MadmanAcrossTheWater
@soup-craft.bsky.social
Eukaryote, Soup Enthusiast, Obscure Minecraft Streamer, Cuber, Hayeminol fan since May 2023
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they put a special pod in the space station just for eating soup. it’s sealed up so it’s okay if stuff floats around in there
October 4, 2024 at 2:48 AM
they put a special pod in the space station just for eating soup. it’s sealed up so it’s okay if stuff floats around in there
Why yes I keep up on periodicals
December 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Why yes I keep up on periodicals
"Lick My Love Pump" from This Is Spinal Tap is my pick for best joke ever put to film. The entire movie up to the piano scene is buildup for that punchline, and it's a brilliant subversion of our biases.
December 15, 2025 at 11:34 AM
"Lick My Love Pump" from This Is Spinal Tap is my pick for best joke ever put to film. The entire movie up to the piano scene is buildup for that punchline, and it's a brilliant subversion of our biases.
Mojang continues to refuse to cater to my own personal wants in it's Minecraft updates. Shameful that they would consider play-styles other than mine. I expect better from a game I spent $20 on once 12 years ago.
December 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Mojang continues to refuse to cater to my own personal wants in it's Minecraft updates. Shameful that they would consider play-styles other than mine. I expect better from a game I spent $20 on once 12 years ago.
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wife packed soup again for lunch at my sitting on a steel beam above New York job. spilled everywhere
January 22, 2024 at 3:26 AM
wife packed soup again for lunch at my sitting on a steel beam above New York job. spilled everywhere
Safe to say The Beths were the soundtrack to my year since I stumbled upon "Metal" 7 months ago.
December 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Safe to say The Beths were the soundtrack to my year since I stumbled upon "Metal" 7 months ago.
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You can drill a hole in a bicycle frame and fill it to the brim with cheddar & broccoli soup and then weld the hole shut and paint over it. Nobody has to know
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
You can drill a hole in a bicycle frame and fill it to the brim with cheddar & broccoli soup and then weld the hole shut and paint over it. Nobody has to know
Is the world full of Wayne Gretzkys?
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Is the world full of Wayne Gretzkys?
Marshalltown mentioned!
Modern life = war just my humble opinion
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Marshalltown mentioned!
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I've just invented a new product that's like bubble wrap but each bubble contains a tiny portion of french onion soup. There is no market for this product and it's very difficult to manufacture. My business model is "buy it or I'll attack you"
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I've just invented a new product that's like bubble wrap but each bubble contains a tiny portion of french onion soup. There is no market for this product and it's very difficult to manufacture. My business model is "buy it or I'll attack you"
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
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Summer is dead. Winter struggles to be born. Now is the time of soup.
October 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Summer is dead. Winter struggles to be born. Now is the time of soup.
My "nothing to hide" T-shirt etc...
October 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
My "nothing to hide" T-shirt etc...
I like the spears.
October 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I like the spears.
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most ads for soup use stock photography
January 5, 2024 at 1:04 AM
most ads for soup use stock photography
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Celebrity soup brands
- David Lee Broth
- Gazpacho Man Randy Savage
- Pitbouillon
- Bisque Bisqueofferson
- Bryce Dallas Chowder
- Borscht Becker
- Bouillabaisse Frehley
- Matthew McConsommé
- Soups On! Sarandon
- David Lee Broth
- Gazpacho Man Randy Savage
- Pitbouillon
- Bisque Bisqueofferson
- Bryce Dallas Chowder
- Borscht Becker
- Bouillabaisse Frehley
- Matthew McConsommé
- Soups On! Sarandon
September 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Celebrity soup brands
- David Lee Broth
- Gazpacho Man Randy Savage
- Pitbouillon
- Bisque Bisqueofferson
- Bryce Dallas Chowder
- Borscht Becker
- Bouillabaisse Frehley
- Matthew McConsommé
- Soups On! Sarandon
- David Lee Broth
- Gazpacho Man Randy Savage
- Pitbouillon
- Bisque Bisqueofferson
- Bryce Dallas Chowder
- Borscht Becker
- Bouillabaisse Frehley
- Matthew McConsommé
- Soups On! Sarandon
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Ah, fall, when a young man’s fancy turns to soup.
September 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Ah, fall, when a young man’s fancy turns to soup.