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Rewatching maybe my biggest guilty pleasure show True Blood after like 10+ years. I’m on s5e7 (2012) when one Army vet said to another who was considering suicide re: why he wouldn’t do it: “Because suicide is for Muslims and you’re better than that” and I thought my jaw was gonna fall off my face.
January 8, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Rewatching maybe my biggest guilty pleasure show True Blood after like 10+ years. I’m on s5e7 (2012) when one Army vet said to another who was considering suicide re: why he wouldn’t do it: “Because suicide is for Muslims and you’re better than that” and I thought my jaw was gonna fall off my face.
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Oops I watched a video essay about The Sopranos and now I’m gonna restart it again
November 8, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Oops I watched a video essay about The Sopranos and now I’m gonna restart it again
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God damn it Gideon what did I tell you about becoming a sidekick for all kinds of superheroes. They are gonna be out getting tons of that crazy pussy from aliens with magic powers and shit while you are cleaning cum off their cape with a fuckin kryptonite magic eraser.
June 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
God damn it Gideon what did I tell you about becoming a sidekick for all kinds of superheroes. They are gonna be out getting tons of that crazy pussy from aliens with magic powers and shit while you are cleaning cum off their cape with a fuckin kryptonite magic eraser.
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I took HBO's "Which Deadwood Character Are you?" quiz! Click here to take the quiz.
June 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I took HBO's "Which Deadwood Character Are you?" quiz! Click here to take the quiz.
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How I arrived on bluesky (Painting by Danial Ryan: www.etsy.com/listing/7336...)
April 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
How I arrived on bluesky (Painting by Danial Ryan: www.etsy.com/listing/7336...)
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Dr. Henry Killinger as "Doctor Doom" in #AvengersDoomsday
March 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Dr. Henry Killinger as "Doctor Doom" in #AvengersDoomsday
Milchick as a drum major was
a cartoon of a man giving an ok sign with the word perfection below him
ALT: a cartoon of a man giving an ok sign with the word perfection below him
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March 21, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Milchick as a drum major was
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Ten democrats censuring Green was a truly cinematic moment. Like in Jaws when Brody pushes Quint into the shark’s mouth, or when George McFly pulls Biff off of Lorraine and says “Hey you, get your damn wiener out” and lovingly strokes Biff to a shuddering orgasm while Marty screams and disintegrates
March 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Ten democrats censuring Green was a truly cinematic moment. Like in Jaws when Brody pushes Quint into the shark’s mouth, or when George McFly pulls Biff off of Lorraine and says “Hey you, get your damn wiener out” and lovingly strokes Biff to a shuddering orgasm while Marty screams and disintegrates
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He deserves every bit of it but I don’t know how Drake can watch anything on tv at any time and not be worried about this. He turns on Bluey and the dad is like “you know who I’d never let babysit you?”
“We’re halfway through the show, which means it's time for Kendrick Lamar to come out and call Drake a pedophile”
— Conan O'Brien at the #Oscars
— Conan O'Brien at the #Oscars
March 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
He deserves every bit of it but I don’t know how Drake can watch anything on tv at any time and not be worried about this. He turns on Bluey and the dad is like “you know who I’d never let babysit you?”
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hey no big if not but do u know what the third book is called
We will never be a monarchy. Know that. To quote the LOTR trilogy: Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king.
March 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
hey no big if not but do u know what the third book is called
So sad about Michelle Trachtenberg. Buffy is my favorite show but Harriet the Spy was also my favorite movie when I was little, I watched it constantly and wanted to be just like her. RIP
a girl is holding a piece of paper and asking can you read this .
Alt: Michelle Trachtenberg as Harriet the Spy is holding a piece of notebook which says PRIVATE and asking “can you read this?”
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February 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
So sad about Michelle Trachtenberg. Buffy is my favorite show but Harriet the Spy was also my favorite movie when I was little, I watched it constantly and wanted to be just like her. RIP
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I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
February 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
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way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America
February 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America
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“Ted Mosby Pretty Big Dick for Not Warning Us About Nazi Revival of 2025”
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“Ted Mosby Pretty Big Dick for Not Warning Us About Nazi Revival of 2025”
NEW YORK — Stacey Fricks is done with fictional character Ted Mosby due to his failure to mention the 2025 Nazi problem in the character’s…
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February 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
“Ted Mosby Pretty Big Dick for Not Warning Us About Nazi Revival of 2025”
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