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dylan
@spheromancy.bsky.social
· Aug 8
in the work bathroom scrawling in my tome
my dumb ass thought the punchline was bald
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
my dumb ass thought the punchline was bald
me when i see a hellcat on my way to work
we're car guys. of course we wrap our lips around the stick shift and slobber on it and moan on it and touch ourselves a little while getting as far down as we can and
December 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
me when i see a hellcat on my way to work
muting "trumpiggy" immediately thats gotta be one of the worst ones man yall gotta try a little harder
December 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
muting "trumpiggy" immediately thats gotta be one of the worst ones man yall gotta try a little harder
very normal usage of the "tools"
December 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
very normal usage of the "tools"
all right man but we are gonna do all of em to you
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence" on immigration and defense policy.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
all right man but we are gonna do all of em to you
no shade to this person im serious but like bsky have to be pushing this why the fuck am i seeing it
December 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
no shade to this person im serious but like bsky have to be pushing this why the fuck am i seeing it
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i was struck by a flurry of spiritual attacks while i was at the gas station
December 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
i was struck by a flurry of spiritual attacks while i was at the gas station
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU ARGHHHHHAAAAA BARK BARK GRRRRRR they dont even got words for this shit man im just primoridal screaming
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU ARGHHHHHAAAAA BARK BARK GRRRRRR they dont even got words for this shit man im just primoridal screaming
im developing a social media site where the rules let you tell pedophiles to krill themselves and you dont get banned
December 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
im developing a social media site where the rules let you tell pedophiles to krill themselves and you dont get banned
anyone notice an uptick in tech accounts on here just saying shit like "my python injection mmorp3 tool is going to quantumize blockchain variables" more often in addition to the mod crackdown on being vaguely mean??
mayb im tweaking but i swear they show me more techslop now
mayb im tweaking but i swear they show me more techslop now
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
anyone notice an uptick in tech accounts on here just saying shit like "my python injection mmorp3 tool is going to quantumize blockchain variables" more often in addition to the mod crackdown on being vaguely mean??
mayb im tweaking but i swear they show me more techslop now
mayb im tweaking but i swear they show me more techslop now
bluesky feed so ass i say "new stranger things episodes i saw in passing were shit from butt" and they go "oh u fw stranger things?" like no thats a whole new sentence
December 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
bluesky feed so ass i say "new stranger things episodes i saw in passing were shit from butt" and they go "oh u fw stranger things?" like no thats a whole new sentence
i said this at thanksgiving and my brother said "yooo i saw that!!" like no girl you didnt i made that shit up
theyre putting the golden girls in fortnite???
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
i said this at thanksgiving and my brother said "yooo i saw that!!" like no girl you didnt i made that shit up
yall dont know shit about this
December 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
yall dont know shit about this
"gone away is the blue bird, here to stay is the new bird" what the hell are you talking about man
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
"gone away is the blue bird, here to stay is the new bird" what the hell are you talking about man
my family was watching the new stranger things when i got to thanksgiving and no shade to them but that shit is so ass everyone is clearly phoning it in
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
my family was watching the new stranger things when i got to thanksgiving and no shade to them but that shit is so ass everyone is clearly phoning it in
eating is lowkey the move when youre hungry
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
eating is lowkey the move when youre hungry
"charlie brown had hoes"
The women drawn to RFK Jr. see an intoxicating cocktail of romance and danger—whether it's getting attacked by a yak or texting about taking metaphorical bullets for each other.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr.
How can such ferocious desire be attached to this man? Two memoirs by the women who love him offer some clues.
www.motherjones.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
"charlie brown had hoes"
they couldnt have tortured me with metallica or whatever at gitmo id be like hell yeah brother ride the lightning
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
they couldnt have tortured me with metallica or whatever at gitmo id be like hell yeah brother ride the lightning
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guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
theyre putting the golden girls in fortnite???
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
theyre putting the golden girls in fortnite???
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
it looks like youre about to punch tf out ur niece thats probably why if i had to guess its rly funny
this has got a load of reposts from people who don't even follow me, which is so fucking weird
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
it looks like youre about to punch tf out ur niece thats probably why if i had to guess its rly funny
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On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.