Sophie Schmieg
@sophieschmieg.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
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Leading cryptography (ISE Crypto) at Google. Opinions my own. Content usually badly explained mathematics [bridged from https://infosec.exchange/@sophieschmieg on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
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Blameless postmortem, but blame a little
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Criticizing Linux on Mastodon is really the best way to make men type paragraphs, isn't it?
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Looks like NIST's servers are still online at the moment.
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Remember to download any NIST SPs you need before tomorrow, they will be unavailable during a shutdown
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erininthemorning.com
UK's Labour Party abandoned transgender people. The gambit to pursue rightwing voters by abandoning a targeted minority failed, and now they're facing the prospect of a historic loss.

US Dems could learn a lot from their failure.

Great piece from S. Baum.

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UK's Labour Party Abandoned Trans People. Here's What American Dems Can Learn.
Democrats: There is no “middle ground” on equal rights. Take it from UK Labour.
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sophieschmieg.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
Random childhood anecdote, posted as individual toot in order to not derail some random joke post about kids these days not being into non-Euclidean geometry:

I have three siblings, spaced two years apart each. All three of us went to the same high school. My youngest sister's math teacher […]
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sophieschmieg.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
John Oliver meets Bernd das Brot. It goes about as well as you expect.

Mist.

https://youtube.com/shorts/k315NvOdHvc?si=Rzo48AYKIFMKfOe8
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Me: I'm in a meeting!
@saraislet : I was in a meeting first!
Me: I doubt that, my meeting started at 8am
@saraislet : you were on the toilet!
Me: I was in a meeting while I was on the toilet!
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You can now use X-Wing and other post quantum KEMs on Cloud KMS, adding to the support for ML-DSA that was added earlier this year.

Note that it will still take a bit to make the TLS connections for Cloud post-quantum, so this is mostly for experimentation and does not give you full quantum […]
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davidho.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy
Fuck these guys.

“The Trump administration canceled grants for street safety measures, pedestrian trails and bike lanes in communities around the country this month, each time offering a simple rationale for yanking back federal aid: the projects aren’t designed for cars.” […]
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sophieschmieg.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
Apparently NIST made a rather embarrassing typo in SP 800-227, defining ML-KEM as "modular lattice key encapsulation method" instead of "module lattice key encapsulation method", and now @paulehoffman challenges me to a multi paragraph toot about this topic.

Let's start with a fun fact: while […]
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kenwhite.bsky.social
The @washingtonpost.com has changed its slogan again, from “Democracy Dies In Darkness” to “Know Your Place.”
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When you think about it, we really should call "Tesla autopilot" vibe driving
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Petition to rename hypoglycemia into "cake or death"
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This is the point in american history where i would just load the save from september 10 2001 and try again
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keywan.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy
… How it ended!

#cat meets #printer

Jetzt wisst ihr, warum ich nicht #duplex drucke.

#catsofmastodon #hp #drucker #mäusejagd #katze #LebenmitKatze
#fullduplex #Duplexdruck #duplexprinting #hunt #wildlifeofstubentiger
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kenwhite.bsky.social
"Don't mock or you'll be deported" is the mark of a weak, decadent nation, a petty and insecure failure unworthy of respect.
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skinnylatte.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy
I’ll keep posting this until I find a great person to come be my manager: the Monterey bay aquarium is looking for its next VP of Technology! […]
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Binah: "Ah that's your problem right there, there are outlets that power the vacuum monster, I will fix that for you for free, no problem"
A black kitten looking up from behind the TV sound box
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kenwhite.bsky.social
/9 By the way - we should also fight the inclination to abandon the rule of law because bad people are cynically abusing it. First, while bad things happen on a national scale, every day on a micro scale advocates use the rule of law to fight injustice and improve lives.
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kenwhite.bsky.social
/7 SCOTUS, the Federalist Society, the entire academic and intellectual infrastructure that brought us here: they're nothing but pretentious Trumpers. At least the guy in the MAGA hat and "fuck your feelings" t-shirt is honest about who he is. These people are not.