dadknitting
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I offset being too online with having very analog hobbies. Talk to me about knitting and tabletop games, @dadknitting on instagram 🧶🐑 Insufferable Philly sports enjoyer.
The Hamstring is not a serious muscle group.
September 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The Hamstring is not a serious muscle group.
No you have to call it a generic 16-bit retro game system, it’s only a SNES if it comes from the Nintendeaux region of France.
September 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
No you have to call it a generic 16-bit retro game system, it’s only a SNES if it comes from the Nintendeaux region of France.
A trivia team made up of radio personalities and voice actors called the plosive poppin’ daddies.
August 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
A trivia team made up of radio personalities and voice actors called the plosive poppin’ daddies.
The drops of god was the cum we made along the way (that’s a joke for the dozens of people in the world who have watched drops of god)
August 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The drops of god was the cum we made along the way (that’s a joke for the dozens of people in the world who have watched drops of god)
Pope went to Villanova so that means it's now called the Youse-charist
May 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Pope went to Villanova so that means it's now called the Youse-charist
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we need boys announcing the news in the street again
May 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
we need boys announcing the news in the street again
Conan the Barbarian should have been called Excalibruh.
April 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Conan the Barbarian should have been called Excalibruh.
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today is a terrific day to cancel that monthly donation
speaking of which, this should be obvious but: do not donate to the democrats. do not donate to the party, do not donate to their politicians. until they do Anything At All, you do not give them a cent.
Look it's bleak right now but if you need a good laugh, imagine how bad whatever the Democrats come up with is to try to turn things around will be when it's December and they're freaking out because their fund-raising cratered.
March 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
today is a terrific day to cancel that monthly donation
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Even as he's rampaging through the government wielding usurped life-and-death power like a toddler with a gun, the man is still desperately, sweatily trying to do epic posts
![Screenshot of post on X.com:
Elon Musk [Blue check] [X logo]
@elonmusk
USAID is a criminal organization.
Time for it to die.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lyspo2bgxpznqtug5ir2q33g/bafkreifbrgvmei7ojju73gjom2jv5b4n7nj647shlkuo2wvovuhzlk5q7e@jpeg)
February 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Even as he's rampaging through the government wielding usurped life-and-death power like a toddler with a gun, the man is still desperately, sweatily trying to do epic posts
Phil saw his shadow which means 6 more weeks of a functioning government.
February 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Phil saw his shadow which means 6 more weeks of a functioning government.
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every moment harrison butker is on the field is a moment he can't be leading his wife in covenant with christ
January 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
every moment harrison butker is on the field is a moment he can't be leading his wife in covenant with christ
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Everything in politics is intentional. There are no accidents.
No one "accidentally" gives a Nazi salute.
No one "accidentally" votes for the Laken Riley Act.
No one "accidentally" gives up control of the NLRB early.
No one "accidentally" supports a genocide.
No one "accidentally" gives a Nazi salute.
No one "accidentally" votes for the Laken Riley Act.
No one "accidentally" gives up control of the NLRB early.
No one "accidentally" supports a genocide.
January 21, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Everything in politics is intentional. There are no accidents.
No one "accidentally" gives a Nazi salute.
No one "accidentally" votes for the Laken Riley Act.
No one "accidentally" gives up control of the NLRB early.
No one "accidentally" supports a genocide.
No one "accidentally" gives a Nazi salute.
No one "accidentally" votes for the Laken Riley Act.
No one "accidentally" gives up control of the NLRB early.
No one "accidentally" supports a genocide.
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don’t worry guys executive orders aren’t REALLY legal. but DO worry guys because the law isn’t REALLY real in any real sense. but DONT worry because they’re kind of too incompetent if you remember but also DO worry because maybe this time it’s different. but DONT worry bec
January 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
don’t worry guys executive orders aren’t REALLY legal. but DO worry guys because the law isn’t REALLY real in any real sense. but DONT worry because they’re kind of too incompetent if you remember but also DO worry because maybe this time it’s different. but DONT worry bec
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"I will not comply in advance", I holler as they announce beer will not be sold after the 7th inning
January 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
"I will not comply in advance", I holler as they announce beer will not be sold after the 7th inning
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monetization idea for this site: you should be able to buy Hexes for one dollar each and every time you hex another user you remove one character from their character limit for 24 hours. become the first social platform to really embrace the PvP model
January 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
monetization idea for this site: you should be able to buy Hexes for one dollar each and every time you hex another user you remove one character from their character limit for 24 hours. become the first social platform to really embrace the PvP model
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Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
January 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Why is my idea that generations should be named for iconic professional wrestlers not being taken seriously by anyone?
December 30, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Why is my idea that generations should be named for iconic professional wrestlers not being taken seriously by anyone?
This guy fuckin hates me.
December 27, 2024 at 9:50 PM
This guy fuckin hates me.
Flip 7 is the best family board/card game I’ve played in years. And as a bonus it will teach your children about the hubris of hitting on 16 in blackjack without them even realizing it.
December 22, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Flip 7 is the best family board/card game I’ve played in years. And as a bonus it will teach your children about the hubris of hitting on 16 in blackjack without them even realizing it.
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This story only came out because of a random tipster. Imagine how many cases we never hear about
Dallas Express reports that sitting 81-year-old congresswoman Kay Granger is secretly residing in a memory care and assisted living facility.
Granger hasn't cast any votes since July, isn't answering phone calls and vacated her physical office sometime before Thanksgiving.
Granger hasn't cast any votes since July, isn't answering phone calls and vacated her physical office sometime before Thanksgiving.
EXCLUSIVE: Where is Congresswoman Kay Granger?
Amid the ongoing drama in D.C. with Congress debating on an interim spending bill a key question has arisen, "Where is Congresswoman Kay Granger?"
dallasexpress.com
December 22, 2024 at 12:54 AM
This story only came out because of a random tipster. Imagine how many cases we never hear about
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anyone with less followers than me is a feeble peasant, not even worthy of a simple like. anyone with more followers than me is a cruel tyrant, obsessed with clout. and anyone with exactly my number of followers i will defeat in hand to hand combat
December 17, 2024 at 3:28 PM
anyone with less followers than me is a feeble peasant, not even worthy of a simple like. anyone with more followers than me is a cruel tyrant, obsessed with clout. and anyone with exactly my number of followers i will defeat in hand to hand combat
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@samreich.bsky.social I have an idea!
Warner Bros. Discovery will not renew their deal to release new episodes of ‘Sesame Street’, THR reports.
Sesame Workshop is now looking for a new studio to release new episodes.
Sesame Workshop is now looking for a new studio to release new episodes.
December 13, 2024 at 10:49 PM
@samreich.bsky.social I have an idea!