Xbox team snaps a four-year losing streak on key target tied to CEO's pay
Plus: Microsoft worker pay slightly increases and the company finds several ways to delete the word “diversity”
www.gamefile.news
October 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I'm sure all the people who lost their jobs are absolutely overjoyed about this.
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Halo is coming to PS5 before InFamous, Killzone, and Resistance.
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October 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Halo is coming to PS5 before InFamous, Killzone, and Resistance.
Playing Alan Wake 2 for the first time and Ahti has completely broken the 4th wall by repeatedly calling me by my real name. It's freaking me out.
October 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Playing Alan Wake 2 for the first time and Ahti has completely broken the 4th wall by repeatedly calling me by my real name. It's freaking me out.
This theme song goes through my head at least one a week to this day. What a banger and what a show it was.
According to Wikipedia, today is the 20th anniversary of The 1UP Show. I choose to believe this is true.
I miss this work. More, I miss my old coworkers. Still the best and most fun job I ever had.
I’ll let Jane and Eric’s killer tune race through my mind today.
I miss this work. More, I miss my old coworkers. Still the best and most fun job I ever had.
I’ll let Jane and Eric’s killer tune race through my mind today.
October 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This theme song goes through my head at least one a week to this day. What a banger and what a show it was.
Have had Alien 3 on for the first time while i was doing other stuff but the opening 5-10 minutes of this film lost me immediately.
October 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Have had Alien 3 on for the first time while i was doing other stuff but the opening 5-10 minutes of this film lost me immediately.
Battlefield 6 day but I have not been able to afford a new game for literal years now. 🥲
October 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Battlefield 6 day but I have not been able to afford a new game for literal years now. 🥲
The Dunk and Egg novellas are the best books in the Game of Thrones series.
October 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The Dunk and Egg novellas are the best books in the Game of Thrones series.
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Losing my mind and what look like video game assets but instead were used to justify war crimes and genocide in the real world
October 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Losing my mind and what look like video game assets but instead were used to justify war crimes and genocide in the real world
Beastcast is still GOATed when it comes to podcasts. There has never been a better podcast!
Apparently someone made a fucking Umineko video featuring Giant Bomb
October 7, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Beastcast is still GOATed when it comes to podcasts. There has never been a better podcast!
God damn Cubs... I was begging you to give me a fun game to watch. United make me sad enough as it is.
October 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
God damn Cubs... I was begging you to give me a fun game to watch. United make me sad enough as it is.
God damn Hecate, them abs are crazy!
September 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
God damn Hecate, them abs are crazy!
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The Sheffield United Fan Advisory Board is now on BlueSky.
This has been true for 30 seconds as of writing this, so we have zero followers and we're shouting into a void - but that will change!
UTB! ⚔️🔴⚪⚫⚔️
This has been true for 30 seconds as of writing this, so we have zero followers and we're shouting into a void - but that will change!
UTB! ⚔️🔴⚪⚫⚔️
September 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The Sheffield United Fan Advisory Board is now on BlueSky.
This has been true for 30 seconds as of writing this, so we have zero followers and we're shouting into a void - but that will change!
UTB! ⚔️🔴⚪⚫⚔️
This has been true for 30 seconds as of writing this, so we have zero followers and we're shouting into a void - but that will change!
UTB! ⚔️🔴⚪⚫⚔️
Is today the day Silksong breaks me!?
September 9, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Is today the day Silksong breaks me!?